NationStates Jolt Archive

Today a UFO crashed in the Lappland Province.

It was collected at 03:56 AM, on the UFO there were three bodies.

One "female"
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One "Male"
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And a baby

http://www.brainstrain.alienphoto.iwarp.com/alienbaby.jpg


the baby are alive and we are giving him artifical "food" or neutrition.

We'll return later with more info.

Wow, aliens, huh? Too bad they didn't land in my nation, our walruses would have eaten them before anyone found them anyways. HAHA. Farewell friends. . .

Aliens, wow, wierd. Some of my people saw a bright light last night, maybe that was it.

creepy baby...I HATE IT!

Juumanistra is interested in how you were able to keep the offspring alive; given its different physiology, how do you know that terrestrial food isn't poisoning it? Or that's its nutritional needs are anywhere close to that of a human? We assume you've determined that it's carbon based; even our xenobiologists don't fully comprehend how silicate based life would function.

Why are you posting this like it's news???

Aliens have been living amongst our peoples for over 30 years of our 124 year internationally-recognized existence.

There is now 17 adult males and 19 adult females whilst 29 babies grow and another 11 are on the way from a few of the females.

They were officially named "Berfo" (bur-foo) because "ber" means "hair" and "fo" means "lack of".

We were considering not telling the international community about this at one point because we were afraid that some of the larger countries would want of piece of them but we're coming out now and we're not prepared to give them up. They like it here and they are adapting to our environment and language.

We are set to soon send 3 humans, 2 males and 1 female, to their planet which has been named "CM IV" in western tradition, "Canis Minor Four" (The fourth planet of the star, Canis Minor). The Berfo seem to like calling it "Yeyzar" which does sound a lot like "Jesus" which inherently freaked us out.

The aliens are carbon-based and are human-like in size.

I think that is enough information for now.

*Steps out of time machine, grabs aliens, gets back in*

Juumanistra is interested in how you were able to keep the offspring alive; given its different physiology, how do you know that terrestrial food isn't poisoning it? Or that's its nutritional needs are anywhere close to that of a human? We assume you've determined that it's carbon based; even our xenobiologists don't fully comprehend how silicate based life would function.


We are keeping the offspring in a Co2 tube.
It dosen't "eat" anything. It is just jelling the words.

"Ritakonta Atihi"

And it's cryning very intence. We have mesured 89 dB

A vessel appears over the research center
"Many thanks for keeping the infant alive. We wish to retake our bretheren and their bodies"

A vessel appears over the research center
"Many thanks for keeping the infant alive. We wish to retake our bretheren and their bodies"

Ehum, Modern RP.

No supernatural Alien Nations pleaze.

Ooc: Ok. Good luck btw.

Ooc: Ok. Good luck btw.

thanks, and no offence :wink:

I wonder if they are edible...

Have you performed any tests on these aliens, have they tried to communicate with you?

My nation would be most interested in lending a helping hand. We will supply all our own resources and develop necessary technology over the next 2 years.

Would your nation be interested in our involvement?

We are not in this for our economic state, all we want is to help the future of this world out by making friends with our galactic counterparts.