NationStates Jolt Archive


President Matich buys Comedy Central and the History Channel

Matich
08-04-2004, 23:39
Today President Matich has purchased Comedy Central and The History Channel for 1 billion dollars. He already own CBS and 50% of HBO.



OOC:If you own either of these please tell me.
Hattia
08-04-2004, 23:41
Yeesh, whats with the buying of channels today.
Matich
08-04-2004, 23:49
Yeesh, whats with the buying of channels today.


I dont know I was just bored so I thought it was something to do.
Arenumberg
08-04-2004, 23:52
I read this topic and actually said LOL out loud..
Kelonian States
08-04-2004, 23:55
In response to the recent surge in buying of television (and mainly news) channels by nations, the semi-government-controlled Turvic Industries has acquired ITN news for an undisclosed sum rumoured to be around $1.5b - stock will not be sold to other countries/companies.

Turvic Industries CEO Sarah Turnovic said "this purchase will allow international news specifically important to Kelonia be beamed directly into our people's homes - and allow us to stir up a little nationalistic pride, too, as well as shifting a few more units of my products - it is a good move for us all."

OOC: I don't know what the sudden surge in buying TV channels is, but I thought I might as well hop on the bandwagon. I think it's sheer boredom.
The Zoogie People
08-04-2004, 23:55
What's with the buying of channels? -CNN- made a nice post about his intents to act as a news reporter; Resi announced that he owned CNN; Matich wanted to buy it from him...and now...

MATICH GIVE ME MY HISTORY CHANNEL!

j/k.
Fluffywuffy
08-04-2004, 23:59
In other news today, the Empire has banned all foriegn television stations to avoid any foriegn influence.
Matich
09-04-2004, 00:29
Ya ive been trying to get a monopoly on major news channels.
Rotovia
09-04-2004, 02:09
"Earlier today in a closed door deal with the Fox Corporation's Chairman Rupid Merdock The Global Banking Corporation, Rotovia Ltd in conjunction with it's subsidary Global Enterprises, International purchased 49% of the share holdings in the company. And has stated it's intent to aquire a major sharehold, in accordance with Rotovian Law. CEO of Global Banking Corporation Lady Nicoletta Baccheus has stated she intends to take full advantage of the new ten year high in the Corporation share value."

http://gallery.cybertarp.com/albums/userpics/17142/GBC.JPG
Spokesperson
09-04-2004, 02:17
The Arab Socialist Republic of Al Anbar would like to know if it is possible to purchase the feed of the History Channel and the Comedy Channel. The feed would be added to the lineup of the Iraqi Information Ministry and available to all citizens of Al Anbar free of charge.
Matich
09-04-2004, 02:56
The Arab Socialist Republic of Al Anbar would like to know if it is possible to purchase the feed of the History Channel and the Comedy Channel. The feed would be added to the lineup of the Iraqi Information Ministry and available to all citizens of Al Anbar free of charge.

Sure telegram me so that we can discuss this.
Matich
09-04-2004, 02:57
"Earlier today in a closed door deal with the Fox Corporation's Chairman Rupid Merdock The Global Banking Corporation, Rotovia Ltd in conjunction with it's subsidary Global Enterprises, International purchased 49% of the share holdings in the company. And has stated it's intent to aquire a major sharehold, in accordance with Rotovian Law. CEO of Global Banking Corporation Lady Nicoletta Baccheus has stated she intends to take full advantage of the new ten year high in the Corporation share value."

http://gallery.cybertarp.com/albums/userpics/17142/GBC.JPG
Spokesperson


The nation of Jarridia recently purchased 100% of Fox sorry.
Matich
09-04-2004, 02:59
"Earlier today in a closed door deal with the Fox Corporation's Chairman Rupid Merdock The Global Banking Corporation, Rotovia Ltd in conjunction with it's subsidary Global Enterprises, International purchased 49% of the share holdings in the company. And has stated it's intent to aquire a major sharehold, in accordance with Rotovian Law. CEO of Global Banking Corporation Lady Nicoletta Baccheus has stated she intends to take full advantage of the new ten year high in the Corporation share value."

http://gallery.cybertarp.com/albums/userpics/17142/GBC.JPG
Spokesperson


The nation of Jarridia recently purchased 100% of Fox sorry.
IDF
09-04-2004, 03:03
I will bomb you if you cancel, South Park, Chappelle, Man Show, Mail Call, or tactical to practical
Matich
09-04-2004, 03:49
I will bomb you if you cancel, South Park, Chappelle, Man Show, Mail Call, or tactical to practical


Bonb me and you will die but im not cancelling those shoes they rock.
Matich
09-04-2004, 03:49
I will bomb you if you cancel, South Park, Chappelle, Man Show, Mail Call, or tactical to practical


Bonb me and you will die but im not cancelling those shoes they rock.
Rotovia
09-04-2004, 04:08
"Earlier today in a closed door deal with the Fox Corporation's Chairman Rupid Merdock The Global Banking Corporation, Rotovia Ltd in conjunction with it's subsidary Global Enterprises, International purchased 49% of the share holdings in the company. And has stated it's intent to aquire a major sharehold, in accordance with Rotovian Law. CEO of Global Banking Corporation Lady Nicoletta Baccheus has stated she intends to take full advantage of the new ten year high in the Corporation share value."

http://gallery.cybertarp.com/albums/userpics/17142/GBC.JPG
Spokesperson


The nation of Jarridia recently purchased 100% of Fox sorry.OOC: Actually The Fox Network is held by most nations as the real FOX on NS.
The Resi Corporation
09-04-2004, 04:20
((OOC: Ooooy... way to give this all a bad name, this isn't helping my case at ALL.

Oh, and check your telegrams. I was actually wrong, HBO isn't owned by Turner Broadcasting. However, CNN, Cartoon Network, Turner Classic Movies, the Superstation, TNT, Turner South, and Boomerang are, so no one can claim those.

And one more thing! You as a nation can't buy a corporation like that. You can influence them to place a HQ in your country with money, or you can have one of your government-owned corporations buy them. But you, as a national government, can not directly buy a corporation.))
IDF
09-04-2004, 04:34
I would like to purchase broadcast rights since I need to watch South Park. Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You *******s.

OCC: Did anyone see the episode this week. I love the tap dance disaster.
IDF
09-04-2004, 04:34
I would like to purchase broadcast rights since I need to watch South Park. Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You *******s.

OCC: Did anyone see the episode this week. I love the tap dance disaster.
IDF
09-04-2004, 04:34
I would like to purchase broadcast rights since I need to watch South Park. Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You *******s.

OCC: Did anyone see the episode this week. I love the tap dance disaster.