15-04-2004, 03:56
Ok, so Habib was originally this guy right? Worked at the 7-11 and went to the Mosque every sunday right? A good Muslim in the big city.
Well one night, he was closing the 7-11, and this guy comes in at the last second, asking for Pabst. Habib told him that they don't sell Pabst past 1AM, and it was now 1:04 AM.
The guy sighed. Then he said, "hey, you're a muslim right?"
Habib said, "Allah Ackbar."
The guy shook his head and said, "No man that is like so 12th century. Its all about the Admiral Ackbar. He freed more than nations, he freed whole worlds."
Habib said, "Oh yeah?"
The guy said, "Yeah. Lets talk it up over at the nudie bar. I'll buy."
Habib said, "I don't drink beer, Allah forbids it."
The guy said, "Bollocks. Allah loves beer. And cheeseburgers too. I should know. I'm Allah."
Habib stared at him blankly.
So to wrap the story short Allah took Habib to the nudie bar, treated him to a fat bacon cheeseburger, and they woke up in front of an In N Out burger in Venice Beach, California that is now the new holy shrine.
This is my religion, and the official religion of the Habibite Islam nation of Greasy Hamburger. As Supreme Shah and Caliph, I promise a burger on every table and a nudie bar on every corner.
Admiral Ackbar! Bring your nation into your fold and unite in the name of pasties and bacon cheeseburgers!
(no i'm not trolling, i'm roleplaying a bizarre sect that has their own country)
Well one night, he was closing the 7-11, and this guy comes in at the last second, asking for Pabst. Habib told him that they don't sell Pabst past 1AM, and it was now 1:04 AM.
The guy sighed. Then he said, "hey, you're a muslim right?"
Habib said, "Allah Ackbar."
The guy shook his head and said, "No man that is like so 12th century. Its all about the Admiral Ackbar. He freed more than nations, he freed whole worlds."
Habib said, "Oh yeah?"
The guy said, "Yeah. Lets talk it up over at the nudie bar. I'll buy."
Habib said, "I don't drink beer, Allah forbids it."
The guy said, "Bollocks. Allah loves beer. And cheeseburgers too. I should know. I'm Allah."
Habib stared at him blankly.
So to wrap the story short Allah took Habib to the nudie bar, treated him to a fat bacon cheeseburger, and they woke up in front of an In N Out burger in Venice Beach, California that is now the new holy shrine.
This is my religion, and the official religion of the Habibite Islam nation of Greasy Hamburger. As Supreme Shah and Caliph, I promise a burger on every table and a nudie bar on every corner.
Admiral Ackbar! Bring your nation into your fold and unite in the name of pasties and bacon cheeseburgers!
(no i'm not trolling, i'm roleplaying a bizarre sect that has their own country)