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CRO Diplomat Vehicals (A MUST BUY)

Rogue Outlaws
12-04-2004, 06:28
Lets face it, your nation has ambassadors aborad. Your nations also has representatives from other countries. What dangers could there be?

ASSASSINATION. KIDNAPPING. EXTORTION.

The risks are endless, that is why The CRO is offering all nations with our line of diplomatic transport cars. There is a vehical to fit everyones price range, so do not risk you or someone else's representative life!

http://www.carmarket.com.au/images/wagons/ToyotaCamrySWagon.JPG
THE CARAKA
The basic protection of your diplomat. Tires with run flat technology, double enforced bulletproof glass, mini-bar, and airbags.
$15,000
with hybrid technology = $19,999

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PROOFROCK 214
Give everyone that vintage flash. It seats five and goes from 0-60 in under two seconds with a tap of the nitro. Hub caps can come off by remote and turn into saw blades to take out any would be chasers.
$49,500

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SKYBIRD VT
The best valued car off the production line. With a speedometer that goes over 270 and deployable miniguns from the headlights, no one will tango with your VIP. Water is no longer a problem; pontoons deploy with a touch of a button and the engine will lower to the water for propultion
$120,000

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THE ROMPER
A unique touch to a somewhat ordinary vehical. Bulletproof, guns, blah blah blah...just take a look at this bad boy. You know what it can do and if you dont, feel free to take a test drive...
$170,000

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NEWDEL
Bare boned limosuine. Glass is not tinted but can stop most small arms fire. Not all that fast, yet will still get your person from point A to point B.
$60,000

http://www.whiteroselimo.com/images/suvnav_04.jpg
FORTRESS 4
A high advancement from 1, 2, and 3. Italian leather interier, pitch black tinted windows, hell, you can live in this limosuine for a good two weeks! Crush plating from this can survive a 2 megaton nuclear blast. Cow catcher optional.
$275,000

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CRONIE COMBO
Otherwise known as the 6-for-6 combo. Get 6 of all 6 of our vehicals for a discount. All will be outfitted with a 15 year / 1 million mile warrenty and can be traded in for a later edition of any one of our vehicals.
$1.5 million

Dont delay--protect your diplomat today!
Rogue Outlaws
12-04-2004, 06:46
The CRO has just concluded diplomatic vehical testing, and the results are stunning. All CRO vehicals met the challenges set forth, but the competition was left in the dust. Here are some still from the test that occured. All of the following are the competition's cars.

MAKE: Volko S22
TEST: Roadside Bomb
RESULT:
http://dyne.org/antig8/images/indymedia/car-wreck.jpg


MAKE: Panzer 62
TEST: Sniper Rifle (1 KM)
RESULT:
http://www.lockport-ny.com/images/Police_car_shot_1.jpg

MAKE: Okra Otto
TEST: Okra Otto VS The Romper
RESULT:
http://www.palestinemonitor.org/others_photos/boy_car_bethlehem.jpg

MAKE: Ranger 93-B
TEST: Morter Attack
RESULT:
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/65212.jpg


You have seen what the current vehicals on the market can do. Do not risk someones life, especially if it is yours.