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Greetings from your neighborhood chemical wholesaler, Formaldehyde Fred Co. We are a family owned and operated business, and proud to be such. The 2004 line of quality chemicals is now in and it promises to be a good one. So drop on by our warehouse, or place an order. You will be assured of the top quality harmful chemicals, fresh from the fields, vines, factories, and Iraq. So here we go:

Natural Selections
1. Abrin- $5.00 for 1 lb of powder
2. Ricin- $4.50 for 1 lb of powder
3. Strychnine (New for 2004!)- $7.00 for 1 lb of powder

Blister Agents
4. Mustard Gas (Cheep!)- $2.00 for 12 ounces
5. Lewisite- $2.50 for 12 ounce can

Blood Agents
6. Arsine- $3.00 for 12 ounce can
7. Cyanide (Deadly!)- $4.50 for 1 lb of crystals

Household Chemicals
8. Formaldehyde (The Original!)- $3.00 for 12 ounces
9.Chlorine- $4.00 for 12 ounces

Heavy Metals
10. Arsenic- $4.50 for 12 ounces
11. Mercury (Shiny)- $4.00 for 12 ounces can
12. Thallium- $4.00 for 12 ounces

Nerve Agents
13. Sarin- $5.00 for 12 ounces
14. Soman- $4.50 for 12 ounces
15. Tabun- $4.00 for 12 ounces

Vomiting Agents
16. Adamsite (Great for pranks!)- $3.00


Special offer! Choose any 2 chemicals for $4.00! Any 3 for $6.00! Any 4 for $8.00! Hurry and buy yours now!

Dont you mean Arsenic?

For more information on any of these chemicals check out http://www.bt.cdc.gov/agent/agentlistchem.asp

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