NationStates Jolt Archive

A single Soviet-era TU-160 Blackjack Strategic Bomber delivered a 50 megaton N-Bomb in a somewhat uninhabited area near the Koenigstein border. The bomber pilot, Rashid Bazzi, said the bomb was delivered "flawlessly". Jimmy-jaskistani scientists observed from afar to record the results of this new superweapon.

"This weapon is designed to not cause any harm to structures or vehicles," said Dr. Ali Saleh, "rather it cause human populations to riot and panic. It is designed to bring emotional chaos in its targeted area."

The bomber targeted a small village named Blufftoni, where a group of separatists live, not too far from the Koenigstein border. The Jimmy-jaskistani separatists live in a village about 20 miles from Cabbagetown in Koenigstein, along the Toddler Highway which runs through both nations.

"We are going to study the results of this test," Saleh said, "with great anticipation of what this weapon may do for our most powerful nation."

"So, Director, any worries on this bomb?"

Kerrik glanced to Phaellan. "Well, the fact that it has a tonnage of a thermonuclear warhead but does the actions of a psychosis agent bothers me, yes. I thought Agents were Agents and Nukes were Nukes..." The powerful man shrugged. "Maybe it was a misprint. A nuclear bomb would have levelled a chunk of the nation, and a neutron bomb would splat them good. It has to be chemical based."

"Well, sir, it's not ours. We checked, and let's just say that our neighbors in Transnapastain are really happy it's not ours..." Phaellan tried to look innocent.

"That was a fubar, wasn't it." Kerrik snorted. "Christ, you think they would have learned from watching. Big signs that say, "DO NOT DO THAT!" are all over this world by now. But every single nation has to go into penis waving..." Kerrik waved his hands. "What else is there to report?"

"Well, sir, Allens reports that the markets are up...."

Media Coverage has mounted as the first “N-Bomb” has been tested on Koenigstein territory. New calculations show that millions were offended with the initial drop, and fallout resulting from the drop has spread to even more. Riots of those offended by the use of the “N-bomb” is yet as confirmed. Koenigstein is on high alert as media has recently been covering the actions of LiveAid for the nation of Chiggistan. President John Linnell of the Commonwealth of Koenigstein is quoted as saying, “We have never heard of such atrocities as those that resulted from the dropping of the N-bomb. We hope Jimmy-jaskistan can issue a formal apology.” News from the capitol of Cabbagetown has reached all the countries of the region. No word from other nations has been given as a rebuttal.

As a result of the recent "N-Bomb" attacks, Koenigstein is forced to call up reserves from the less than professional army force. John Flansburgh, Secretary of Stomp Box has been said to be a "rabid child" when it comes to warring nations. “If testing persists in the nation of Koenigstein, then the people of Jimmy-jaskistan should be prepared for the Pencil Rain.” It has yet to be released what the “Pencil Rain” is.

The Chrizakhstani government has released this official communique regarding the recent testing of what has been dubbed the "N-bomb"

Seeing as Chrizakhstan and jimmy-jakistan share a common border (and common past), the recent testing of this new weapon has us clearly worried. Why has jimmy-jakistan decided to escalate tensions in an already teetering region? What purpose does setting off weapons of mass offense-ation serve?

an off the record remark was also heard "...dropping N-bombs in your own house is fine,　but you cant just go dropping N-bombs anywhere you want"

Cwiekoslovakia opposes the research, development, and further use of N-Bombs. Cwiekoslovakian Premiere Cwiekov himself commented on the test. "It is truly a horrible weapon and no nation - let it be Communist, Capitalist, or Fundamentalist should ever use such a device."

Cwiekoslovakian Premiere Cwiekov plans to meet with Premiere Nikolai of the People's Republic of Laneski to discuss sanctions against Jimmy-jaskistan.