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In an attempt to prove dominance over the Chiggistani people, the Dominion of Hozzreich has employed a military blockade around the country of Chiggistan cutting off foreign relief. Hozzreich has been quoted as saying “the Chiggistani are less than people.” Hatred has been mounting between the countries as peace talks in Chiggistan get closer to fruition. Rumor is that Hozzreich spies have captured technology which will enable them to begin construction on an orbital space station, which they have labeled “The Jeff Star.”

External Communication

Memo:

From: Department for Foreign Affairs, Federation of Enarchovia
To: Government of Hozzreich

The Federal Assembly of the Federation of Enarchovia condemns your actions against the people of Chiggistan. As a member of the international community you must observe the human rights of the Chiggistan people, meaning that you have an obligation to not interfere with their domestic politics or hinder in anyway relief aid to the region.

As one of the main foreign aid suppliers to the Chiggistan region we request that your forces pull out of their borders to allow relief to enter, without hindurance, to the people inside, and that a clear dialogue be set up between your government and the government of Chiggistan.

Department of Foreign Affairs.

Thousands of angry Laneskians took to the streets in protest of the Hozzreich blockade of nearby Chiggistan. Noble Premiere Nikolai called for an end to the "outrageous" blockade which he dubbed "a travesty for all people living within the Lodoss region". The People's government entered talks with neighboring allied nation of Cwiekoslovakia for plans to offer aid to the nation of Chiggistan and plans "to take measures against Hozzreich aggression."

In an attempt to raise funding for the oppressed people of Chiggistan, Koenigstein holds meetings announcing Live Aid. Local Koenigstein rock stars will be attending. Invitations are extended to all peace loving countries.

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Further News: Internationally famous rock band 'Malatesta' have pledged to perform at the Live Aid concert in Koenigstein to raise funds for the people of Chiggistan.

The Rockers of Edgecrusha humbly extend their salute and axes (guitars) to the oppressed peoples of Chiggistan. We only hope that our hard rock rhythms provide the Chiggistani people with enough food and resources to survive this Hozzreich threat.

Shocked and angered by the blatant disrespect for the people of the peaceful nation of Chiggistan, Cwiekoslovakian leader Premiere Cwiekov met with Laneskian leader Premiere Nikolai to discuss plans for aid to the blockaded nation. Premiere Cwiekov called the leaders of Hozzreich "foolish and cowardly" for their racist remarks toward the "very brave and noble citizens of Chiggistan". In the meeting, the two leaders agreed to increase production of the Mark IV Bread Tank in preparations for any further Hozzreich aggression in the region. Also, the two leaders came to an agreement in sending 50,000,000 creditcons in aid to the nation of Chiggistan.

Word has slipped from Boersma-La dissenters that under the command of the new genetically created Count Sephigodka, Boersma-La has began covert talks with Hozzreich over the trading of secret technologies for terrorist attacks on the Live Aid concert benefiting the Chiggistani people. As for sudden dissenting, the anonymous tipster merely said, “Count Sephigodka was always saying ‘this I command.’ He was kind of a tool.”

The populace powerhouse and UN Delegate of Lodoss the Accursed Isle will send their finest in security to watch over the Live Aid concert being held in Koenigstein after word of the Boersma-La terrorist threat spread across the region. Slayn, The High Advisor and founder of the country stated that “The actions taken by Hozzreich far exceed the needs of any country. We will seek UN involvement should this conflict progress.”

Shocked and angered by the blatant disrespect for the people of the peaceful nation of Chiggistan, Cwiekoslovakian leader Premiere Cwiekov met with Laneskian leader Premiere Nikolai to discuss plans for aid to the blockaded nation. Premiere Cwiekov called the leaders of Hozzreich "foolish and cowardly" for their racist remarks toward the "very brave and noble citizens of Chiggistan". In the meeting, the two leaders agreed to increase production of the Mark IV Bread Tank in preparations for any further Hozzreich aggression in the region. Also, the two leaders came to an agreement in sending 50,000,000 creditcons in aid to the nation of Chiggistan.

