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The most n00biest thing i think is this:

Topic: I CHALLENGE THE WORLD
Post:

I'm NOW giong to use my huge army of 15 00000 45 and my newly created n00ks my 35435 cyborg mega animals
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Topic: i declare war on all regions

Post:

now, with my country (this not included, but its size is 6 million) of soldiers, w ill kill you all with my super death star destroy cannon ship which has a crew of 45 million and 9 million fighters you all will die!!!!!!! if you all pay me i will spare you for a little while

ignoring legal attacks.

Here is the most n00bish thing I can recall Topic: How dumb dumb stoopid are u?

Post: How dumb dumb stoopid r u today?


If you can recall this waste of bandwidth on the Gameplay forum where the idiot who posted this. The spammish n00b should have at least posted it in general but I guess that was stressing too many brain cells.

TOPIC: I AM THE WORLD RULER, BOW TO MY CAT!

POST

My powers of mind control extend throughou the world and to all living things. They all obey me!

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=141159&highlight=

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
sorry SD i couldn't resist :lol:

ok ok, most n00best thing....

search Gilabad & click on his pathetically god-modded terrorist attacks on my nation

Nation A - i declares da war on joo
Nation B - Ok..... How old is your nation?
Nation A - 3 dayz
Nation B - Fine... The 3rd Battalion has prepared for an air based landing on the plain of Nation A, more information will be given out in 3 hours.
Nation A - I firez 3000 abombs at joo, i win.
Nation B - Umm, I think your too young to have nukes...
Nation A - Sore lozr i win you lose.

My country has been invaded my fusion powered suicide donkeys -Please help

This thread

Any of these:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=141330
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3085785#3085785
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=117116

And ANYTHING by sephrioth . Look his posts up, it's a laugh.

Any of these:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=141330
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3085785#3085785
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=117116

And ANYTHING by sephrioth . Look his posts up, it's a laugh.


hahaha the last one was funny!! :lol:

Any of these:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=141330
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3085785#3085785
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=117116

And ANYTHING by sephrioth . Look his posts up, it's a laugh.

On the matter of sephrioph I suggest this:

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2953676&highlight=#2953676

Look at his "government killing force" :D

Any posts like this:

hey i want to go to war plz. i dont kno how to use propar grammor or spellin. respect me!!

hey look at me i'm a good rper because i run a storefront and say "confirmed"!

I invade you with 500,000 troops at once disregarding logisitical capabilities.

We nuke you. We're the best roleplayers ever.

I can't tell the difference between out of character and in-character!

Nations with names like "Apple Zer0"

Lmfao

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2953676&highlight=#2953676


that is totally classic

When a noob declairs war upon you. Then they realize they screewed up and dont even acknowledge you even when you rp that you have troops garrisoned(sp?) inside their country now and you bombard their cities. They still continue to refuse to accept your there so they ignore you. It gets on your nerves after a while and you wish you really could shoot them in RL.

OMG, I SPREED EBLOA AROND TEH WOLRD AN KILL U ALL!!!!111! I OWN TEH PLANET!!11

PIKACHU KILLS YOU ALLl3337!!11 i am teh greteast pokeman mastah in da world so i tell pikachu to thunderbolt all your armie!1!!!!!!1111111 and now i rule the world muahahahaha lolz l

You cant win, your the bad guy, Im the good guy the good guy always win.

Starting a thread like this in the wrong forum, maybe?

the noobiest thingi can think of is makin ga thread about the noobiest thing you can think of. :lol:

hahaha :lol:

OOC (I've only heard from others): Anything by Russian Forces.

the noobiest thingi can think of is makin ga thread about the noobiest thing you can think of. :lol:

Just don't get inspired.

:roll: bump

i did good (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3058843#3058843)

The thread is hillirous!

I'd say ignoring legitimate attacks would fall in that category, like ignoring legitimate terrorist attacks that were properly RPed. Personally, I try to ignore nothing but one day old n00bs.

I'd say ignoring legitimate attacks would fall in that category, like ignoring legitimate terrorist attacks that were properly RPed. Personally, I try to ignore nothing but one day old n00bs.

you can fucking ignore anything you want, whether the attack is legitimate or not

The n00biest thing I can think of is...


Magic China.