Holy panooly
14-04-2004, 19:30
Read this: http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?topic=138684 for a full update of the happenings in the southern jungle of my nation.
News update to the World
After the vicious slaugher of 232 soldiers who were ambushed deep in the Panooly Jungle a revolution broke out when the government decided to send more troops to the south. Here we show you the photo of the only soldier who's face is recognizable.
http://www.llogicpcs.net/jack/victim.gif
We could only find parts of the other victims. When the HP president (Jack Shallahan) announced to send more troops to conquer Volta again massive riots and eventually a revolution broke out in the army. No one wanted to fight an invisible enemy. We spoke to a soldier who survived an attack earlier:
„I'll never go back to that shithole of the earth. I mean it, I couldn't care less if the government gives away that piece of mud and trees. Our brothers in arms are dying there and you expect us to go there and fight a "clean" war? This civil war is the result of bad policy against the organized crime and other businesses which make people go insane"
Nowhere in Holy Panooly soldiers are willing to serve anymore under this "corrupt bunch of self-centered bureaucrats". The siege of Volta has stopped after the announcement of the best Generals and Fieldmarshals to lay down the weapons now and to stop listening until the government is willing to negotiate with local authorities from the southern provinces.
Earlier today we spoke to Mr Parcher, an observer wich monitors the situation for a year now:
„This has gone from bad to worse. I don't understand why the HP Government has gave the province an autonomy status which could have solved lots of problems in an early stage. Sure, the drug barons would still dislike the war on drugs but at least the people wouldn't ask them for help."
News update to the World
After the vicious slaugher of 232 soldiers who were ambushed deep in the Panooly Jungle a revolution broke out when the government decided to send more troops to the south. Here we show you the photo of the only soldier who's face is recognizable.
http://www.llogicpcs.net/jack/victim.gif
We could only find parts of the other victims. When the HP president (Jack Shallahan) announced to send more troops to conquer Volta again massive riots and eventually a revolution broke out in the army. No one wanted to fight an invisible enemy. We spoke to a soldier who survived an attack earlier:
„I'll never go back to that shithole of the earth. I mean it, I couldn't care less if the government gives away that piece of mud and trees. Our brothers in arms are dying there and you expect us to go there and fight a "clean" war? This civil war is the result of bad policy against the organized crime and other businesses which make people go insane"
Nowhere in Holy Panooly soldiers are willing to serve anymore under this "corrupt bunch of self-centered bureaucrats". The siege of Volta has stopped after the announcement of the best Generals and Fieldmarshals to lay down the weapons now and to stop listening until the government is willing to negotiate with local authorities from the southern provinces.
Earlier today we spoke to Mr Parcher, an observer wich monitors the situation for a year now:
„This has gone from bad to worse. I don't understand why the HP Government has gave the province an autonomy status which could have solved lots of problems in an early stage. Sure, the drug barons would still dislike the war on drugs but at least the people wouldn't ask them for help."