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Catholic Irish Terrorists ATTACk The Crazy Irish

Crazy irish ppl
24-04-2004, 16:17
While i was assisting others with there problems i left my country weak and vulnerable to terroristic activiteis. i am sorry to say the are holding the prime minister captive at gunpoint. All the terrorists are in the capital building in Dublin. all civilians have exited the area. Please i bessech you please help my Country



Secratary of state of the crazy irish
Lauren reath
Cax
24-04-2004, 16:21
As the morning meeting finished Caxan and Imperial Affairs, the Emperor asked after foreign affairs. The Foreign Minister looked up.
'Yes sir. Well, aside from the eternal bickering of the n00bs, Crazy irish ppl has requested help.'
'In what form?'
It seems that one of his government has been captured by terrorists.'
'Oh really?'
'Yes sir. So, should I give the order to despatch 500 of the Gold Band?' (OOC: Cax's elites.)
'No. I think they could use some more training.'
'As you wish, sir.'
'Anything else?'
'No, not really.'
'Alright then.'
The meeting continued...
Crazy irish ppl
24-04-2004, 16:22
please help my country i will pay you each 5 million if you help my country
Crazy irish ppl
24-04-2004, 16:24
please help my nation will surely die without your help. in my nation dying it will let the catholic terrorist run throughout other nations please help
24-04-2004, 16:28
Portland, Juko
Fort Highland, Special Forces Detachment

The engines of the large black 747 began to whine, the turbines spinning in a hypnotic motion. The wheels, slick and wet, turned on the pavement as the plane rolled out to runway number eight and prepared for takeoff. Inside, Special Forces unit Delta Omega sat along the sides, ten on one, ten on the other. Above, the parachute bar led to the doors where the men would exit the plane into the dark sky above CIP airspace.

Twenty minutes later, the pilot came over the intercom:

"Be advised, be advised, we have now entered CIP airspace. Drop is go in five minutes. I repeat, five minutes."

The men nodded at eachother and put on their helmets and stood up to the bar.

After checking chutes, the green light glowed.

"Go go go!"

Like birds leaving a pirch, the men tumbled out into the sky, falling quickly towards the Earth.
24-04-2004, 16:30
President Vicente was examining some papers at the desk of his small office, a lieutenant entered his office and saluted him.
"Presidente, sir"
'Yes, what is it?'
"Sir, the crazy irish people goverment has been taken by terrorists"
'I see... we can't send much help lieutenant, we have the border problem... but they helped us out so... send 250 men to their country ASAP'
"In what? Burros?"
'... damm ... I forgot about that ... send them in any vehicles you can find, construction vehicles, civilian vehicles, hell anything, they need help'
"Si seƱor presidente" The lieutenant saluted the president and exited, the movement has begun.
24-04-2004, 16:32
While i was assisting others with there problems i left my country weak and vulnerable to terroristic activiteis. i am sorry to say the are holding the prime minister captive at gunpoint. All the terrorists are in the capital building in Dublin. all civilians have exited the area. Please i bessech you please help my country

The Dominion warns against being too heavy handed against our Catholic Brethren.We do not look kindly on those who would use so called coups to pass anti Catholic laws which we will NOT TOLERATE.We are watching you.

Liom The Great
Overseer of the Continental Dominion and protector of the faith
Crazy irish ppl
24-04-2004, 16:34
i made now laws against them, i am only looking fo help to negotiate with them please help me
Midlonia
24-04-2004, 16:35
"then their's the problem with the water supplies..."
"Meh"
"And then the new nation of Crazy Irish people, their government has been taken hostage..."
"Meh"
"Will you stop playing that Game boy Advance & actually listen to me?"
"Meh"
The advisor grabs the console and promtly throws it out the window.
"Meh
The Emperor grabs another console from the side of his throne and continues playing.
"i give up, i really do"
Snuggle-topia
24-04-2004, 16:37
In order to negotiate with them, we must first know what they want.
Crazy irish ppl
24-04-2004, 16:43
i will contact them in order to find out what they watn
Cherry Ridge
24-04-2004, 16:43
Archbishop DeVito sends word to the CIP. I will get them to come out if the Prime Minister resigns and places a catholic in his place.
24-04-2004, 16:43
dp
24-04-2004, 16:45
We accept a nations right to oppose terrorist elements although branding them as Catholic only differs from the actual problem.What events sparked this little farce and what are their demands?.
If they need safe haven then the Dominion will gladly open its doors.
If it is a case that they have to be brought to justice we advise the use of a a panel of impartial judges as this is they only way to prove your fairness.
If it is a case that they refuse to reason then elements of The Dominions Crack Urban combat Division the Overseers Talon Division will be sent to "force" them to repent.

