A terrorist RP the Iuthia way.
Iuthia had the wonderful foresight to spot the mistakes that I made in this thread http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3003352#3003352
So I have taken this on bord and have decided to do it his way.
OOC: I thought it was my duty to inform you Phyrric that I am going to commit a terrorist attack against your nation in the next few hours. I will recruit the man from the 22nd Parkside Apartment building his name is ALi UPU RASS. Of course i don't think you will take this opertunity to arrest him as that would be the most sensible way to stop the attack. I am also going to tell you the target so you can put extra security on it to prevent the attack and if it does go through you can accuse me of GODMODDING. It will be the airport with a stinger shooting at Flight 713-h27 to Taiwan and his wife will be in on it too(purhaps you should be sensible. Therre will be a diversionary explosion at the airport terminal so purhaps you should post an army patrol there just on the coinsidence thir will be an attack. If I have missed any details of the attack I will tell you them as soon as I remember.
THIS IS THE IUTHIA WAY OF COMPLETING A SUCCESSFUL TERRORIST ATTACK.
OOC: Well done, you've missed the point of the whole thing and I'm going to enjoy watching Phyrric not bother with the whole thing, seeing as he's probably not interested in RPing with someone who can't grasp simple consepts.
Lets see, first the reason you should talk to Phyrric OOC is to get permission to use his own people against him and to work out the details of the security you are meant to be getting past.
You've miss understood this and you think that by telling Phyrric about your attack OOC will allow him to increase his security, which would be meta-gaming (using OOC knowledge) and thus a good roleplayer wouldn't do it.
You are still not RPing the infiltration in the first place... which was the biggest problem in the first place, a fact you still ignore.
Lets face it, why should Phyrric even bother if you are not bothering to write a thread about how you got into his nation in the first place.
In short, don't bother. He's got more important things to RP and he's not even helping out Credonia, he's helping out Nuevo Kowloon.
imported_Ilek-Vaad
06-04-2004, 15:21
OOC: some people just can't take constructive criticism
Holy panooly
06-04-2004, 15:24
OOC: some people think only perfect things can be fun.
Nimzonia
06-04-2004, 15:26
Some people (apparently) think that everyone should just let the n00bs randomly explode things in their nations.
Holy panooly
06-04-2004, 15:28
OOC: The Real HLF is far from a n00b. It's just a revived nation. Iuthia is always moaning about spelling, grammar and how to write a perfect story on how to enter and plan attacks.
Look I have done it properly now. Times have changed since I was last on NS and I now have adapted. Thank you HP for a time I was worried it was only me that saw how rediculous all this perfection was.
Holy panooly
06-04-2004, 15:30
Just ignore Iuthia until he says something that makes sense
Just ignore Iuthia until he says something that makes sense
Heh, fair enough... I mean if you want to support a guy for not bothering to RP his entry into a nation then thats your choice. But it seems that most nations agree with me...
Swords of Chagal
06-04-2004, 16:44
Just ignore Iuthia until he says something that makes sense
Same goes for you :roll:
Nimzonia
06-04-2004, 17:11
OOC: The Real HLF is far from a n00b. It's just a revived nation. Iuthia is always moaning about spelling, grammar and how to write a perfect story on how to enter and plan attacks.
Age has no bearing on n00bishness. Many 1 day old nations are played by much better RPers than 1 year old nations.
And I'd rather more nations took Iuthia's advice. If you think writing a decent story is too much effort, then why are you RPing in the first place?
I'll admit I comment on too many thread, but if both nations tell me to go away I will leave... it's just that too many nations pull this crap on others. And I'm not about to have my ally take the same crap...
you think writing a decent story is too much effort, then why are you RPing in the first place?
Thanks, thats my point exactly.
Because when I take the trouble to do it you dismiss it for no good reason.
Because when I take the trouble to do it you dismiss it for no good reason.
Actually, each time has a good reason, this thread is broken because you still ignore the problems raised... like doing things properly.
Holy panooly
06-04-2004, 18:12
Just ignore Iuthia until he says something that makes sense
Same goes for you :roll:
Get a life.
