Rastafarian Dudes
08-04-2004, 18:37
Good afternoon this is your news anchor Halei Babbaganoosh.... This morning at 11:30 am a suspected terrorist in a hot air balloon,
landed in the smokestack of the Rastapower energy plant. The suspect who witnesses say, had over one hundred non refillable cigarette lighters strapped to his body then exploded inside the chimney. Whether he detonated them or they exploded from the heat is unknown. At this time quite a crowd has gathered to veiw the balloon which is still hanging from the stack. We have a camera team at the scene but owing to the fact they left the station without any equipment we can not show any pictures. The parliment has sent an expert on terrorism to the scene... Excuse me we have a statement from the expert, a Mr Snord. " I got no idea what happend he just blowed up, I mean boom, gone. The ballon is mighty pretty though".... Well when we know more we will keep you the people
notified. Now this just in a dog was attacked by a great white shark today off the western shore.....
landed in the smokestack of the Rastapower energy plant. The suspect who witnesses say, had over one hundred non refillable cigarette lighters strapped to his body then exploded inside the chimney. Whether he detonated them or they exploded from the heat is unknown. At this time quite a crowd has gathered to veiw the balloon which is still hanging from the stack. We have a camera team at the scene but owing to the fact they left the station without any equipment we can not show any pictures. The parliment has sent an expert on terrorism to the scene... Excuse me we have a statement from the expert, a Mr Snord. " I got no idea what happend he just blowed up, I mean boom, gone. The ballon is mighty pretty though".... Well when we know more we will keep you the people
notified. Now this just in a dog was attacked by a great white shark today off the western shore.....