NationStates Jolt Archive

President Karl von Hastok of Brown Meteor announced that a bill has passed in the Brown Meteor House of Republicans to reorganize the country's budget, allowing for greater military spending. He also announced that due to the small size of Brown Meteor, he sends out a call to other nations to purchase high-quality aircraft and some ships for Brown Meteor's defense. The House of Republicans still debates over what to do with the rest of the budget, but the rest of the President's measures are expected to come through as well.
-Brown Meteor Press

We have militarily trained giant squid for sale. They are highly intelligent, hard to spot, excellent at blockading a harbor, and they are a renewable resource.

For a modest inital investment, plus some ongoing training for the handlers, you can have a self-sustaining force that never requires upgrade.