NationStates Jolt Archive


WMD Superstore (noobs welcome)

IDF
24-04-2004, 16:26
We are selling missiles now. These given to me by my cousin and he gave me permission to sell them.

Nuclear

ICBMs
SS-N-18 Satan. Range can carry it across the globe. It has 8 MIRVs at 500kT each for $35 million
Or
with 2 MIRVs with 25MT for $40 billion

Minuteman III, range to cover globe. 3 MIRVs at 10MT for $37 million

GRAVITY BOMBS
These are carried on planes such as B-2, B-1, and B-52. Only large strategic bombers can carry them.

Mk-92 gravity bomb
100MT (largest bomb in real life) $90 million. A few of these will turn most countries into parking lots. A B-52 can carry 2-3 depending on range

Nuclear Cruise Missiles

TLAM-N-D. Launched from attack subs, ships, and planes.
Comes with payloads of 500 kT. These missiles are ground skimmers and fly too low for radar to track them. They can only have a rang of 1200 miles, but are stealth. Uses the W-80 warhead
price is $15 million

SLBM Sub launched ballistic missiles
D-5 Trident II
Has 12 MIRVS at 100kT for $30 milliond
or 12 MIRVs at 500kT for $50 million

C-4 Trident I
8 MIRVs at 100kT for $25 million
8 MIRVs at 400 kT for $35 million

These are all coming with nuclear warheads.

Chemica/Bio
You can have a chem or bio warhead for a deduction of $5 million on every weapon you buy.

drop off weapons
These are usually carried by a person and dropped off in crowded places
$2.5 million

incendiary

Subtract $5 million from each bomb or missile bought. These can turn any city into Dresden with a few missiles.

background checks can be made
IDF
24-04-2004, 16:35
bump
Swedish Dominions
24-04-2004, 16:37
YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO HAVE THOSE WEAPONS, AND YOU CAN'T SELL THEM. GOD MODDING
Midlonia
24-04-2004, 16:39
IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT NATION HIS COUSIN IS..
OTHERWISE IT IS FAIRLY LEGAL FOR HIM TO SELL!
IDF
24-04-2004, 16:39
YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO HAVE THOSE WEAPONS, AND YOU CAN'T SELL THEM. GOD MODDING

I don't care, ho hum
Communist Louisiana
24-04-2004, 16:44
You better do a back ground check before you sell them. Also if you sell to a nation under one month old it will be ignored. If one of your WMD are used against me or my allies, I will hold you partly responsible and I will take military action against your nation.
IDF
24-04-2004, 16:45
You better do a back ground check before you sell them. Also if you sell to a nation under one month old it will be ignored. If one of your WMD are used against me or my allies, I will hold you partly responsible and I will take military action against your nation.

I wrote on the bottom that I do background checks, it is in the fine print. I refuse to sell to terrorist
Cherry Ridge
24-04-2004, 16:48
Do not sell them. If any of them are used on any of my allies, you will end up in a crater bigger than egypstan did.
IDF
24-04-2004, 16:56
I sell nukes because they creat peace through MAD.
CorpSac
24-04-2004, 16:58
lol funny the guy selling them is a month old lol he signed up on the 23/03 and its now 24/04 he can sell them all he like
Aanmericaa
24-04-2004, 16:59
YOu may have a point but stop selling them. I NS time I think around 500 million nukes were launched throughout the history of NS. So they don't make peace mostly war.
Novus Atlantica
24-04-2004, 17:00
OOC:

So for $90,000,000 I could buy (even with my young and Fair economy nation) a bomb that could turn most countries into parking lots? And just how many is "a few"?

:roll:

I would raise the price on that, considerably, if it can do that much damage.

IC:

The scientists of Novus Atlantica wish to know on what principles your "Gravity Bomb" works. If it is merely a huge bomb, we are un-interested, however, if it actually uses/manipulates gravity to increase damage then we may have use of you later.

:Quaestor Saryn Sarethi
Aanmericaa
24-04-2004, 17:01
lol funny the guy selling them is a month old lol he signed up on the 23/03 and its now 24/04 he can sell them all he like

I beleive your right. If you are I would like to buy from the store as there hasn't really been an WMD storefront around for ages.
Jeruselem
24-04-2004, 17:14
OOC

JC, tone it down. I do agree he is young, but it's not my argument to push.
IDF
24-04-2004, 18:06
bump
IDF
24-04-2004, 18:21
bumpy bumpy bumpety boomp, I will give you a good bump
AfrikaZkorps
24-04-2004, 18:27
Quite stupid in my opinion. Any n00b you sell it to will get accused of godmodding. So its quite pointless.
Kelonian States
24-04-2004, 18:47
Oh look, another n00b for the ignore list :P
I'll keep an eye on this thread, though, so I know who's WMDs don't exist - heh.
Patoxia
24-04-2004, 18:48
OOC:
IDF are you Homer Simpson1987? This post seems all too familiar. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=130504)
New Kingman
24-04-2004, 18:56
YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO HAVE THOSE WEAPONS, AND YOU CAN'T SELL THEM. GOD MODDING

I don't care, ho hum


WILL SOMEONE PLEASE DESTROY THIS FOOL WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE?
Kelonian States
24-04-2004, 19:01
OOC:
IDF are you Homer Simpson1987? This post seems all too familiar. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=130504)
if he is, he's that most awful of all things - a persistant, unlearning n00b.
(That being 642 times more insiduous than the standard-issue n00b.)
The Freethinkers
24-04-2004, 20:18
If it is....*strokes I.G.N.O.R.E cannon with leather gloved hand*

Hmmmm