NationStates Jolt Archive

the grand master, High priest of the serpent and wielder of the staff of a thousand fangs has masterminded a brilliant plan for all of you who hate the democratic presidents that try to tell us what to do UNITE and rebel against all enemys

if a country in the union is attacked all other countrys must aid them in any way possible and apart from that there are not many other requirements apart from must not be democratic.

so join your fellows in mutual hate of all things fair and equal join the A.D.U the Anti Democratic Union you know you want to. :twisted:

Although the nation of Tobacystan claims it is democratic. We have a strong hatred of capitalist regimes and political freedoms in our country are few.

If you accept the way Tobacystan is. We will gladly join you.

Nice idea, however a powerful alliance with the same idea already exists. Most know it as GDODAD

Although the nation of Tobacystan claims it is democratic. We have a strong hatred of capitalist regimes and political freedoms in our country are few.

If you accept the way Tobacystan is. We will gladly join you.

of course :!: as long as you are prepaired to launch terrorist attacks etc. on demacratic /capatilist countrys well have you

Nice idea, however a powerful alliance with the same idea already exists. Most know it as GDODAD

the more the merrier

Ohh believe me. My nation is well prepared to do that.

Trixia seems a likely candidate. That nation is too strong to invade, but seems ripe for terrorism.

Nice idea, however a powerful alliance with the same idea already exists. Most know it as GDODAD

the more the merrier

I think you misunderstand, im not joining...

Actually, it looks like im probably omewhat you'd target for attacks...im a capitalist democracy....lol

Ohh believe me. My nation is well prepared to do that.

Trixia seems a likely candidate. That nation is too strong to invade, but seems ripe for terrorism.

Trixia you say hmmm :twisted: :twisted: i have recently aquired some suitcase nukes so what do you say to a tragic explosion in a missile deppo just outside a major city

If that happens we'd have to make sure that trixia did not know it was us.

We'd get nuked to a bloody pulp.


OOC: Im off to class ttyl. Peace.

Nice idea, however a powerful alliance with the same idea already exists. Most know it as GDODAD

the more the merrier

I think you misunderstand, im not joining...

Actually, it looks like im probably omewhat you'd target for attacks...im a capitalist democracy....lol

if your capitalist then please go away :evil:

In response to this affront to humanity, we will be launching a strike force if The deadly viper does not stand down it's threat's.

Although we're not a Democratic country, we will not let this open declaration of terrorism go unnoticed.

May God have mercy upon your soul.

Baron Manfred von Hernan
Minister for Foreign Affairs

Bonstocknian High Command

"Lung, get over here. I want a full report on the nation of the deadly viper. I want to know all of the targets in his nation, the topography, geography, and plans of action in case we must act against him."

"Yes, President Adolphus."

Dozens of Bonstocknian spy sattelites peer in on the deadly viper, looking for factories, population areas, governmetn facilities, and military bases. A team of four Bonstocknian Special Services (BSS) agents fly in on a commercial airliner, and start doing reconnaissence on landing beaches and air defenses.

The same is done to Tobacystan.

The international airport in The Deadly Viper's capital.

The 747 jet belonging to Aero-Bonstock Airlines was about to land, approaching the Deadly Viper. BSS agent Karl Matthews looked out the window.

"So this is the Deadly Viper..." he said under his breath.

A voice crackled on the loudspeaker. "Attention passengers, we are making our final approach. Please fasten your seatbelts and return your chairs to the upright position."

It's so simple, Matthews thought. Nothing can stop me.

Noticing that Bonstock is doing reconnaisance on Tobacystan the leader makes a personal phonecall to the Bonstock leader.

"Stay out of our business or suffer the consequences, you are directly threatening my people and I will not tolerate that." The Tobacystan leader then hung up the phone and went to a strip club.

Prepare to be invaded you foul smelling infidels.

Your invading our nations?

What are you gonna do? Take over our dirt?

"all evil, corrupt and psycotic dictatorships unite"

So you can be ground to dust four minutes later.

You know what strikes me as brilliant?You actually make known your plans to attack random,powerful nations..Self-defeating and moronic at once.Lovely.

-In The Flames of Hostility That Become Him,Lord Admiral Gero-

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Traileric Empire

Bla bla bla.

You don't scare me. If you attack, then the terrorist really have won.

My nation being the terrorist.

Noticing that Bonstock is doing reconnaisance on Tobacystan the leader makes a personal phonecall to the Bonstock leader.

"Stay out of our business or suffer the consequences, you are directly threatening my people and I will not tolerate that." The Tobacystan leader then hung up the phone and went to a strip club.

Angered by the Tobactstan leader's hangup, President Gustavus Adolphus calls back. An answering machine asks him to leave a message. He says, "My respectable friend, I do not know what exactly you are talking about. Thousands of nations operate spy sattelites, and there is no way for you to prove that one of ours flew over you."

ooc: You don't really know that the Bonstocknian sattelites are looking at you. Nor do you know that there are agents on the ground. They are, after all, unarmed tourists, though gathering info. Post the topography and location of your country, where the population centers and military bases and what not are, and other things. And you can do the same to me. I'll probably have no use for the info, just wanting to know...

After returning from the strip club the Tobacystan leader was stunned to find he had a message. He pushed the intercom button:

"JULIE I TOLD YOU TO TELL THE VICE PRESIDENT TO HANDLE ALL POLITICAL AFFAIRS WHEN IM AT THE CLUB"

Julie the Chief Secretary/Stripper for Tobacystan leader Marlboro Mild replied "Yes sir I know, but Vice President Bud Weiser is way too drunk to drive let alone manage the country"

After listening to the message the Tobacystan leader took out a cigar in his desk lit it and then pushed the intercom button again.

"Alright let him in"

A prisoner blindfolded walked in with 7 armed guards by his side. A tape recorder was also brought in and started recording.

"Ahh Mr Gustavus I never said anything about spy satellites. But since you assumed I was im guessing your spying on me with them. I was referring to this reconnaisance person that I have comed to learn is a part of your Special Services. I am warning you to stay out of our affairs or you will suffer the consequences. And if you don't believe me that I have caught one, talk to him yourself."

The recorder is then brought to the blindfolded man and he is told to speak.

"PRESIDENT ADOLPHUS YOU HAVE GOT TO CALL OUT THE REST OF THE TEAM NOW, I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY WAYS ONE CAN BE TORCHERED. THEY STICHED MY A-- CRACK UP, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD DO THAT, I CAN'T GO ON MUCH LONGER. PLEASE, HELP ME!"

A gun shot is then heard.

"YOU HAVE MORE SPIES IN MY COUNTRY? THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. PULL THEM OUT NOW OR I WILL GET EVEN. IT IS ALREADY TOO LATE FOR CAPTAIN CONSTIPATION, BUT THE OTHERS WILL BE TORCHERED FAR WORSE WHEN THEIR CAUGHT. AND BELIEVE ME THEY WILL BE."

The recording was then mailed to President Adolphus.



OOC to Bonstock: About the spy satellities and such I figured since Trailers said "You know what strikes me as brilliant?You actually make known your plans to attack random,powerful nations..Self-defeating and moronic at once.Lovely. "

Anything that goes on here is public. Cuz really we were secretly colaborating. Noone lets made known publicly a suitcase nuke. But since you said that that stuff is private that you posted on here then so was our little convo.

Nice idea, however a powerful alliance with the same idea already exists. Most know it as GDODAD

Now Metus!