NationStates Jolt Archive

After a fierce struggle for power among the Boersma-La elites, Holy Emperor Boersma and his faithful sidekick with flowing golden locks, Mestro were able to seize control of Boersma-La forces from Count Sephigodka. The Turn in events came when an elite group of GI KONG commandos attacked the BOERSMA base Videodrome. The commando group known merely as Spader’s Raiders, led by the fearsome Sgt. Spader, attacked Videodrome late one night disabling guards and causing serious damage to the infrastructure. A battle took place between Sgt. Spader and Count Sephigodka that resulted in Count Sephigodka screaming “Resident Evil: Nemesis Enforcer, help me” like a little girl. It was at this time that BOERSMA forces realized how big of a tool Count Sephigodka was, and went back to the leadership of the deep voiced, Holy Emperor Boersma. Holy Emperor Boersma had no comment, but was seen “high-fiving” Mestro as Count Sephigodka was receiving a savage beating from several Tele-Spiders, BOERSMA’s less than cool radio soldiers.

Castillovania, in a bold move, has agreed to provide a hospice for the savagely beaten Count Sephigodka and his three minions. Count Luv, the strangely enigmatic leader never seen without his black velvet cape said of the situation. "I respect his title of “Count” and shall see that neither he, nor Count Chocula go homeless. Oh Count Chocula, I love it, I love it, I love it…”