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New! Our scientists have just put together a powerful yet subtle satellite cannon. Obviously it is for sale, to nations with a population of 300 million or more. We do not sell to terrorists, sorry.


Here is a picture of the satellite charging up( coudn't find any really good pics)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ZZdX-6qaJ60J:www.chocolatefiends.com/david/png/ion_cannon.png

Here is a picture of the beam

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:8hzFC2bpR2oJ:www.in2beats.com/~zwar/wallpapers/big/10x1600.jpg


Here is a picture of its destructive power, but only a sample. This was caused when the satellite was 30% charged.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:PqtHdbMWWfAJ:www.christiananswers.net/q-abr/sodom1.jpg


This is what the city looked like before the ion beam from the satellite hit it.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:LBtqGaSUiH4J:c22inf.bravepages.com/frisco2.jpg

Satellite cannon= 900million

( resonable price)

Come on!!! Those pictures should have been up! Man! Awwell.

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We will buy one.
the 900 Million is winging its way towards you as we speak- we fear wiring it is too risky, so we are sending it across in a top-secret plane guarded heavily by our Patriot Elite(disguised, of course). The money should arrive in several suitcases full of $1000 dollar bills in 2 days.
If and when it arrives, we hope that a Satellite Cannon will be turned over to us.
(OOC- Keep your eyes peeled)

We will buy one.
the 900 Million is winging its way towards you as we speak- we fear wiring it is too risky, so we are sending it across in a top-secret plane guarded heavily by our Patriot Elite(disguised, of course). The money should arrive in several suitcases full of $1000 dollar bills in 2 days.
If and when it arrives, we hope that a Satellite Cannon will be turned over to us.
(OOC- Keep your eyes peeled)Keep my eyes peeled? why should I? Oh, also, i am arranging a rendezous point where you will lay the brief cases into a transporter( If you didn't know, i'm space tech and i live in space on our home planet, Reymus). We will meet 4 miles away from the U.S. boarder in Canada, where as i said, you will put the money into the transporter. Once the money is recieved, you will get your satellite. Also, do not try and get into the transporter, as my scientists have toyed with it so that only MONEY will enter the transporter. Also, be warned, if you happen to enter the transporter, your body will die a slow, painfully agonizing death. I will t-gram you saying what would happen to your body, as i am running out of room on this message.

We are interested in purchasing several, but we are under the population limit be a substantial amount. If you are unwilling to make an exception we ask that you reserve 4 for us untill we reach the designated population level.

We are interested in purchasing several, but we are under the population limit be a substantial amount. If you are unwilling to make an exception we ask that you reserve 4 for us untill we reach the designated population level.hmmmm........ I will make this one exception only because this little buisness is just beginning. I will sell you 2. Satellites will be sent once money is wired.

Of course, money wired.

The Empre of Vi2o will purchase two for test purposes. (Could you get some more detailed specs on this? Like the demintions, weapon type, and engines ect.) Thanks.

Vostovik would like to buy 3 (lucky us, we just hit 300 mil) since our nation is devoted to satellites, we would really like this change to observe other nations devices. Our money is being sent in a space folding supply craft as we speak.

All orders confirmed, and Vi2o, no problem, i shall do as you requested. All satellites have been sent. thank you for your orders.

All orders confirmed, and Vi2o, no problem, i shall do as you requested. All satellites have been sent. thank you for your orders. And check your t-grams vi2o.

I would like to purchase 4 of these Satellites. Money to be wired upon acceptance.

*3.6 billion to be wired*

I would like to purchase 4 of these Satellites. Money to be wired upon acceptance.

*3.6 billion to be wired* Puchase has been accepted, satellites are on their way. Thank you for your purchase.

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The Empire of Golbez,would like to buy two. We will wire the $1.8 billion upon confirmation.

The Empire of Golbez,would like to buy two. We will wire the $1.8 billion upon confirmation.hmmm, well, you seem to have just enough. Fine, order confirmed, satellites are being sent.

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3 connons. money wired on confirmation.

3 connons. money wired on confirmation.order confirmed, thank you for your purchase.