NationStates Jolt Archive

Following the attack by GI KONG forces on Videodrome, the home-base of BOERSMA activity, Holy Emperor Boersma, Mestro, WWI enthusiast The Red Baroness, and a group of elite Deuce Creepers snuck into Raczembourg to steal the BET Digital Cable Technology in an attempt to rebuild the recently damaged infrastructure. The attack was a success, as Raczembourg was caught off guard following a week long party from the recent success they found in bombing Jimmy-jaskistan “N-Bomb Facilities.” Holy Emperor Boersma said of the success, “Today was a glorious day for BOERSMA. The word retreat was a distant memory today. I see a new future for BOERSMA, a new future of hip hop dancing, and terrorist activity…I mean business. Yes, that’s right from our Lawful Endeavors Inc., led by savvy business entrepreneur Tommy, and his strange brother Ymmot.”

Liberal President, and notoriously Gay Pimp, Jonny McGovern has been linked in a scandalous relationship to Co-Chairman of Legal Endeavors Inc., Ymmot. Some say it comes as a surprise. While others expected something like this would happen.

Co-Chairmen of Legal Endeavors Inc., Tommy, has made it publicly clear that his twin brother Ymmot is free to do what he likes. In an informal press release, Tommy stated, “Yeah, I knew my brother was a little strange to begin with, always finishing my sentences. It creeps me out, but what can you do? For some reason, ever since he got that scar on his face, he thought that girls wouldn’t like him. I tried telling him otherwise, but I think he was just making excuses. It sure would explain that time I caught him in our mom’s dresses one summer. Regardless of his sexual behavior, he is one fine businessman, and therefore Legal Endeavors Inc. will not falter in business relations for Boersma-La.”