The Enarchovian Ambassador has contacted Premiere Cwiekov:

"My government is concerened with your recent moves to up production of military equipment. There must be a peaceful resolution to this situation and we urge your government to not provoke the situation any further."
Marlow Brookes
Enarchovian Ambassador to Cwiekoslovakia

The Dominion of Hozzreich denounces dealings with Boersma-La, a commander of the Imperial Army stated, “We would never deal with the disgusting terrorist likes of the Boersma-La.” In regards to the many nations that have called for the dissolve of the blockade. We humbly say that it will stay till the Chiggistani government recognizes our dominance over their pitiful country. If attacks are made against the Hozzreich, drastic measures will be taken, as meetings with the leaders of Jimmy-jaskistan are being concluded.

The Dominion of Hozzreich denounces dealings with Boersma-La, a commander of the Imperial Army stated, “We would never deal with the disgusting terrorist likes of the Boersma-La.” In regards to the many nations that have called for the dissolve of the blockade. We humbly say that it will stay till the Chiggistani government recognizes our dominance over their pitiful country. If attacks are made against the Hozzreich, drastic measures will be taken, as meetings with the leaders of Jimmy-jaskistan are being concluded.

The Federal Assembly of the Federation of Enarchovia demands you allow aide into the region and that you begin peace talks with the government of Chiggistani.

Liberal President, and Gay Pimp, Jonny McGovern has stated his willingness to help a brother out. YES! In this case his brother is the nation of Chiggistan, and helping him out involves playing Live Aid, and offering support in the form of soccer practice.

The Chrizakhstani general assembly convened yesterday and has decided to declare itself neutral of the ongoing standoff between the Hozzreich and Chiggistan. The distance between Chrizakhstan and Chiggistan, and the burden of dealing with Boersma-la insurgents were cited as reasons. Though the genre-busting rap group "dead body kollectas" have pledged their support to the LiveAid cause.

In the wake of the recent “N-bomb” dropping that left millions stunned and offended, and recent terrorist activity from Boersma-La sniper elites, Koenigstein has been forced to move the location of LiveAid to the nation of Slayn. An official release of the bands and date will be released within the next few days. Organizers said of the whole situation, “We’re shocked that Jimmy-jaskistan would do such a thing. Quite frankly I cannot shake this feeling of offense. One thing is for sure, Koenigstein will not forget the actions taken against us. Oh…and ROCK ON LIVEAID!”

In an attempt to prove dominance over the Chiggistani people, the Dominion of Hozzreich has employed a military blockade around the country of Chiggistan cutting off foreign relief. Hozzreich has been quoted as saying “the Chiggistani are less than people.” Hatred has been mounting between the countries as peace talks in Chiggistan get closer to fruition. Rumor is that Hozzreich spies have captured technology which will enable them to begin construction on an orbital space station, which they have labeled “The Jeff Star.”

The Republic of Ozymandias IV condemns this blatant violation of international law on the part of Hozzreich.

All citizens and businesses of the Republic currently within or doing business with Hozzreich are urged to leave immediately. The Ministry of State cannot vouch for the safety of the Republic's citizens during such a time of international tensions.

The Ruling Council of the Republic of Ozymandias IV strongly urges the government of Hozzreich to reconsider its beligerent actions.

- Umberto IV
SecInfo

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Republic of Ozymandias IV

Encrypted Message to Chiggistan government

The Republic of Ozymandias IV will not sit idly by while Hozzreich commits blatant violations of international law.

The Republican Air Force is willing to air-drop any materials your people need to endure this illegal blockade. Further, the Republic is willing to provide military support to break the Hozzreich blockade if necessary.

- Ayn IX
SecDef,
Republic of Ozymandias IV

Count Luv, the eerily charismatic leader of Castillovania whom is never seen without his black velvet cape said that Castillovania would be willing to provide Mariachi bands to the cause of aiding the Chiggistani people. He also stated that they have some of the best MIDI programmers around.

With the birth of the Axis of Weeble, Hozzreich officials have notably said “We may wobble, but we shall never fall down!”