While doing a routine patrol, two Laneskian Secret Police officers found rogue Good Humor ice cream vendor Uuday Kuusay outside an apartment building in the nation's capital. "He was distributing several types of ice cream propoganda when we arrived" said officer Renokowski. Kuusay has been wanted for illegal ice cream sales since 1998 when he was first spotted dealing illegally on the subway. The Laneski government stands firmly behind its "no freelance ice cream sales" policy.
Castillovania
13-04-2004, 10:00
Count Luv, the residing leader of Castillovania, who is never seen without his black velvet cape made a statement to Laneski media moguls saying, “Castillovania seeks the release of rogue ice cream vendor Uuday Kuusay as ice cream is a part of Castillovania’s thriving economy.” A major point behind the release of the debated ice cream baron is that many delivery men get killed, or lost, in the many mazelike and dangerous castles of Castillovania.
The capture of this Rogue Ice Cream Vendor is just another communist ploy to divert attention away from the real threat. UN officials say that there were no Ice-Creams of Mass Consumption in Uuday Kuusay’s truck. If this is the case, then I ask Premiere Laneski, “where are the IMC’s?”