NationStates Jolt Archive

It has been mere days since I have announced to the world that the great nation of Automagfreek has come out of it's seclusion and is ready to do it's part. Those that remember the initials "AMF" know what we are capable of, and those that do not know us will come to know us soon.

Much has changed since we last involved ourselves in the world's affairs. Much terrorism and war has erupted, and I have come before you all today to tell you that if ANY Automagfreek assets come under attack, there will be Hell to pay. It does not matter who or what you are, if AMF territory or territory of it's allies comes under fire, you will be eliminated, plain and simple.

I do not think I need to remind some of you of the New Spartha incident, but for those that don't, allow me to share.

New Spartha thought it would be bold to openly threaten us with destruction, so being the no B.S person I am, I called them on it. Entire cities were leveled, it's inhabitants mercilessly slaughtered. I pray that another massacre such as this does not happen, but should 1 embassy of our be blow up, should 1 tourist be executed, there will be massive retalliation.

I urge some of you bolder, younger nations to keep your distance, for you most likely know not what we are capable of. To those that know and respect us, I say by the winds that you shall be looked upon with favor by the Gods.

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---Damien the Destroyer---
-Supreme Warlord of AMF-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses, The Raving Lunatics of Hackers Demise

OIS Command
Valhalla Command Center
Transnapastain

"General, we're reading activity all over AMF's lands...." said the young officer

"Indeed, it looks like someone has woken the sleeping behemoth....God have mercy on whoever pissed it off" said General Davis

<tag and a hearty welcome back extended to AMF!>

<tag and a hearty welcome back extended to AMF!>

OOC: Thank you!

Looks like I have some house cleaning to do.... :)

[OOC]

Welcome to NS, again. It's good to have you back in the roleplaying arena.

No IC post from me.

Bump!

OOC:Hey,AMF!Good to see you again.But isn't Damien dead? :?:

OOC:Hey,AMF!Good to see you again.But isn't Damien dead? :?:

OOC: No, he was resurrected back in December. Mostly because I missed playing the character so much.

OOC:Ah,I see.Anyway,good to see you! :)

ooc: As a new player, and with no intention of being rude, what's all the fuss about?

ooc: As a new player, and with no intention of being rude, what's all the fuss about?

ooc: To sum it up:

Big, very scary nation back from isolation, ready to kick ass.

Sound about right?

Yep, have pity upon the N00b that says the AMF:

"I send my nuke and terror you people! :twisted: !!1111"

ooc: *nods sagely* sounds fair 'nough. Any thourghts on what you will be doing/destroying now your back?

ooc: As a new player, and with no intention of being rude, what's all the fuss about?

ooc: To sum it up:

Big, very scary nation back from isolation, ready to kick ass.

Sound about right?

OOC: Sounds fairly accurate, yes.

IC: "Holy crap!" The inteligence officer dropped his cup of coffee as he started at the scatterd satelite info.

He picked up the phone and dialed the number for The Dam palace, as soon as the Lord Commander picked up he spoke.

"Sir we have a load of AMF forces mobilizing and on the move."
"The time has come then....keep monitoring." Was his short reply as he hang up.

OoC: Good to see you, maybe I'll be able to stick my head out without being targeted by terrorists. :evil:

Welcome back to the global politics AMF! Feel free to sample the wars, terrorism, and the fast food now abundant! Seriously though, its great to have you back... I promised I wouldn't cry... Oh shoot :cry:

Feel free to 'sample' the imperialists......damned imperialist.s.....damned RIA.......damnmed........*retreats into dark corner*

OOC: Meh, nobody scares me. I've wiped nations from existance that were twice my size.

Might we add the abundancy of nuclear weapons that every household is able to buy?

Just out of intrest how much is a nuke?

((OOC: Hides all of Yurka's mom and pop nuclear weapon carts which dot many of the main streets :wink: ))

Momanguise! Nuclear weapons are bad! And the price depends on the nation selling them. Chemical weapons are easier.

Point proven....thanks guys :lol:

So what of your are back, i don't give care.

ooc: I know they're bad, I just worried about which nations I should annoy and which ones would dirty bomb my capital (and there's the fact that almost every nation seems to have Uranium growing like fungus)

ooc: I know they're bad, I just worried about which nations I should annoy and which ones would dirty bomb my capital (and there's the fact that almost every nation seems to have Uranium growing like fungus)

ooc: I know they're bad, I just worried about which nations I should annoy and which ones would dirty bomb my capital (and there's the fact that almost every nation seems to have Uranium growing like fungus)

ooc: I know they're bad, I just worried about which nations I should annoy and which ones would dirty bomb my capital (and there's the fact that almost every nation seems to have Uranium growing like fungus)

:shock: wow, nice quad post.

Couldn't care less.

Couldn't care less.

OOC: But if you took the time to read this thread and post a reply, you must care to some degree. :)

At any rate, let's drop the OOC stuff and keep this thread IC.

Ministry of Intelligence: Severnaya

"Minister, we've gotten a message from Dreadfire. It wasn't addressed to us specifically, just everyone in general." The Minister of Intelligence took the papers that the Operator was holding, "Hmm, well we've never given him reason to be angry at us. Just keep watching, but as I said, we don't really have anything to worry about. I wonder though, does Automagfreek have any relations with Allanea?" The Operator appeared to think and replied, "I don't know, I'll read up on it." The Minister tapped his fingers on his desk, "Good, get working on it."

