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Klown Karz Unlimited Storefront (Pic Warning)

The Wickit Klownz
12-04-2004, 07:23
Klown Karz Unlimited Car Dealership

Lamborghini

Lamborghini Murcielago
http://www.auto-leader.com/images/lamborghini/LAMBORGHINI_murcialego_3.jpg
Lamborghini Murcielago (VIP Edition)
Price: $350,000
Top Speed: 265 mph
Customizations: Leather Seats-$400, DVD Player w/ LCD Screen-$600, Built-In Fridge in place of glove compartment-$500, Nitrous Oxide Booster (boosts speed to 342 mph)-$20,000
Specialties: Electrified Door Handles (unless disarmed by personal remote) , Tear Gas (activated by remote in case of theft), Auto-Inflate Tires. Bullet-Proof Glass and Sides

Lamborghini Murcielago (Civilian Edition)
Price: $250,000
Top Speed: 223
Customizations: Leather Seats-$400, DVD Player w/Screen-$600
Armaments: None

Mercedes

Mercedes SLR 3
http://www.auto-leader.com/images/mercedes/SLR/mercedes-SLR-3.jpg

Mercedes SLR 3 (VIP)
Price: $250,000
Top Speed: 213 mph
Customizations: Tinted Windows-$100, Navigation System-$1500, Leather Seats-$400, DVD Player w/ LCD Screen-$600, Cruise Control-$1000
Specialties: Oil dispenser in rear, Electrified Door Handles (unless disarmed), Remote-Controlled Lockdown mode (Security feature using remote), Auto-Inflate Tires, Bullet-proof glass and sides

Mercedes SLR 3 (Civilian)
Price: $175,000
Top Speed: 184 mph
Customizations: Tinted Windows-$100, Leather Seats-$400, DVD Player w/ LCD Screen-$600
Specialties:None

Jaguar

Jaguar XJ 220
http://auto-salon-singen.de/jaguar/Jaguar_XJ220_silber_01.jpg
Jaguar XJ 220 (VIP)
Price: $400,000
Top Speed: 274 mph
Customizations: Nitrous Oxide-$20,000 (boosts to 376 mph)
Specialties: Bullet-proof glass and sides, DVD Player w/ Screen, Remote-Controlled Lockdown mode, Auto-inflate Tires, Missiles In Front Headlights (automated reloading, can hold up to 12 missiles in each. 24 included with car)

Specialty Missiles:
Price: $1,500 per 6
They are a VERY specific caliber and you must order them from us, or else they WILL NOT WORK.

Jaguar XJ 220 (Civilian)
Price: $250,000
Top Speed: 214
Customizations: DVD Player w/ LCD Screen-$600
Specialties: None
The Wickit Klownz
12-04-2004, 07:47
**Bump, Bump, Bump**
Witzgall
12-04-2004, 07:58
It's not really unlimited with 2 cars... :wink:
The Wickit Klownz
12-04-2004, 10:20
hey!! im working on it!!!
Raysian Military Tech
12-04-2004, 10:34
I absolutely hate those R2-D2 headlights...
The Wickit Klownz
13-04-2004, 00:31
**Bump** These are only the beginning...
Ancient and Holy Terra
15-04-2004, 04:15
Terra's Presidential Motorpool would like to order:

100 Murcielago VIP Editions, with full customizations;
200 SLR 3 VIP Editions, with full customizations;

These will be distributed as gifts at our upcoming "Regional Conference". The price, we believe, comes to 37,150,000 for the Lamborghini's and 50,720,000 for the SLR's. Total price is 87,870,000. The money has been wired.
The Wickit Klownz
16-04-2004, 21:41
OOC: sorry its been a while since i checked the thread.....

IC: The order has been confirmed and the cars are being shipped as we speak. Thank you for your order!
The Burnsian Desert
05-05-2004, 16:19
Jag XLR with full customizations.

Can you make that into a stretch limo?
The Wickit Klownz
06-05-2004, 06:53
sure, but im still waiting on your armed forces stats.... just be glad you dont have to pay for this...
The Burnsian Desert
06-05-2004, 06:58
OOC: Lol, I'm not giving you my armed forces stats. Well, yet again,

http://nationalsecurity.tbd.gov/ (freewebs.com/theburnisandesert/Military.htm)
Of course, it isn't complete. I never give my complete stats.
Kilean
06-05-2004, 07:31
dammit, and here I thought I could equip a rapid-reaction briagde with those little cars clowns drive around in.
Possessed Bunnies
06-05-2004, 09:27
Might want to put a warning about the large pics in the post. Like, not 56k approved.
The Wickit Klownz
30-07-2004, 20:15
bump... (wow, i forgot all about this thread...)