Cax Asks for International Aid.
My fellow leaders, I step before you today to ask for your help. These words do not come easily to me, but despite my sincerest efforts, our economy has plunged yet further into debt. Therefore, we ask for your help. Anything would be gratefully accepted, but the things we need most are:
Raw currency.
Agricultural equipment.
Medical supplies.
Industrial equipment.
Please help. We thank you in advance for any help you give.
Imperial Brits
25-04-2004, 16:41
I will provide you with a grantof 1 billion usd. However there are terms.
1) In taking this grant you will allow me to have 2 military bases within your nation. Size and Scale is of my chosing.
2)You will considder joining the R.I.A where we help each other out in times of need.
Jarridia
25-04-2004, 16:44
Jarridia is always willing to help keep prosperity around the world. Although my economy is taking a hit recently too, I am prepared to offer you a package of goods to help stabilize your crash.
$5 Billion
145 Doctors/Medical Specialists bringing medication of all assortments.
Technological services for your agriculture
If there is anything else you feel you may need, please contact Jarridia, and we will certainly look over your request.
*President Branam of Jarridia, Leader of the WWA*
Nevermind....I'm feeling quite generous today. Take the offer and you will not have to pay me back. But, may I build an embassy in your nation?
Shildonia
25-04-2004, 16:46
Please accept this gift of £2billion Shildonian Pounds*.
* to be repaid at an interest rate of 50% p.a. First repayment installation is due in 1year (tommorow Real Time)
Beware, your home may be at risk if you do not pay off loans that are secured on it.
Good luck restoring your economy.
I DO NOT accept Jarridia's pledge, having discovered some small print which was NOT THERE the first time I looked.
Jarridia
25-04-2004, 16:49
I accept Jarridia's pledge. The doctors will prove invaluble in our hospitals. Rest assured that the money will only be used to help the common man in Cax, and none shall be spent on any military hardware, research, etc.
Glad to hear. The money has been wired, and the Doctors (with equipment) and the agricultural materials are on their way. :)
I also must rebuff the offers made by Imperial Brits and Shildonia. I cannot make any promise as to whether the money will be paid back. Not will I allow a signifcant military presence in out peaceful region.
I accept Jarridia's pledge. The doctors will prove invaluble in our hospitals. Rest assured that the money will only be used to help the common man in Cax, and none shall be spent on any military hardware, research, etc.
Glad to hear. The money has been wired, and the Doctors (with equipment) and the agricultural materials are on their way. :)
I am sorry, but since some small print suddenly appeared, I can no longer accept your pledge.
NOW THAT IT HAS CHANGED YET AGAIN, I CAN accept your pledge. I thank you from the bottom of my heart. I also always welcome embassies to be built in my nation. You may have any free site you wish from any of my cities, apart from the capital, Cax City, due to the obvious security risks.
Jarridia
25-04-2004, 16:57
I accept Jarridia's pledge. The doctors will prove invaluble in our hospitals. Rest assured that the money will only be used to help the common man in Cax, and none shall be spent on any military hardware, research, etc.
Glad to hear. The money has been wired, and the Doctors (with equipment) and the agricultural materials are on their way. :)
I am sorry, but since some small print suddenly appeared, I can no longer accept your pledge.
eh.......I changed it again. I'm feeling happy and generous :D
Falastur
25-04-2004, 16:57
2)You will considder joining the R.I.A where we help each other out in times of need.
OOC You're trying to squeeze him into an alliance already with many strong and powerful enemies? While it is his choice, I hope he understands the implications if he considers it.....
IC The Government of Falastur has decided to give the nation of Cax a one-time funding of $20 billion, with no pay-back necessary. However, further loans (if required) will have repayment clauses and interest rates. Furthermore, we offer the designs for the production of a number of agricultural vehicles and industrial mechanisms, as well as a supply of medical samples which can be studied and repoduced. These are free, but further samples or technology will cost (not very much though).
