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What's the most n00biest thing you can think of?

Swedish Dominions
24-04-2004, 17:00
The most n00biest thing i think is this:

Topic: I CHALLENGE THE WORLD
Post:

I'm NOW giong to use my huge army of 15 00000 45 and my newly created n00ks my 35435 cyborg mega animals
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Lord_Zero
24-04-2004, 17:03
Topic: i declare war on all regions

Post:

now, with my country (this not included, but its size is 6 million) of soldiers, w ill kill you all with my super death star destroy cannon ship which has a crew of 45 million and 9 million fighters you all will die!!!!!!! if you all pay me i will spare you for a little while
Holy panooly
24-04-2004, 17:05
ignoring legal attacks.
Aanmericaa
24-04-2004, 17:07
Here is the most n00bish thing I can recall Topic: How dumb dumb stoopid are u?

Post: How dumb dumb stoopid r u today?


If you can recall this waste of bandwidth on the Gameplay forum where the idiot who posted this. The spammish n00b should have at least posted it in general but I guess that was stressing too many brain cells.
Jeruselem
24-04-2004, 17:08
TOPIC: I AM THE WORLD RULER, BOW TO MY CAT!

POST

My powers of mind control extend throughou the world and to all living things. They all obey me!
Midlonia
24-04-2004, 17:11
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=141159&highlight=

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
sorry SD i couldn't resist :lol:

ok ok, most n00best thing....

search Gilabad & click on his pathetically god-modded terrorist attacks on my nation
24-04-2004, 17:12
Nation A - i declares da war on joo
Nation B - Ok..... How old is your nation?
Nation A - 3 dayz
Nation B - Fine... The 3rd Battalion has prepared for an air based landing on the plain of Nation A, more information will be given out in 3 hours.
Nation A - I firez 3000 abombs at joo, i win.
Nation B - Umm, I think your too young to have nukes...
Nation A - Sore lozr i win you lose.
24-04-2004, 17:16
My country has been invaded my fusion powered suicide donkeys -Please help
Rotovia
24-04-2004, 17:18
This thread
Cax
24-04-2004, 17:18
Any of these:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=141330
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3085785#3085785
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=117116

And ANYTHING by sephrioth . Look his posts up, it's a laugh.
Swedish Dominions
24-04-2004, 17:21
Any of these:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=141330
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3085785#3085785
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=117116

And ANYTHING by sephrioth . Look his posts up, it's a laugh.


hahaha the last one was funny!! :lol:
imported_Polok
24-04-2004, 17:48
Any of these:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=141330
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3085785#3085785
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=117116

And ANYTHING by sephrioth . Look his posts up, it's a laugh.

On the matter of sephrioph I suggest this:

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2953676&highlight=#2953676

Look at his "government killing force" :D
West African States
24-04-2004, 18:03
Any posts like this:

hey i want to go to war plz. i dont kno how to use propar grammor or spellin. respect me!!

hey look at me i'm a good rper because i run a storefront and say "confirmed"!

I invade you with 500,000 troops at once disregarding logisitical capabilities.

We nuke you. We're the best roleplayers ever.

I can't tell the difference between out of character and in-character!
New Kingman
24-04-2004, 18:19
Nations with names like "Apple Zer0"
Cricketmon
24-04-2004, 18:19
Lmfao

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2953676&highlight=#2953676


that is totally classic
Communist Louisiana
24-04-2004, 20:42
When a noob declairs war upon you. Then they realize they screewed up and dont even acknowledge you even when you rp that you have troops garrisoned(sp?) inside their country now and you bombard their cities. They still continue to refuse to accept your there so they ignore you. It gets on your nerves after a while and you wish you really could shoot them in RL.
The Resi Corporation
24-04-2004, 20:49
OMG, I SPREED EBLOA AROND TEH WOLRD AN KILL U ALL!!!!111! I OWN TEH PLANET!!11
West Scotland
24-04-2004, 21:01
PIKACHU KILLS YOU ALLl3337!!11 i am teh greteast pokeman mastah in da world so i tell pikachu to thunderbolt all your armie!1!!!!!!1111111 and now i rule the world muahahahaha lolz l
Belem
24-04-2004, 21:15
You cant win, your the bad guy, Im the good guy the good guy always win.
Ares Industries
24-04-2004, 21:16
Starting a thread like this in the wrong forum, maybe?
Kazquim
24-04-2004, 21:20
the noobiest thingi can think of is makin ga thread about the noobiest thing you can think of. :lol:
Swedish Dominions
24-04-2004, 21:21
hahaha :lol:
Sino
29-04-2004, 06:08
OOC (I've only heard from others): Anything by Russian Forces.
Sino
29-04-2004, 06:09
the noobiest thingi can think of is makin ga thread about the noobiest thing you can think of. :lol:

Just don't get inspired.
Swedish Dominions
29-04-2004, 06:36
:roll: bump
THE DECEPTIC0NS
29-04-2004, 06:45
i did good (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3058843#3058843)
Meahara
29-04-2004, 06:52
The thread is hillirous!
Central Facehuggeria
29-04-2004, 11:30
I'd say ignoring legitimate attacks would fall in that category, like ignoring legitimate terrorist attacks that were properly RPed. Personally, I try to ignore nothing but one day old n00bs.
The Atheists Reality
29-04-2004, 12:16
I'd say ignoring legitimate attacks would fall in that category, like ignoring legitimate terrorist attacks that were properly RPed. Personally, I try to ignore nothing but one day old n00bs.

you can fucking ignore anything you want, whether the attack is legitimate or not
Dyelli Beybi
29-04-2004, 12:18
The n00biest thing I can think of is...


Magic China.