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I have created the most powerful atomic nuclear bomb seen by man. The bomb is hidden in a vulnerable nation. It was smuggled in across the border from the forbidden ocean out of the region and was carefully set up in an underground chamber in the nation's air base. The bomb is due to go off in 1 week. There is no stopping it unless i have the immediate sum of 900 billion pounds. The nation in the region (not being told) will have the bomb go off unless any nation pays the costs for the nation with the bomb in it.

remember the bomb could be in anyones nations, so it could be yours. I would reccomend that you all pay as soon as possible. That way, no nations are at risk. (and by the way there is absolutely no way of finding this bomb in time. It is deep beneath the earth's crust but has the power to reath the surface and destroy anything in a 10,000 mile radius.

Heres something equally ridiculous. I pay the money, but each coin has enough small pox hidden in it to kill everyone in your nation. Whoops, you dead.

We have sent the money. Do not detonate this device or recrimination will be swift.

The money goes through a process of checking in top secret labs where everybody is in protective clothing. If the money is fake, or has been injected with deadly viruses such as small pox, the bomb goes off

Thank you to underwater asylem

Dont give in to the n00b Underwater Asylum.

We have sent the money. Do not detonate this device or recrimination will be swift.Possibly money landering with a puppet?

We will not let innocents die! Forces have been placed at the ready jsut in case...

Why did you give him money? A nation made 4 days ago can't have nukes, never mind the most powerful one ever made.

Thi is royaly f*****, NE will send its Army Delta Force(specific units to be annonced) to the border of TFO just in case.

Our nation is so scared, we've halted everything we do everyday of our lives.

:roll:

OOC: *quivers* Please don't blow it up!! Sheesh... :roll:

So who's willing to take the first potshots at him?

ME! Every time I go to war, it never works. I'm hoping to use my ADW's...

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"Admiral Miller, Noob at 12 O'Clock"

"Destroy the n00b."

The 20 30" guns aboard the Doujin aim towards the noob and fire IGNORE shells on him, utterly destroying him and erasing the nation completely from the timeline.

***Message Begin ***

Our AI was directed towards Forbidden Oceans nation, our AI has determined that their infrastructure cannot support his claims of the largest nuke on the planet, it has also scoured their military computer networks and found nothing that relates to such a device.. The threat is empty, made by a desperately small nation seeking attention.

We would sugegst the following action

a) Ignore this nation and place restrictions on their trade
b) Destroy this nation as soon as possible. Whilst they are small now, can we ignore the potential future threat?

***End***

That makes no sense. Destroying them before they become a threat...

Fine i admit it.. there is no bomb it was just a distraction whilst i hacked into all of your banks using access codes from your hooked up accounts on websites around the world. I have stolen large sums of money from each of you, added to the money from Under water Asylem. (thank you).
I am now rich. Oh and by the way possessed bunnies, you call me a n00b, but you have only had a nation for 1 day longer than me!

Three B-2 stealth bombers flying high over The Forbidden Ocean dropped literally hundreds of IGNORE bombs on to the capital city. Casualties are expected to be high.

OOC: Oh my god! One trillion dollars! Thats, like, more money than is is the world. Duuude, you are RICH!!!! (sarcasm) :roll: :x

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I don't feel like blowing his nation of the face of the earth. I will just fire an ignore ICBM at him...

Holy Panoly.........are you a fool or something? It makes no sense to destroy a nation who has threatened (however stupidly) other nations with a big ass nuke? so it would be best to wait until he actually has nukes?

I'd rather take someone out before they become a REAL threat.

OCC: BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: :shock: :lol: :o :lol: :roll: :lol: :roll: :wink: :lol: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This is So funny.... :lol:

DGNT Presents:
Private Rambo and Peoples Army General, the Return!

Peoples Army General Says:
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Oh my God Rambo, its a n00b!

Private Rambo says:
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Dear lord, sir! What should we do!

Peoples Army General Says:
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I have no idea. Shall we send a group of thugs to beat the crap out of him?

Private Rambo says:
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Oh, indeed. Ill go break out the Hitler clones.

Hitler:
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All jews must die! Woo! Look at me, I am Nazi! Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee. Death to Communism! Death to All! ALL DIE ALL DIE! But before Jews, Communists and Everybody else comes...n00bs!
*sees n00b*
DIIIEEEEEE!!!
*Thirty Hitler clones hurl themselves at the n00b*

Private Rambo says:
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Yay! Go Hitler!
Oh, sir, it seems that the n00b has sent us a package...it appears to be a waterballon bomb with a radiation symbol on it.

Peoples Army General Says:
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Oh, well, give it to Hitler, he so loves to play his little nuke games. Its why they lost the war, ja'know?

:lol:

*is somewhat disturb by the fact someone made a Hitler smilie, oh well*

Ho,hum

Franco
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Castro:
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Saddam
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Stalin
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Lenin:
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Hitler:
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Hochemin
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Slobodon:
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Mao:
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I appareantly need to update my links, this will be fixed shortly.

Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight. You claim to have DISTRACTED the nations of the WORLD by threatening someone with a bomb you put under THEIR OWN air force base, that you clearly couldn't have had in order to claim to have hacked our national reserves on the basis that... what... we had taken all of our state computer nerds and used them to find a bomb that obviously didn't exist?

Speaking as a teeny, tiny nation that is more than three times your size, I laugh.

I laugh very, very hard.

And I hereby threaten you. :twisted: Small WE may be, but you are a speck by comparison.

...And one more thing before I let you go. Some of you may have heard about a claim by a nation known as the Forbidden Ocean to have placed an incredibly powerful nuclear device somewhere where it would promptly cause massive civilian casualties. This has since been proven a hoax. You may also have heard of an attempt to electronically divert funds from our national banks. Well, before anyone goes running off to check their balances, rest easy.

An attempt was made, but the equipment used was of such low quality compared to the kinds of electronic defenses used by even our smallest bank, and the attack so inept that not so much as a penny has been misplaced. I've spoken with the Prime Minister, and he's meeting with the Minister of National Defense, and they're considering our options with relation to the Forbidden Ocean. The idea being kicked around the most, though, is the concept of placing the Forbidden Ocean's leadership in custody, and deploying peacekeepers until a more stable government can be put into place. The Prime Minister would like to clarify that while an Agent Wildfire response was considered initially, that option was taken off the table as soon as our intelligence organs revealed the true nature of the threat.

Thomas Mayweather
Press Secretary
Dominion of Kotterdam

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Well...





In response to the recent theft of $450 in electronic funds, the Blackguard Table of Representatives approves action against the people of “The Forbidden Ocean”.

We must have this foolish organization brought to justice for its crimes against the Blackguard.

: Searches locations of TFO installations return nothing.

Finally, it is agreed that the next logical course of action is to deliver a deadly biological weapon into the earth’s atmosphere. The terrorists would surely be killed in the resulting plague. The theft would be avenged.

24 hours later three ICBMs are launched from The Blackguard and soar to the upper atmosphere above the pacific. All three successfully detonate, releasing the virus into the upper atmosphere, leaving the earth’s natural air currents to circulate it throughout the world.

Within two weeks of the virus been released, life on earth ceases to exist. Only the silent scream of the empty earth remains, reciting the tragic downfall of mankind.

But the TFO was destroyed. The Blackguard had delivered justice, though they were too dead to appreciate it.





... Is what we would be saying if we had not ignored your hopeless thread.. But wait. We already did.

the holy empire of chatamaran wishes o provide its best priests and vatacan guard to help keep the peace and convert there populace

Dude I swear I've seen this topic...like 1 year ago....holy shit I'm freakin out.