We hope your nation recovers soon....
Falastur
25-04-2004, 16:59
eh.......I changed it again. I'm feeling happy and generous :D
OOC Since you aren't denying writing the small print......what did you put on it?
Jarridia
25-04-2004, 17:01
eh.......I changed it again. I'm feeling happy and generous :D
OOC Since you aren't denying writing the small print......what did you put on it?
I had changed it before I knew he was posting. I thought about repayment and the use of a military base. But, I decided that he could use unconditional help. So therefore all I want is an embassy, which I pay for myself, and he gets all the goodies I posted above.
eh.......I changed it again. I'm feeling happy and generous :D
OOC Since you aren't denying writing the small print......what did you put on it?
1. To be paid back. (I can't. I'm too poor.)
2. A military presence.
However, these conditions have now been withdrawn. I thank Jarridia again.
The Zoogie People
25-04-2004, 17:03
The Government of Zoogiedom has authorized a $15 billion grant to the nation of Cax, with no need for a return payment. As with Falastur, further loans will have interest and will be expected to be returned.
We may also offer our military in protection of your nation in case anyone tries to unjustly invade you in these trying times, should you request it
I also accept Falastadur's most generous offer. Some of the money will definitely be set aside for holding a parade in all the pledging nations' honour.
The Government of Zoogiedom has authorized a $15 billion grant to the nation of Cax, with no need for a return payment. As with Falastur, further loans will have interest and will be expected to be returned.
We may also offer our military in protection of your nation in case anyone tries to unjustly invade you in these trying times, should you request it
I will accept the first payment, but cannot accept any further ones on which I must pay interest until I have an economy which is doing well.
Your offer of a military is very generous, however, my good (yet greedy and selfish) neighbours protect me all I need.
Dracun imperium
25-04-2004, 17:07
We the dracun imperium would glady help and are you glad you did not fall for the R.I.A. ruse. We will be sending 20 billion in aid and hope this will gladly help your economy no paid backs are nessecary at all. we would jsut like an embasy in your area and IF and only IF you allow it a small garison to protect the embasy
The deadly viper
25-04-2004, 17:08
the deadly viper is a relitavly poor and unstable region but for what its worth i can offer you miletery support if u are attacked :D
Holy panooly
25-04-2004, 17:10
I am willing to send $50 billion to Cax.
We the dracun imperium would glady help and are you glad you did not fall for the R.I.A. ruse. We will be sending 20 billion in aid and hope this will gladly help your economy no paid backs are nessecary at all. we would jsut like an embasy in your area and IF and only IF you allow it a small garison to protect the embasy
As above, your offer is gratefully accepted.
The embassy is no problem. You may have a site in any city, except my capital, Cax City, due to the security risk.
The garrison is a minor problem. I will accept only if the number of soldiers at all times is below 100, with no more than 5 military vehicles on the premises. All soldiers must also be checked to ensure there is NO risk of an attack by them on my nation.
Dracun imperium
25-04-2004, 17:13
understood and terms accepted. 5 blazer helicopters and 100 E.S.P. (Embassy Security Personel) will arive and in 1 ns day and hopefully our nation will be much closer
I am willing to send $50 billion to Cax.
I thank you very much for the generous donation. How much would you like to be spent on the parade in your honour?
Holy panooly
25-04-2004, 17:30
Nothing. I think your people need it more than I do. You may have the money, it's a major military surplus.
Nothing. I think your people need it more than I do. You may have the money, it's a major military surplus.
Well, I shall ensure to propose a toast to you at the next Council Meeting.
Falastur
25-04-2004, 17:39
Seeing the extent of the Cax economic problems, the Falasturian Government has authorised a final no-return-required loan of $50 billion, in the hope that it will help the Cax economy to reach such a level as it can establish the beginnings of self-sufficiency.
