NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: I may be newish but I know all the stuff about godmodding etc. However, i think it would be fun to do a n00b style RP in which you can have all the fun of having the biggest nuke in the world and a 50billion person army without being INGORED.

NB. Anyone reading or posting in this thread should respect that this is a Jokey thread and should not think worse of people for what they say.

*Start*

I pressed the button and 1,000,000 nuclear war-heads were set loose. They were destined to touchdown all over the globe within the hour. I went into my meating room were the leades of the world sat on a video screen infront of me. If you dont give me 1,000,000,000,000,000 dollars, I will let my nukes continue and my armies will come and invade all of your nations at once... :D

My anti-everything shield flickers into life and I launch a volley of 1247854145124567856764563465735738356835683933395639639 nukes at you. Also, I water a few pot plants.

My anti-everything shield flickers into life and I launch a volley of 1247854145124567856764563465735738356835683933395639639 nukes at you. Also, I water a few pot plants.

OOC: I like godmodding! Its fun when you can do it without annoying other people, and I wouldn't do it in a normal RP.

Suddenly a mod steps forward and says, "Oh no you don't, if you dare try anything of the sort, i will have to stop you, and you won't like it."

I ignored him for he was a nuisance who was delaying my plans, so I just threw a few really, really upsetting insults at him, such as "shuttup u faggot" and hoped that it would make him leave me alone.

"Now is the time to DESTROY YOU ALL!" I cackled evilly.

OOC: Double post. Blech.

IC: All my nukes land and kill everything but me to bits. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha I win.

Mutations will be on the rise. Your people will be adapting their palates for Blinkys (3-eyed fish), six-legged chickens, and cows with more than two of the usual appendages.. May your puny existence be stomped out by a Godzilla-like creature that consumes radiation and.. and..

IC: All my nukes land and kill everything but me to bits. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha I win.


I just blew everything to bits! Even mutants!

i use my 6000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

"MISSUL LORNCHURS TO BLO U TO HEL"

OOC: LMAO, good one there Hogsweat.

Suddenly a gigantic fissure splits the earth in two.

You all die.

me super soldiers are immune to n00ks!! LOLOLOLOLOL ROFL I WIN LEWSERS!!!31242

IZ LUNCH MI 606T9478TF MEGOA SUPA ILLVANCIBCLE SOLDERS AT JOO NN0OBO!!12 i EATT UR NAME#@$

I ROXIRODSZZZORO JOOR NOOVBZORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

yAY

s4m3 w1t m3!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

1 f1r3 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999 n00ks @ 4ll u n00bs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111

n 1 d3pl0y my 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 tr00p 4rmy t0 pwn j00!

thnx Afrika - i didnt know it would go across teh page!

but ahh I planted the flower of peace so no soldiers will fight and no nukes go off every one just wants to hang out and eat gummy bears and drink coke.

NMOOO!!@132

I PWNZORSZ JOOB ALREADY NOW!!@! jOOO arr DEEADZOZRZ!!!!

I LAunxch my FOOXD AT YGOO NOW^^^*&%$]][

I ATAK AL OF UR NATIONS WIT MAH SOLDEIRS AND 2000 TANKS TAHT HAEV LAESRS TAHT CAN ALSO SHOT DOWN TANK SHELS 3VAN IF THEY HAEV LAESRS11!1!!!1 LOL I ALSO S3ND 50 SQUADRONS 2 3ACH OF UR AREBAESS AND BLOW UP AL UR JETS!11111!1!1!11!1!1111 OMG WTF LOL

PS U CANT DESTROY DA TANKS B/C THEYRE ARMOR IS TITANIUM

but ahh I planted the flower of peace so no soldiers will fight and no nukes go off every one just wants to hang out and eat gummy bears and drink coke.


I KCICK BRIZTCH COLUBIA IN THE BUMM!$354

OMGLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOSTFU!!@#$
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

m3 1gn0r3s ur fl0w3r! d3n 1 n00k j00! n pwn joo!

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I think I'm enjoying myself too much in this thread. :roll:

y3ssssssssss!!!!!11111

I mean, yes. :D

OOC: Lemme give this a try.

