NationStates Jolt Archive

It has just been announced that all public displays bearing the image of popular McDonalds character "grimace" are from this point banned in The Republic of Chrizakhstan. The Public Security minister offered this statement: "Until someone or some entity can give a full and accurate description of what "grimace" really is, all public images of him/her/it are hereby banned. I mean what is it supposed to represent? is he a milkshake? a blueberry or grape? I mean seriously, what　is it supposed to be? Until this question can be answered, it is in the mind of public safety we declare all public displays of it illegal......seriously, i mean the fry guys obviously represent french fries, what is a grimace!?"

Count Luv, the eerily charismatic leader of Castillovania whom is never seen without his black velvet cape made this statement to Chrizahkstani leaders, “It’s not what Grimace is, but what he represented that you banned. Lovable fat men everywhere had a role model to look up to in Grimace. Are you trying to say that Grimace is uncool because he is fat? I cannot say anything else, I am getting too choked up at the moment.”

We are extremely perplexed by this phenomenon known as the "Grimace". We have a team of top scientists cracking this creature's genetic code as we speak.