Euroslavia
06-04-2004, 19:23
Just ignore Iuthia until he says something that makes sense
Same goes for you :roll:
Get a life.
offensive words do nothing for your reputation. In my opinion, nations need ask the other nation they want to RP with if they will accept an attack. You can't just have a nation,esp. a n00b, saying that they entered your nation and killed thousands of people. I know for a fact that you wouldn't like it either.
You don't have room to talk. At least Iuthia gives suggestions, and doesn't criticize someone for a terrible RP. You are constantly threatening other nations who don't exactly know how to RP at all....can you smell hypocrite?
Think they've heard of the tearm perfectionist HP. It wouldn't suprise me if they're one of those people that combs their hair every 6 seconds and lives in a spotless house terrified of germs. AND TRY AND IMPOSE IT ON EVERY ONE ELSE
Just ignore Iuthia until he says something that makes sense
Same goes for you :roll:
Get a life.
offensive words do nothing for your reputation. In my opinion, nations need ask the other nation they want to RP with if they will accept an attack. You can't just have a nation,esp. a n00b, saying that they entered your nation and killed thousands of people. I know for a fact that you wouldn't like it either.
You don't have room to talk. At least Iuthia gives suggestions, and doesn't criticize someone for a terrible RP. You are constantly threatening other nations who don't exactly know how to RP at all....can you smell hypocrite? Gives suggestions? :? *quotes from Iuthia* 'Another crap RP, Just Ignore it bla bla bal whine whine' Its all you hear from him.
Euroslavia
06-04-2004, 19:33
Just ignore Iuthia until he says something that makes sense
Same goes for you :roll:
Get a life.
offensive words do nothing for your reputation. In my opinion, nations need ask the other nation they want to RP with if they will accept an attack. You can't just have a nation,esp. a n00b, saying that they entered your nation and killed thousands of people. I know for a fact that you wouldn't like it either.
You don't have room to talk. At least Iuthia gives suggestions, and doesn't criticize someone for a terrible RP. You are constantly threatening other nations who don't exactly know how to RP at all....can you smell hypocrite? Gives suggestions? :? *quotes from Iuthia* 'Another crap RP, Just Ignore it bla bla bal whine whine' Its all you hear from him.
Well....if people actually knew how to RP properly, he wouldn't have to say anything. Read the thread, Guide To Terrorism. It's a sticky. That's my suggestion.
imported_Ilek-Vaad
06-04-2004, 20:00
Just ignore Iuthia until he says something that makes sense
Same goes for you :roll:
Get a life.
offensive words do nothing for your reputation. In my opinion, nations need ask the other nation they want to RP with if they will accept an attack. You can't just have a nation,esp. a n00b, saying that they entered your nation and killed thousands of people. I know for a fact that you wouldn't like it either.
You don't have room to talk. At least Iuthia gives suggestions, and doesn't criticize someone for a terrible RP. You are constantly threatening other nations who don't exactly know how to RP at all....can you smell hypocrite? Gives suggestions? :? *quotes from Iuthia* 'Another crap RP, Just Ignore it bla bla bal whine whine' Its all you hear from him.
OOC: you know, there are like a hundred threads on how to RP and not be ignored, Iuthia even pointed out a thread specifically for RPing terrorist attacks. It is not Iuthia's job to TEACH you how to RP, if you don't know, READ, and educate yourself.
I have done tens of terrorist attacks myself. I just haven't come across such a perfectionist before aand so my RPing was generally thought of as good.
Nimzonia
06-04-2004, 20:16
I have to say, the first post in this thread should go down in RP textbooks, as the classic example of someone who just doesn't get it.
Well put it in your classic textbooks and i will put a nuclear device in your country. Comprende My friend?
imported_Ilek-Vaad
06-04-2004, 20:27
OOC: I don't think any of Iuthia's comments were in any way out of the ordinary. I can't believe you've made posts like that in the past and were a.) not ignored and b.) considered a good roleplayer.
Also, I wouldn't threaten Nimzonia, Ilek-Vaad's Black Guard infiltrated and compromised The Real HLF long ago and are prepared to narc out your agents and their plans.
