NationStates Jolt Archive

In the region of Rozliox, a major incident in the capital city of the nation Roz-topia, Napulur, citizens were arguing and causing riots in downtown Napulur. Many Napulate citizens disagreed with the Roz-topian government and wanted out. Napulates break away from the nation of Roz-topia and have a nation called East Napulur. Roz-topia turned down East Napulur's demands and a declaration of war happened at 3:30pm on a Saturday.

All posts on the war between Roz-topia and East Napulur will be posted in the Rozliox Civil Headquarters and in The Forum under International Incidents under the topic, "East Napulur declares war with Roz-topia". Anybody who is interested in becoming an ally with either nation may post and tell of who they are and what nation they are fighting for. Thanks.

We send 5 of our troops into the Roz-topian eastern borderlands. We station ourselves there, keeping all Roz-topians away from our territorial borders. Though we are on Roz-topian land, we aren't going to give ground to anything.

(I feel like helping out)

A Destroyer class ship appeared.
"Yo Roz-Topia, this is Techon, we feel like aiding you, so we are helping out," A tech said. "We can send in 10,000 Shock Troops to your aid, that is all we feel like sending in right now, maybe more will come later."

Retreat Men Retreat!!! Get the hell outta there!!! HOLY HELL we need backup! (Napulate troops flee from Roz-topia as Techon marches in with 10,000 Shock Troops, however 16 of the Napulate troops decide to try to hold ground but are slaughtered indecently and effortlesly. Roz-topia and Techon march on in triumph. Meanwhile in the nation of Danas Bible, Marine Recon Soldiers and A-1 tanks from the nation of Halk come in to aide Danas Bible and Roz-topia of the invasion of Napulates. Unfortunately all the Napulate troops in the invasion of Danas Bible are slaughtered, thus Roz-topia, Halk, and Danas bible are triumphant.) East Napulur is losing its momentum drastically.

The oncoming attacks on East Napulate troops from Roz-topia, Halk, and Techon have weakened the Napulates very quickly, I think final blows on the nation are all we need to take them out for good!

The final move is decided, and Techon acted. Fifty StarHeads, and fifty X-2's flew in, as well as 30 Bombers. They begin the attacking run against East Napulurs cities.

Holy Sh*t! I can't take much more of this damage! We are already weak from the attacks from Techon and Roz-topia, now THE MAAGS send in troops?! (Their attack posted in Rozliox Civil Headquarters) Does any nation here believe that Roz-topia is way too lenient on government issues and crime punishment? I do! Anybody who believes we should try to throw Roz-topia out of power please say so as soon as possible! We can't hold off these attacks alone much longer! We are going to send 70 A-2 tanks with added AK-47 gunners on the side into THE MAAGS. That's about all the strength I have left, we also send 6,500 infantry men against Techon's incoming artillery, it's our only choice and if we die, we die with honor.

The East Na[ulur troops fight valiantly, and several hundred Techonic men go down. Then the General decided, and a entire fleet, fly down through the sky, firing rockets at the East Napulur men

We're getting the hell shot out of us! Techonic men go down but not in as near as numbers as East Napulur. Men fall like leaves off a tree. General Zor yells, "Get those A-2s outta THE MAAGS! We need them here now!" A colonel replies, "What difference does it make? Even if we do fend off these Techonic troops some other one of their allies will come in and bomb the hell out of us too...". "Colonel!" General Zor yells. Colonel replies, "Yes General?". "YOU DO WHAT YOU ARE TOLD AND GET THOSE A-2s AND AK-47 GUNNERS OVER HERE NOW!". "Yes sir...". East Napulur pulls what is left out of THE MAAGS and sends them over to aide the rest of the Napulate troops fighting Techon.

General Roz goes up to Imitus VI , "They got more people than I thought, they are pulling reinforcements from THE MAAGS, and they got real spirit in their fighting and they sure look like they are giving us a good one." Roz watches Napulate troops fall valiantly for their beliefs. Roz also observes Napulate General Zor's superior command, though they are a smaller nation, they have such heart and good lead that they may still give a good fight. "We can't give them that chance Imitus VI, we just can't..." Roz mutters to Imitus VI.

"Agreed," Imitus says. He looks out the window. "I can have the Techon's Pride here in a day, with it we will be able to bombard their army, as well as East Napulur itself from space, it can end this war."

"Capital idea!" General Roz replies. "I have the feeling this war will be over very soon. Just to help with the war and end it faster, I will send 8,000 Infantry men to surround what is left of them damned Naps..."

It is now time for THE RODS FROM GOD (in a big, hollow, screaming voice in the distance.) As Weslemagne rides in on his genetically engineered super horse.
"You are fuc*ed now, launch the full battery of the main satellite on the major cities of this forsaken land," Weslemagne said into the radio controller in his helmet.
"Why are you talking so weird," General Roz asked.
"Because the RODS FROM GOD, make me horny. Plus we can end this war without ever having to waste Techon's Pride's time," Weslemagne said.

(rods from god are satellite located 12' long 1' diameter peices of, heat protected, tungsten that are shot from space, and use kinetic energy to cause damage similar to a huge meteor, as in craters and surrounding area destroyed.)

"Ohh, since when did you decide to have a program that supported such a weapon called 'Rods from God'?" General Roz asked in a puzzled manner. "Well you see," Weslemagne started, "I just all of a sudden gotten really really horny...". Roz looked at him, scared of his seemingly oncoming homosexuality. "You're not a homo are you?" General Roz questioned. "How dare you question my choice of gender to relieve myself of sexual pleasures!" Weslemagne bellowed. Roz then replied, "Listen, I do not care what you like, guys or gals but you obviously had to have thought of a dick if you came up with rods!". Weslemagne just stared at Roz, "You know, this is one stupid conversation we gotten ourselves into!" he stated. "Well," the Roz-topian General began, "As long as it is helping your military technology it is fine with me! If you want to be gay, that's ok with me, just don't rape me." Weslemagne then said, "Well anyways, Aaron has been a real douchebag, he became East Napulur's ally, but as I see it he is only using East Napulur to get him in his region. Aaron Leader used to be one of your faithful allies Roz, but he broke away to ally with East Napulur, but since we are pretty much killing them , he wants to revert back." Roz said, "I sent about 8,000 infantry men into East Napulur, Techon has been handling him pretty well. Napulate General Zor is a fairly smart guy when it comes to war, whether they are really weak or not we mustn't back down to them." This made Weslemagne think. He knew that East Napulur had been pretty weak from the oncoming attacks from Techon and Roz-topia, heck even Pimpshire Hell chipped in a little too when it came to knocking the rebel Roz-topians off their power seat. He knew that Roz-topia would do near anything to preserve their nation peace and with the help of his allies he could never be stopped. Weslemagne then asked, "So will my trio of national powers be of any assistance to you?" Roz just sat there for a moment. He looked like he was in a trance, with his odd patterns of deep thought. General Roz then looked up straight into Weslemagne's eyes and said, "With a man like General Zor leading them damned Naps into battle, I'm gonna need all the help I can get..."

Ya ya your pwabwy wight.

BOOOMM BOOOM BOOM Since the Techon's Pride was destroyed anyways the rods destroy the Napulate headquarters in a single blow. Weslemagne and General Roz now go to ask Zor for a peace treaty, with his capital destroyed and all now, he should be willing.