Seeing the extent of the Cax economic problems, the Falasturian Government has authorised a final no-return-required loan of $50 billion, in the hope that it will help the Cax economy to reach such a level as it can establish the beginnings of self-sufficiency.
This further $30 billion is joyous news. People in Cax are celebrating everywhere, jubilant at the fact their farms now have tractors, the factories are producing goods other than baskets, and there is actually food on the shelves of shops.
DontPissUsOff
25-04-2004, 17:42
We are not an immensely prosperous nation; nonetheless, we shall provide a sum of $5bn for your nation, and the assistance of military forces (troops and engineers) to help you build things for your infrastructure. Anything else, don't hesitate to ask and we'll see what can be done for you.
We are not an immensely prosperous nation; nonetheless, we shall provide a sum of $5bn for your nation, and the assistance of military forces (troops and engineers) to help you build things for your infrastructure. Anything else, don't hesitate to ask and we'll see what can be done for you.
Your money is gratefully accepted, and the expertise of the engineers will be invaluble. However, I must refuse the offer of military assistance, as we are weak and could not defend ourselves from you if it came to it.
DontPissUsOff
25-04-2004, 17:45
Quite alright. We'll send plain old-fashioned workmen types in their place then. Best of luck to you. And if anyone does attack you, just shout.
Quite alright. We'll send plain old-fashioned workmen types in their place then. Best of luck to you. And if anyone does attack you, just shout.
Thankyou for the offer, but as I said, I am sure my powerful neighbours will protect me.
Holy panooly
25-04-2004, 18:12
Cax, we are willing to help the people in your nation with education. We are willing to pay 10% extra to cover the costs of building new schools, colleges and universities.
Cax, we are willing to help the people in your nation with education. We are willing to pay 10% extra to cover the costs of building new schools, colleges and universities.
That would be wonderful. Will this be in the form of money, or textbooks and school supplies?
Holy panooly
25-04-2004, 18:15
A combination. We will print extra schoolbooks in the Caxian language as well all sorts of school stuff. Pencils, tables, chairs, lockers... And funding.
A combination. We will print extra schoolbooks in the Caxian language as well all sorts of school stuff. Pencils, tables, chairs, lockers... And funding.
The language is English, Esperanto, Latin, German... the high immigrant population means a wide variety of 'native' languages. The supplies will be infineitely useful. Thankyou, Holy Panooly.
The Emperor is now taking a short break from his duties; this day has been exhausting. (OOC: I have to go. Back soon, hopefully.) He thanks, yet again, all the nations that have helped Cax so generously, and hopes many more nations will help feed, clothe and help the Caxan people.
The Holy Empire of Cav will give you all the money you need, with no clauses or stipulations at all.
Holy panooly
26-04-2004, 11:35
We wish Cax good luck with the money and stuff we have sent him. We are working on a plan designed to help the poorest people in your nation.
Turlen is willing to offer 100 billion USD with the following condition - it will be allowed to rebuild your economy, and use your country as a secondary base for its automobile industry. As a result, taxes will be levied on all non-Turlen automobiles in your country, and all contracts involving the industrial sector will have priority given to Turlen. As a result of this, you will be able to rebuild your economy, and also have our backing in times of need (be it financial or otherwise), and also havea guaranteed trade partner. We hope that this agreement is to both our benfits.
Turlen is willing to offer 100 billion USD with the following condition - it will be allowed to rebuild your economy, and use your country as a secondary base for its automobile industry. As a result, taxes will be levied on all non-Turlen automobiles in your country, and all contracts involving the industrial sector will have priority given to Turlen. As a result of this, you will be able to rebuild your economy, and also have our backing in times of need (be it financial or otherwise), and also havea guaranteed trade partner. We hope that this agreement is to both our benfits.
We apologise, but Cax has no petrol-driven vehicles. This is one of the founding ideals of our society, and so I must regretfully turn the offer down.
And once again, thankyou Holy Panooly. Your continued interest in this thread is most gratifying.