The Operator nodded and walked out of the room, he opened one of the drawers and pulled out a shot glass and a bottle. He then poured himself a glass and downed it in one gulp. He remembered the New Spartha incident, and Dreadfire sounded angry.

(Welcome back...)

Couldn't care less.

OOC: But if you took the time to read this thread and post a reply, you must care to some degree. :)

At any rate, let's drop the OOC stuff and keep this thread IC.

I'm not terrorist anymore, so I don't care about you killing them. It was IC autofanatic :wink:

I'm not terrorist anymore, so I don't care about you killing them.

OOC: Alrighty.

It was IC autofanatic :wink:

K, but that was more or less a general statement.

<Press Release>

AMF forces are massing in both the northern and western portions of the island. No official word can be given as to the reason behind this massing, be it defense or offense.

Automagfreek urges those who are friends and allies that they are in no danger. Also, the massive and heavily armed new battleship (also Damien's flagship) the AMFS Mouth For War has moved from the eastern naval bases towards the northen outposts along with fleets 2 and 4.

We wil break in with updates as they happen.

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John Kimble
-AMF Information Ministry-

It's funny. It seems as though the WMNK is needed now more than ever.

(That was you AMF, wasn't it. Memories a little cloudy on that matter.)

It's funny. It seems as though the WMNK is needed now more than ever.

(That was you AMF, wasn't it. Memories a little cloudy on that matter.)

OOC: Yes it was...my baby......

DP

"Sir, it looks like Lord Dreadfire's back and already kicking. He's begun numerous military strikes against terrorist organizations."

"Really? That's good to hear. His presence seems to improve the general situation of the world."

"Yes, sir."

"Anyway, send him a message of our support."

"Of course."

--Transmission to AMF Government--
From: The Führer of SAVX

Glad to hear things are well. Good luck with your military campaign. We're fully confident you will reign victorious.

--End Transmission--

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-Hans Müller
Der Führer

KGB Head Quarters, Erse

"Commissar O'Donell!" A young intelligence officer yelled as he ran into the command station.

"What is it?"

"Automagfreek is back!"

"Okay, okay, stop speaking in jibberish and tell me what the fuck you are talking about!"

"No, it's a country. A powerful one. Thier mobilizing, attacking terrorists."

"How does this effect us exactly?"

"It doesn't."

The Commissar sighed and walked away shaking his head.

OOC: Welcome back then!

++++
Intel Scan - cycle 2090113
Type: broadcast - Dreadfire speech
Summary: General statement of AMF declarations and intentions

Type: Press release
Summary: recent AMF military movements. Dreadfire new flagship "Mouth of War"

command: Monitor
priority: medium-low. further analysis in one hour.
++++

OOC: Wooyay @ AMF returning to kill some jumped-up terrorists

IC: Our foreign minister, Dimitri Onoshin, would like to congratulate AMF on their return to their pro-active foreign policy.

Congrats on being back. Hope the vacation was good.

OOC: Yeah, it was good. :)

OOC:
Didnt you do Online SOCOM or something :)

OOC:
Didnt you do Online SOCOM or something :)

OOC: I still do, yes.

OOC:
Online Halo for me :P

"Any offensive attack by AMF or it allies will be responed by the Continental Empire."-An Automactic Reply to the AMFmilitary movements by the IDoD.

A Speach an further actions on the matter will be held if tensions are highten.

"Any offensive attack by AMF or it allies will be responed by the Continental Empire."-An Automactic Reply to the AMFmilitary movements by the IDoD.

A Speach an further actions on the matter will be held if tensions are highten.

Dreadfire let out a roaring laugh and shook his head.

They think to threaten me? Again the Warlord laughed.

________________________

I could honestly care less about what you or anybody else thinks. Your threats are as empty as your head apparently, so this is no cause for concern to me. I'll do what I want, when I want, and you'll just have to tolerate it.

:yawn:

Now kindly piss off, I have much more important things to do.

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---Damien the Destroyer---
-Supreme Warlord of AMF-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses, The Raving Lunatics of Hackers Demise

OOC: Seeing how it was IC response to your IC troops movements, I fail to see how it's empty. What are you, afraid of my threat or are just to ignorant to kindly take a short R/P response to your movements?

Really, grow up.

OOC: Seeing how it was IC response to your IC troops movements, I fail to see how it's empty. What are you, afraid of my threat or are just to ignorant to kindly take a short R/P response to your movements?

Really, grow up.

OOC: That weas an IC response jackass, hence the sig. :roll:

Really.....

OOC: Seeing how it was IC response to your IC troops movements, I fail to see how it's empty. What are you, afraid of my threat or are just to ignorant to kindly take a short R/P response to your movements?

Really, grow up.

OOC: That weas an IC response jackass, hence the sig. :roll:

Really.....

OOC: My point is still valid, really cool your jets; you remind me of RF.

An with that, I'll stop hijacking the tread.

OOC: My point is still valid, really cool your jets; you remind me of RF.

An with that, I'll stop hijacking the tread.

OOC: No, your point is not valid. You're blasting me OOCly for what I write while IN CHARACTER!!!!

Damien is NOT me, therefore anything he says does not represent my OOC/RL views. You know ICly Damien is a hothead, c'mon.

Seriously, get yourself a helmet.

OOC:

:shakes head:

Bump