IC:

1 t4k3 4ll 328095709284375984307509763209865 0f my UBER` tr00pz n' n00kio joor azz3$ th3n 9843217582346 C0n C4rN3 misss phly 4ll ober

(Alrighty then, my nation isnt afected by your "weapons" because I got an ignore cannon :P)

OMFG U GUYZ SUXORZZZZ

I AM 133+ AND I SEND OUT MY SUPER 133+ ARMY TO ATTAXT ALL OF U LAMERZZZ

MY SOLDIERZ ALL HAVE NUCLEAR GRANADES AND BLACK HOLE FUSION QUANTAM GUNZZZ AND THEY ALL HAVE A SUPER SHIELD INFINITY PLUS 1

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

ALL UR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

IF U DONT SURRENDER I WILL BLOW UP THE WORLD

but the flower think of the flowers damit!! Thats it I'm sending a delegate you better watch yourself I have allys you know, and they have allys and terrorists and lots of planes and ya I'm gonna get you, stomping on my flowers *sniffel*

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H3y, y0u c4n7 d0 7h47 1m n0w r451ng my 5up3r 5h13ld5 wh1h w1ll 570p 4ny7h1ng c0m1ng 1n70 my n4710n bu7 l375 57uff g0 0u7 n0w 1m l4unch1ng 941212463213442121000000 nuk35 47 y0u 3n71r3 n4710n b00m y0ur 4ll d34d h4h4h4h4h4h4 1 w0n

H3y, y0u c4n7 d0 7h47 1m n0w r451ng my 5up3r 5h13ld5 wh1h w1ll 570p 4ny7h1ng c0m1ng 1n70 my n4710n bu7 l375 57uff g0 0u7 n0w 1m l4unch1ng 941212463213442121000000 nuk35 47 y0u 3n71r3 n4710n b00m y0ur 4ll d34d h4h4h4h4h4h4 1 w0n

H3y, y0u c4n7 d0 7h47 1m n0w r451ng my 5up3r 5h13ld5 wh1h w1ll 570p 4ny7h1ng c0m1ng 1n70 my n4710n bu7 l375 57uff g0 0u7 n0w 1m l4unch1ng 941212463213442121000000 nuk35 47 y0u 3n71r3 n4710n b00m y0ur 4ll d34d h4h4h4h4h4h4 1 w0n

HAHAHAAHAHAHA U R A LAMER f00!!!!

I AM DA ONLY ONE WIT SUPER SHIEELDZ

SO STFU I ALREADY n00KED UR COUNTRY AND I GAVE THEM ALL EBOLA VIRUS AND PUT CYANYDE IN DERE WATER SUPPLYZ

HAHAHA

I NOW SEND EBOLA VIRUS MONKEYZ ALL OVER DA WORLD

W00T!!!!

I sit in my pod and press the button. I watch as the universe implodes infront of me killing everyone. Luckily I have escaped through a freak portal in time,space and the 4th dimention. Then just for the fun of it, i chuck 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 x 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^9999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Nukse into the dying universe. Everyone is dead/green .
:oops:

Unless...

I sit in my pod and press the button. I watch as the universe implodes infront of me killing everyone. Luckily I have escaped through a freak portal in time,space and the 4th dimention. Then just for the fun of it, i chuck 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 x 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^9999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Nukse into the dying universe. Everyone is dead/green .
:oops:

Unless...

HAHAHAHA I BROXE YOUR DIMENSION MACHINE INSTEAD OF DESTROYING EVERYONE ELSE U GOTS TELEPORTED INTO A DESTROYED DIMENSION AND U DIE BECAUSE ALL YOUR NUKES BLEW UP IN YOUR FACE AND I STOLE UR SUPER SHIELD TO COMBINE WITH MY SUPER SHIELD INFINITY PLUS ONE TO MAKE A SUPER SUPER SHIELD INFINITY PLUS INFINITY SO I AM UNSTOPABEL

MEANWHILE I WIN AND I TAKE OVER DA UNIVERSE HAHAHAHA THEN I NOOK EVERYONE

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