From the Pen of the Overseer
24-04-2004, 16:48
What I would really like to know is what forced this people to take the goverment building in their hands, what are you hiding from us you crazy, crazy irish people?
Crazy irish ppl
24-04-2004, 16:49
i will have a comitte i will have two consuls 1 catholic one prodestant and a senate of 100 regular ppl as my new government idea. please save the prime minister
Cherry Ridge
24-04-2004, 16:51
CIP,the Prime minister must resign. since you are too unstable to pick a government your self,i shall appoint a govorner for you.
Crazy irish ppl
24-04-2004, 16:54
heres how i think it started when the first prodestant leader got elected he knew that he would have to be fair in order to stay in office, but when he visited a catholic home he ate dinner there and got ffod poisoning and had to leave. unfortuneltly he had to leave to be treated. the household father who was catholic got very angry and started a rebelion against the minister over a piece of undercooked steak.
Crazy irish ppl
24-04-2004, 16:56
the prime minister has resingned please help apoint a new govenor
Cherry Ridge
24-04-2004, 16:56
scratch my last idea. Prime misister must resign,and appoint a Catholic to finish his term, then when his term is done have another election.
Midlonia
24-04-2004, 16:59
CIP,the Prime minister must resign. since you are too unstable to pick a government your self,i shall appoint a govorner for you.

i think you should lave him alone CR he doesn't need your intervention...
24-04-2004, 16:59
the prime minister has resingned please help apoint a new govenor

The Overseer as the senior player in this later Farce appoints his Grandson Field Marshall Thomas O hAodha as temporary ruler.Until I can sort out this mess.Until hand over is completed consider CIP to have full Dominion protectorate status.

Liom The Great
Overseer Of the Dominion
Cherry Ridge
24-04-2004, 17:00
CIP's government is not stable enough. He does need my intervention,wheather he likes it or not.
24-04-2004, 17:00
I also think the same Cherry Ridge, but let the crazy irish people elect him now or something before this really get's out of hand.
Cherry Ridge
24-04-2004, 17:03
Liom,i will appoint the govoner. I appoint, the head Catholic bishop in Ireland as the new govoner.
24-04-2004, 17:03
The 28th mountain Division and 14th para division are enroute.They will keep the peace until time as free elections can be held.
Crazy irish ppl
24-04-2004, 17:05
thats a good idea the remaining time of the minister's term is 3 monthes
24-04-2004, 17:05
Liom,i will appoint the govoner. I appoint, the head Catholic bishop in Ireland as the new govoner.

May i suggest that my troops will keep the peace under the combined leadership of your Bishop and my field Marshall.
Cherry Ridge
24-04-2004, 17:06
Lion,ok how about no govoner no new PM until new election. I also am sending in the 4th mountain div. and the 24th light infantry.
Crazy irish ppl
24-04-2004, 17:08
thank you the minister has been released and a new catholic govenor has been appointed thank you all
Cherry Ridge
24-04-2004, 17:08
ok scratch my idea. That is ok. Combined leadership along with my 24th light infantry anf you forces. my mountain div. is not coming
24-04-2004, 17:11
Agreed my troops will keep the peace west of the 26 parallel and yours to the east.May i suggest that elections be held as soon as possible as i really dont wish to spend billions of Liom Marks on a country with little strategic importance and no evident mineral resources.
Cherry Ridge
24-04-2004, 17:12
ok. i will start a seperate thread so that there can be a poll. Lets not use this thread anymore