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Quiqsi Co., a major West Quiq soda company, has decided to sell the production rights to one of their factories. This means that the buyer will be able to utilize the factory to produce soda for their country of to sell on the international market. Workers are provided with the production rights, but we don't want them mistreated.

The auction will begin now and will go on for 30 RL minutes. Let the auction begin!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

I bid $ 5

I bid $5.1

I bid $5 50 cents

$5 and sixty cents.

I bid 25,000!

I bid some corn, five pigs, and a virgin.

I request that you keep in strictly to actual money and that you don't raise it by 0.01. Thanks.

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

6$$$$!

Penguisiana, Lenana bidded 25,000, so your bid wouldn't count because I will be accepting the highest bid.

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

BUMP

Tag

you tagged your own thread?

I splash out. $100,000 and a lemon.

Tag

you tagged your own thread?

Sorry, I meant to bump it.

1 minute to go! Bid, bid!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

125,000 USD

All right then, going once to the Seven Kings!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

No other takers, then? Going twice to the Seven Kings!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

200,000

Ah, going once to Possessed Bunnies! It's not too late to place your bid!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

The young gentleman bidder, a Romanian vacationing in West Quig, smiles politely at the new bidder as he extracts his wallet from his coat and takes a quick look in it. The smile still plastered on his tan face as he places the wallet back in its original position, the Romanian raises a finger in the auctioneer’s direction and raises his voice, so as to be loud and clear. “450,000 U.S. dollars for the soda pop factory,” he says, his voice young and vibrant.

Going once to the the Seven Kings! Like I said, it's never too late to place your bid!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

Going twice to the Seven Kings!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

Last time I'll say this before the auction is closed unless someone else bids. Going thrice to the Seven Kings!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

<Transmission>
To: West Quig Auction
From: Richard Hammond, McLeodian Soda

I will bid $500,000.

Going once to Richard Hammond!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

Going twice to Hammond!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

Going thrice to Hammond!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

1 million.

Zoogiedom's primary soda corporation <insert name here> will bid $2 million.

<Transmission>
To: West Quig Auction
From: Richard Hammond, McLeodian Soda

$2,500,000.

3 million and 1 cheese

Going to HP!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

$3.2 million.

<Transmission>
To: West Quig Auction
From: Richard Hammond, McLeodian Soda

$3,500,000.

Going once to Hammond!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

<insert name here> Will bid $4 million.

A HERRING And 10 million

<Transmission>
To: West Quig Auction
From: Richard Hammond, McLeodian Soda

$4,500,000.

No! Not a herring!

Our company's final bid is $7.4 million.

Going once to Possessed Bunnies!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

<Transmission>
To: West Quig Auction
From: Richard Hammond, McLeodian Soda

$10,500,000.

My final bid $12 million. And 2 HERRINGS.

No, seriously, $12 million.

Going once to Possessed Bunnies!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

We hope that Possesed Bunnies notes that he is bidding too rashly. Two herrings? Come on!

<Transmission>
To: West Quig Auction
From: Richard Hammond, McLeodian Soda

$12,500,000.

Going once to Hammond!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

Going twice to Hammond!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

$15 million and a big :D

Going once to Possessed Bunnies!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

<Transmission>
To: West Quig Auction
From: Richard Hammond, McLeodian Soda

$15,500,000.


<Transmission>
To: Possessed Bunnies bidder
From: Richard Hammond, McLeodian Soda

You sir, are beginning to get on my nerves. Do not think you can outbid me.

Going once to Hammond!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

*Drum Role from my nations 1000 piece orchestra*

Going twice to Hammond!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

Ok well then. If it is like this. 25 million USD

<Transmission>
To: West Quig Auction
From: Richard Hammond, McLeodian Soda

$25,500,000.

Going thrice to Hammond!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

Message

30 million...

AND

A free house from My Shop (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=138726)

<Transmission>
To: West Quig Auction
From: Richard Hammond, McLeodian Soda

$50,000,000.


<Transmission>
To: Possessed Bunnies Bidder
From: Richard Hammond, McLeodian Soda

You can't hope to outbid me sir. Accept defeat.

I repeat, going thrice to Hammond!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

<A MESSAGE FROM THE POSSESSED DRINK CO-OPERATION>

75,000,000 USD

And 2 free houses

Zoogiedom soda company Gyrus Inc has telegrammed McLeod's company and Hammon. Check your TGs.

Just to outbid PB, and to show that he can't outbid us, we bid $95 million.

and a free soda

I RETRACT ALL BIDS. SOMETHING FUNNY IS GOING ON. :evil:

Last chance! Going to Possessed Bunnies!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

BID BACK ON. I NEED THIS COMPANY. WHAT WAS I THINKING?

$$$ 150,000,000

Nothing funny is going on, PB, Hammond just though you were bidding too mcuh.

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

Well, he isn't really...We bid...155 million. Ha!

All right, ABSOLUTE LAST CHANCE!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

I TG West Quiq with a private vote.

Check it please. That is my final offer. Now or never.

I accept, SOLD TO PB for 250 MILLION!

CEO of Quiqsi Co.
Lyss Young

"What!? Beat! How can this be!" wailed the CEO of Gyrus Incorporated.

--edit--

A man walks in, and whispered into his ear - Possessed bunnies has confirmed the order, taken the factory plans, and returned tot heir country. You can stop acting now.

"Oh, good," said the CEO, standing up and rubbing his throat. It hurt from all the wailing. "Now I can point at laugh."

*Points at Possessed bunnies at laughs*

**My men arrive at the Quiqsi Co-operations main office. They collect the plans and make arrangements for the workers to be trasported and for stylish bungalows to be built for them to live in. The money is then handed over to our correspondant, a Mr. Coke. My men take the plans, get back into the armoured Jeep and travel back to Possessed Drinks, happy that yet another business deal has been secured**

**My men arrive at the Quiqsi Co-operations main office. They collect the plans and make arrangements for the workers to be trasported and for stylish bungalows to be built for them to live in. The money is then handed over to our correspondant, a Mr. Coke. My men take the plans, get back into the armoured Jeep and travel back to Possessed Drinks, happy that yet another business deal has been secured**

Edit - Sorry, pressed submit too soon.

Possessed Drinks?

OK.

Yes Possessed Drinks. My new drinks company.


Serving LemonFish™. The alcohol alternative made using fish liver. :lol:

YOU SIR, ARE A BAD LOOSER.

No, it is you, sir, that is completely screwed. Zoogiedom's own soda sales industry is doing very well and doesn't need to acquire this company. We tried, but didn't. No big deal.

You, on the other hand, paid a quarter of a million for a single soda production factory - worth six to eight million at most. On the other hand, you have benefitted by ally West Quiq greatly...and screwed yourself over.

Have a nice day. 8)

No, it is you, sir, that is completely screwed. Zoogiedom's own soda sales industry is doing very well and doesn't need to acquire this company. We tried, but didn't. No big deal.

You, on the other hand, paid a quarter of a million for a single soda production factory - worth six to eight million at most. On the other hand, you have benefitted by ally West Quiq greatly...and screwed yourself over.

Have a nice day. 8)

Great. So I paid less than it was worth.

Quarter of a billion, sorry...my mistake.