Laneski
15-04-2004, 10:00
In a bold step forward, Premiere Nikolai called for all copies of the film "RoboCop 3" to be rounded up and destroyed.
"It is an utterly horrible film. We unfortanately live in an age of many horrors - Carrot Top, N-Bombs, RoboCop 3.... however, we can deal with these atrocities one by one. Carrot Top has been arrested by our fellow comrades in Cwiekoslovakia, Raczembourg destroyed one of Jimmy-jaskistan's N-Bomb weapons facilities, and now we shall rid our nation of this awful film." Premiere Nikolai stated.
"RoboCop 3" has been targeted because of its low-production values, weak plot, PG-13 rating, and bad character development.
Anita Chang, a mother of two living in the city of Xiung-Shun, commented on one of the film's weak points. "A little girl could never hack into ED-209's computer. End of story."
Artemis Vladimir, a corporal in the People's Army, remarked as he helped clean out a video store in Nikolaiisglad. "It was the highly visible strings on RoboCop's jetpack which really ruined it for me."
"Let it be clear to the people," Premiere Nikolai elaborated, "we are not against the character RoboCop or the first two wonderful films in the series. We are just out to rid our magnificent nation of the notoriously awful third film."
"It is an utterly horrible film. We unfortanately live in an age of many horrors - Carrot Top, N-Bombs, RoboCop 3.... however, we can deal with these atrocities one by one. Carrot Top has been arrested by our fellow comrades in Cwiekoslovakia, Raczembourg destroyed one of Jimmy-jaskistan's N-Bomb weapons facilities, and now we shall rid our nation of this awful film." Premiere Nikolai stated.
"RoboCop 3" has been targeted because of its low-production values, weak plot, PG-13 rating, and bad character development.
Anita Chang, a mother of two living in the city of Xiung-Shun, commented on one of the film's weak points. "A little girl could never hack into ED-209's computer. End of story."
Artemis Vladimir, a corporal in the People's Army, remarked as he helped clean out a video store in Nikolaiisglad. "It was the highly visible strings on RoboCop's jetpack which really ruined it for me."
"Let it be clear to the people," Premiere Nikolai elaborated, "we are not against the character RoboCop or the first two wonderful films in the series. We are just out to rid our magnificent nation of the notoriously awful third film."