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The government owned company Possessed Corporation has recently developed BomberinaboX. BomberinaboX is a weapon that will revolutionize warfare.

So, what is it? BomberinaboX is walking bomb designed and programmed to look and act like a human (Note: Advanced package gives you the option to make it look like a specific person). It can be controlled and detonated remotely and also has a self-destruct function.

Your BomberinaboX is built to order and is delivered to you in an armored vehicle.

PACKAGE 1: Starter

http://www.blume.dircon.co.uk/jack/bomber1.jpg

Quantity: 1
Look customization: Gender.
Blast radius: 1 meter.
Remote control radius: 100 meters.
Cost: 500,000 USD



PACKAGE 2: Intermediate

http://www.blume.dircon.co.uk/jack/bomber2.jpg

Quantity: 1
Look customization: Gender. Age. Skin colour. Hair.
Blast radius: 1.5 meters.
Remote control radius: 500 meters.
Cost: 1,000,000 USD



PACKAGE 3: Destroyer

http://www.blume.dircon.co.uk/jack/bomber3.jpg

Quantity: 1
Look customization: Gender. Age. Skin colour. Hair. Any other specific details. (Agree on purchase)
Blast radius: 2.5 meters.
Remote control radius: 1km.
Cost: 10,000,000 USD


NOTE: 10% discount for bulk purchases of over 50.

Please state customizations on order if appropriate.

I'd love to buy one. Could i buy the cheapest one male. Thanks


The Forbidden Ocean

Forbidden Ocean

That will be 500,000 USD

Order confirmed.

Very nice concept... would you be willing to sell it to us for, say, a cool $5 billion?
Should you accept this offer, Resi Corp will take over production of purchased product and will have sales rights of said product. All production and sales shall be from that point on exclusivly done by the Resi Corporation. Violators will be sued.

The Dominion of Kotterdam is enforcing an arms embargo on the Forbidden Ocean due to their recent acts of instability. We request that Possessed Bunnies rescind its sale, and not transfer any further military hardware to this nation until future notice. For your troubles, we will pay for the walking bomb, and give you an additional $100,000 USD for your troubles.

Hon. Sandra Berezhin
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Dominion of Kotterdam

Sorry Kotterdam, the order has been completed.

The Resi Corporation, 5 billion is slightly underpriced, I would sell you everything including current stock for 7.5 billion.