NationStates Jolt Archive

The terrorist group known as BOERSMA, has increased terrorist activity in Chrizakhstan in vein attempt to steal their latest in confectioner oven technology. No word yet on retaliation from any GI forces.

well thats just great isnt it:lol:

in response to the newly born threat from the ruthless evil terrorist organization known as "BOERSMA" (what does it stand for pray tell?) The Chrizakhstan government has decided to start a "daring highly trained mission force" in order to combat this terrorist acvtivity. Its purpose of course, is to defend freedom "wherever there is trouble." It is expected that the cry of "BOOOOERRSSMMAAA RETREAT!!!" will be heard on a daily basis at anytime between 8:00am and 8:30am local time. Chrizakhstan expects its confectioner oven secrets to stay just that, a secret!

oh yeah the name of my new force is GI KONG and its located within the ministry of homeland security

BOERSMA stands for "Bravery Over-Emphasized Requires Swift Malicious Action." And BOERSMA will never cease their relenting terrorist attacks no matter how many times we are beaten! In fact, through Boersma-La’s new cloning technology, our scientists were able to create the most vicious, sadistic leader out of the programming from video games’ dirtiest of villains. You will fall to the mighty Count Sephigodka and his minions, Resident Evil: Nemesis Enforcer, Pythominia, and Zeromulus. Hahahaha, the confectioner oven technology will be ours to unleash the most dreadful of stomach churning bran muffins.

in a leaked taping of a meeting of the upper echelons of the Chrizakhstani government, it has been made public that the continuing threat from Boersma-la terrorists, as well as the emergence of a new, seemingly invincible, yet very uneloquent, leader, has put enormous strain on the nations economy and psyche. The government has dumped tons of money into the GI KONG project, but the results have been less than satisfactory so far. It seems the goverment is contemplating more desperate measures if the threat continues as it is...

The same dissenters that leaked the information about the Hozzreich dealings with Boersma-La have sought refuge in Chrizakhstan. One of them is half of the progressive rap duo “Dead Body Kollectas.” Finally disclosing his name as merely “The Hip Hop-o-Crite” he has informed Chrizakhstan leaders that a battle for power rages between Count Sephigodka and former commander of the Boersma-La forces, Holy Emperor Boersma. Holy Emperor Boersma and Mestro, his faithful sidekick with flowing golden locks, are said to be planning a coup. If a small, elite group of GI KONG marauders could strike at the heart of Videodrome, the Boersma-La base, it is believed that terrorist activity would cease till government control could be established, or until the next season starts.

Rumors have leaked through unknown sources that Boersma-La snipers have been dispatched to take care of the dissenters unfaithful to the whim of Count Sephigodka. In a frightful radiocast he is quoted as saying “Destroy the dissenters, THIS I COMMAND!”