Nimzonia
06-04-2004, 20:35
Well put it in your classic textbooks and i will put a nuclear device in your country. Comprende My friend?
I think the chances of me putting that in a textbook (even though I can't actually be bothered), are considerably higher than the chances of you putting any kind of device in my country. :P
OOC: I don't think any of Iuthia's comments were in any way out of the ordinary. I can't believe you've made posts like that in the past and were a.) not ignored and b.) considered a good roleplayer.
Also, I wouldn't threaten Nimzonia, Ilek-Vaad's Black Guard infiltrated and compromised The Real HLF long ago and are prepared to narc out your agents and their plans. OH my god GODMOD. You can't just say you have infiltrated my country. 'you have to arrange it with me first and only if I say so can you do it.'
Well put it in your classic textbooks and i will put a nuclear device in your country. Comprende My friend?
I think the chances of me putting that in a textbook (even though I can't actually be bothered), are considerably higher than the chances of you putting any kind of device in my country. :P Want to bet on it amigo?
Nimzonia
06-04-2004, 20:41
Well put it in your classic textbooks and i will put a nuclear device in your country. Comprende My friend?
I think the chances of me putting that in a textbook (even though I can't actually be bothered), are considerably higher than the chances of you putting any kind of device in my country. :P Want to bet on it amigo?
Your ability to nuke me is roughly equivalent to my ability to shoot lasers from my eyes.
Well put it in your classic textbooks and i will put a nuclear device in your country. Comprende My friend?
I think the chances of me putting that in a textbook (even though I can't actually be bothered), are considerably higher than the chances of you putting any kind of device in my country. :P Want to bet on it amigo?
OOC: as a big seller of tact nukes and advisor to people trying to sneak nukes into countries for T attacks I will vouch its suprisingly simple to sneak nukes into a country. Basically because security entering the airport is ussually alot tighter then the security after the plane lands and your already in the airport. So even if you just bring in the Nuke they find it in the airport, u can just detonate it and viola mission accomplished.
imported_Ilek-Vaad
06-04-2004, 20:46
OOC: I don't think any of Iuthia's comments were in any way out of the ordinary. I can't believe you've made posts like that in the past and were a.) not ignored and b.) considered a good roleplayer.
Also, I wouldn't threaten Nimzonia, Ilek-Vaad's Black Guard infiltrated and compromised The Real HLF long ago and are prepared to narc out your agents and their plans. OH my god GODMOD. You can't just say you have infiltrated my country. 'you have to arrange it with me first and only if I say so can you do it.'
OOC: wait, I can't do that? That's exactly waht you did? See how absurd that is when I do it, that's exactly how dumb you look when you do it. By the way that was an OOC (Out Of character) meaning that it didn't actually take place. Thank you for proving my point.
Nimzonia
06-04-2004, 20:52
OOC: as a big seller of tact nukes and advisor to people trying to sneak nukes into countries for T attacks I will vouch its suprisingly simple to sneak nukes into a country. Basically because security entering the airport is ussually alot tighter then the security after the plane lands and your already in the airport. So even if you just bring in the Nuke they find it in the airport, u can just detonate it and viola mission accomplished.
I very much doubt you could smuggle a nuke through airport security, onto a commercial flight, and into Nimzonia.
Actually, the main reason he has no chance of succeeding, is because I'll ignore any attacks on me for blatantly OOC reasons, from someone who has no ability to RP.
OOC: I don't think any of Iuthia's comments were in any way out of the ordinary. I can't believe you've made posts like that in the past and were a.) not ignored and b.) considered a good roleplayer.
Also, I wouldn't threaten Nimzonia, Ilek-Vaad's Black Guard infiltrated and compromised The Real HLF long ago and are prepared to narc out your agents and their plans. OH my god GODMOD. You can't just say you have infiltrated my country. 'you have to arrange it with me first and only if I say so can you do it.'
OOC: wait, I can't do that? That's exactly waht you did? See how absurd that is when I do it, that's exactly how dumb you look when you do it. By the way that was an OOC (Out Of character) meaning that it didn't actually take place. Thank you for proving my point. And perhaps you noticed the '...' marks around what I said. It was quoting Iuthia. Thankyou for proving my point.
