New Communist Innovation: The Mark IV Bread Tank
The People's Republic of Laneski and Cwiekoslovakia have unveiled their newest weapon in the fight for world socialism: the Mark IV Bread Tank. This powerhorse of a tank travels solidly across any terrain. Its firepower combination of a 135mm cannon and quad missile packs make it an absolute enforcer for any army. But the real strength in this monster is its ability to convert wheat crop into wholesome loaves of fresh bread. Utilizing the latest implements in hydroponics, while the Bread Tank crosses farmland, it converts the crop into loaves of delicious bread for the people. Solve both rebellion and famine in one fell swoop. This unit will sell for 12,500,000 creditcons. Make your order today!
Hehe
Hattia would like to purchase 15 of these new tanks for our farmlands in the north (Which are constantly attacked).
*Money wired upon confirmation*
Communist Louisiana
13-04-2004, 06:46
hydroponics, can this also be used to grow different strains of Cannibus?
Neo-Soviet Russia
13-04-2004, 06:49
hydroponics, can this also be used to grow different strains of Cannibus?
Muhahaha...a pot head's weapon against the federalies.
Communist Louisiana
13-04-2004, 06:55
http://www.marijuana-seeds.biz/images/armageddon.jpg
Need I say more? LMFAO
Neo-Soviet Russia
13-04-2004, 06:58
let me correct myself, pot head's defense, or a governments aggressive tactics in interest of their economy..or...something...
I'll hush..
Communist Louisiana
13-04-2004, 07:01
My nation is like B.C. Accept all forms of weed or legal. The government owns most of the marijuana industry and we have it set at a price so low that we can by out most of the other druglords in the nation. We jsut hope they dont get their hands on this crap.
Communist Louisiana
13-04-2004, 07:15
I could use this for my military base in Mongus. I will take 20 of these tanks. 250 million will be transferred uponacceptance.
I dare those capitalist of Mongus to try to take my military base or my cannibus now.
Neo-Soviet Russia
13-04-2004, 07:18
I dare those capitalist of Mongus to try to take my military base or my cannibus now.
Hehehehe......remember though the down sides of this, drugged up soldiers chilling as the enemy passes by, offering them a j then getting shot.
Communist Louisiana
13-04-2004, 07:21
bob marley man bob marley. You need a hug dont you. lol
Neo-Soviet Russia
13-04-2004, 07:36
*huggles Communist Louisiana*
You know, I do own Cuba, could help you, and make use of this tank...hmmm...
Hattia may receive 15 Bread Tanks upon payment of 187,500,000 creditcons.
Communist Louisiana has been shipped 20 Bread Tanks for a total payment of 250,000,000 creditcons. Thank you for your business, comrades.
North Germania
13-04-2004, 09:50
Oh my. That was one fine looking bud plant.