N00bland Declares War on the world!!!111!!1!111
i dclure war on u al!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!11!11!1 U WIL AL DIE AT MY HUNDS~~!~!!!!11!1123321! MY ARMY OF 2135234072390847329084790237148901237489012374980237498012374189023471890234713890274901234789012374 891203749038274890123748902374890126589057123958695259126516592346592365926 BILLUN TRUPS WILL DISTRUY U!!1!1!11`!111~1!1
My furst ections are es fullows:
1. I n00ke al citie
2. I rapee al ur wemun
3. I kill al ur ppl
4. I teke all your land
PREPURE TO DIEEEEE!!!!!!1!!!1!1111!!1!!1111!!!!
Jordaxia
13-04-2004, 19:15
Thats too perfect. Who are you. Really.
British Communists
13-04-2004, 19:20
He's gotta be a member already. Sometimes people make n00b nations for a joke, I think this is that time.
U tikn dis is un joke? I kil u al!!!!!1111@1111!!@12132411!!
Jordaxia
13-04-2004, 19:22
I know. that's why I'm asking. as a sample of n00bness, it's perfect, the chances of it being genuine, in the wild as it were, are very low.
Daniamania
13-04-2004, 19:25
And i'll just sit idly by while i tractor-beam an asteroid into your country
:twisted:
:lol:
What more is there to say?
The Horned Rat
13-04-2004, 19:26
*shudder for lowering self to noobishism*
I activate the middle finger of doom and push the giant red button activating speakers repeating flammatory sayings to your nation. i also mobilize my army and purchase the most supreme technology....CRAYONS the deadliest being purple and magneta
Jordaxia
13-04-2004, 19:27
This is genius. Really though, who are you. I want to know.
A Few Rich People
13-04-2004, 19:27
At least he is being true to his name...
phe4r mi r4th!!!1111
w3 4r3 4n 411ianc3!!!1111
This should be Archived!
The most picture perfect n00b ever to set foot in NS! :wink:
100k joo n00bs ther'z m0r3 th3nn on3 persin!@!!!!11!!11
The Horned Rat
13-04-2004, 19:32
*suffered violent seizure*
Mr. Dictator, he was unnafected by the finger of DOOM. "I see, go to plan B"
Plan B-The ultimate negotiation method, all you do is procure a stick/rod and continue poking until surrender is offered.
Borrowing a weapon from gronde the dictator pushes the second big red button on his desk unleashing millions upon billions of spam upon the helpless foe.
Jordaxia
13-04-2004, 19:32
If it is a genuine sample, then yes. But it is likely to be a fraud.
Still hilarious though.
I EM NUT A N00B DANGIT!!!111!11 i WIL KIL U ALK!@!11!4221
n0 becuz i3Ye n00ked joo furst
But is still a n00b, so I must take this declaration of war as diplomatic suicide. I will procede to own you. woot.
OMG! There's more than one of them! We're being overrun by n00bs!
*runs to bomb shelter*
AAAAAA!
The Horned Rat
13-04-2004, 19:51
*running after majest*
Help save me!
Free Pacific States
13-04-2004, 21:58
Heh.
OMG Enl03 g07 meee!11!!!11