10-04-2004, 23:36
SryGenn's foreign Trade embassador Mark.W. steps up to the podium and adresses all nations in the foreign trade unionHe takes the microphone and says:
"Dear well respected reprisentatives of your nations foreign trade office, i am here to propose a trade. As you may know, SyrGenn is suffering a serious soil shortage and are in desperate need of soil! We have nothing to grow our crops in and people are complaining that they want proper soild not this horrible, dry, crusty nutritionless clay.
so if there are any nations out there with full or overflowin soil suppliesi would like to propose a trade for every100 killos of soil you can deliver to our country we will provide you with either 500,000 soda cans, 300,000 full soda cans, 1,000 Krygenn Horses witch are bread only in the second of the two states of our nation (gennsland) and they are sturdy beasts or we can offer you alot of retail products such as; 10,000,000 million AA batteries or 700,000 Hairdryers.
If your nation is in need of any of these 5 items and you have surplus soil, then please contact me via this post, Thank you for your time."
*He steps down from the podium wipind the sweat droplets from his brow*
"Dear well respected reprisentatives of your nations foreign trade office, i am here to propose a trade. As you may know, SyrGenn is suffering a serious soil shortage and are in desperate need of soil! We have nothing to grow our crops in and people are complaining that they want proper soild not this horrible, dry, crusty nutritionless clay.
so if there are any nations out there with full or overflowin soil suppliesi would like to propose a trade for every100 killos of soil you can deliver to our country we will provide you with either 500,000 soda cans, 300,000 full soda cans, 1,000 Krygenn Horses witch are bread only in the second of the two states of our nation (gennsland) and they are sturdy beasts or we can offer you alot of retail products such as; 10,000,000 million AA batteries or 700,000 Hairdryers.
If your nation is in need of any of these 5 items and you have surplus soil, then please contact me via this post, Thank you for your time."
*He steps down from the podium wipind the sweat droplets from his brow*