NationStates Jolt Archive


Noob Nations-We Have a Deal for You!

08-04-2004, 02:59
Greetings from the High Priest and the Spiritual Assembly;

To all noob or new nations, the Holy Catholic Gnostic Empire extends a hand of friendship and propose a mutaually beneficial situation.
We are a spiritually and ethically grounded region, who embrace the traditional values of Chivalry. One of those values is the protection, if necessary, of the weak and oppressed from unrighteous, evil people. We know often that noob nations get picked apon by rouge, unethical states that enjoy attacking noobs for no reason.
The Holy Catholic Gnostic Empire invites you to join us in what we are calling the Noobian Alliance-a mutual defense pact that promises signatured of the pact our aid in case of attack by unrighteous evildoers. It is not necessary to actually JOIN the Holy Catholic Gnostic Empire, though you may do so if you wish.
The Noobian Alliance benefits both of us-it gived you the protection from the evil ones who would do you harm, and strengthens our hand as well.
Those who chose to join the Holy Catholic Gnostic Empire must hold strong spiritual values, beleive in democracy and pledge tolerance and respect for all religions, irregardless, unless they break our Constitution.
It is the Holy Catholic Gnostic Empires desire to spread the light of Faith and the firm foundation of Beleif in a Higher Power to the four corners of the world. Only with such a foundation may this troubled world find peace, both within and without.
08-04-2004, 03:40
What if your a evil nation but your opressed by good nations?
New Vladivostok
08-04-2004, 03:44
And why should we try and bring peace to this troubled world? :twisted:
Argheraal
08-04-2004, 04:08
N00bs are the ones that are attacked because they bring it down on themselves.. on he other hand.. NEWBIE nations get along well with the rest and are willing to learn and do things right.. You should check things first.. no Nation is attacked without reason the bigger nations.

There's a difference between a N00b and a Newbie..
The Zoogie People
08-04-2004, 04:10
No, of course not, unless the bigger nations feel like flaunting their power, in which case we find reasons.
IDF
08-04-2004, 04:27
I will join it
IDF
08-04-2004, 04:27
I will join it
Dontgonearthere
08-04-2004, 04:31
I annex everybody who posts in this thread 'cause its author isnt wearing matching socks.
>_>
<_<
What? Its a reason!
*runs away*
West Scotland
08-04-2004, 04:33
Haha you posted in this thread. I annex you.

*Points to a trash can.

I annex that, too. ;)
Bereza
08-04-2004, 04:54
if i were a new nation, i'd be offended at the idea of being in an alliance that called itself "n00bian".

anyway, heh...can I join?
Dontgonearthere
08-04-2004, 05:30
*annexes your brain*
Mmmm...brain
*eats*
10-04-2004, 18:46
I will join it

The Spiritual Assembly unanimously accepts and you are now a signature to the Noobian Alliance. Welcome aboard!
10-04-2004, 18:47
if i were a new nation, i'd be offended at the idea of being in an alliance that called itself "n00bian".

anyway, heh...can I join?

Yes, again, the Spiritual Assembly unanimously voted to let you in. Welcome aboard!
Kriegorgrad
10-04-2004, 18:59
(Damn theres a shepard defending the flock.

What?

Err nothing :)