OOC: I don't think any of Iuthia's comments were in any way out of the ordinary. I can't believe you've made posts like that in the past and were a.) not ignored and b.) considered a good roleplayer.
Also, I wouldn't threaten Nimzonia, Ilek-Vaad's Black Guard infiltrated and compromised The Real HLF long ago and are prepared to narc out your agents and their plans. OH my god GODMOD. You can't just say you have infiltrated my country. 'you have to arrange it with me first and only if I say so can you do it.'
OOC: wait, I can't do that? That's exactly waht you did? See how absurd that is when I do it, that's exactly how dumb you look when you do it. By the way that was an OOC (Out Of character) meaning that it didn't actually take place. Thank you for proving my point. And perhaps you noticed the '...' marks around what I said. It was quoting Iuthia. Thankyou for proving my point.
OOC: as a big seller of tact nukes and advisor to people trying to sneak nukes into countries for T attacks I will vouch its suprisingly simple to sneak nukes into a country. Basically because security entering the airport is ussually alot tighter then the security after the plane lands and your already in the airport. So even if you just bring in the Nuke they find it in the airport, u can just detonate it and viola mission accomplished.
I very much doubt you could smuggle a nuke through airport security, onto a commercial flight, and into Nimzonia.
Actually, the main reason he has no chance of succeeding, is because I'll ignore any attacks on me for blatantly OOC reasons, from someone who has no ability to RP.
OOC: If the country you are departing from iis marginally friendly, or you pay a loader to laod your package without running it through security you could do it. Or have it shipped from an embassy which are not scanned cause of immunity. Theres plenty of ways to go around it disguise it in packaging of a product that would normally leak some radiation.
imported_Ilek-Vaad
06-04-2004, 21:01
OOC: so you still haven't learned anything? I give up.
Thank you Belem purhaps I will take up one of your suggestions.
Dimmimar
06-04-2004, 21:04
OOC:
Terrorists take a lot of RPing skill. I'm not sure the HLF is up to that :roll:
Ask Midonia or Credonia or Aust if I RP properly.
Well bud, you just spent a billion dollars on your secret police, there goes your military budget. Oh, and you cant threaten to bomb another country OOC, we will just ignore your stupidity.
Tiborita
06-04-2004, 21:15
Ask Midonia or Credonia or Aust if I RP properly.
(OOC) You are trying to attack nations that expect a certain level of RP. It is up to you to meet it, or to forget about it.
Nimzonia
06-04-2004, 21:21
OOC: as a big seller of tact nukes and advisor to people trying to sneak nukes into countries for T attacks I will vouch its suprisingly simple to sneak nukes into a country. Basically because security entering the airport is ussually alot tighter then the security after the plane lands and your already in the airport. So even if you just bring in the Nuke they find it in the airport, u can just detonate it and viola mission accomplished.
I very much doubt you could smuggle a nuke through airport security, onto a commercial flight, and into Nimzonia.
Actually, the main reason he has no chance of succeeding, is because I'll ignore any attacks on me for blatantly OOC reasons, from someone who has no ability to RP.
OOC: If the country you are departing from iis marginally friendly, or you pay a loader to laod your package without running it through security you could do it. Or have it shipped from an embassy which are not scanned cause of immunity. Theres plenty of ways to go around it disguise it in packaging of a product that would normally leak some radiation.
This is assuming a lot about Nimzonian policy, not to mention where we accept inbound flights from. You have about as much chance of smuggling in a Death Star via aircraft.
Euroslavia
06-04-2004, 21:47
Ask Midonia or Credonia or Aust if I RP properly.
Like I said, read the Guide To Terrorism to get a few pointers on how to RP properly. No offense, but Aust isn't exactly the best RP'er out there....
imported_Ilek-Vaad
06-04-2004, 23:55
OOC: Aust, heehee, like the time he launched 5,000,000 jet fighters
Ask Midonia or Credonia or Aust if I RP properly.
Like I said, read the Guide To Terrorism to get a few pointers on how to RP properly. No offense, but Aust isn't exactly the best RP'er out there.... Fine but first I want to hear you say Midonia and Credonia are crap RPers