NationStates Jolt Archive

My fellow nations,

Today we are announcing that Jarridia, along with other close allies within the WWA are joining forces in creating a top secret project. This project could be helpful, or destroy things...I'm really not sure at the moment, but its sure to blow you away (no pun).

No one will be allowed to know what it is we are doing until the time we deem it necessary to allow you to know what we are doing. I mean...come on...if we randomly let you know what was happening when we really didn't want you to know, because it is secret....then how would that work? Anyways....shhhh.....Jarridian Secret Project!

-President Branam of Jarridia.


OOC: Yes...it was supposed to sound confusing...I meant it that way! LOL

OOC: I guess it was to be expected, though it's become something of an act of Bestiality, Necrophilia and Sadism...

Or in laymens terms, flogging a dead horse. Goodluck none the less, though if anyone asked if you are conducting a secret project simply reply "Ney"...

*shudders at own terrible joke*

Indeed. Quite secretive.

-Emperor Crossman, ruler of the United Imperium of Crossman

President Branham,

It seems that the courier from WWA HQ didn't get to my palace with what the Secret Project is all about. Could you TG me w/the specs? I'll be glad to help in any way I can.

Thanks,

Alaric