NationStates Jolt Archive

we have created a mini nuke grenade desinged to have a radioactive half life of 4 minutes 1 million for a bomb

:D should make a bomb on that :D

maybe you should make a bomb that would make you spell better?

The Dominion of Ashtria wishes to know if you are going to make a longer lasting radioactive bomb?

but it will cost 15 times the price of our clean nuke

The Dominion of Ashtria can afford it. However, we will require video evidence of its full potential before we consider any transaction

care to let me fire 5 'phoenix' class nuclear misiles in to ure nation

Such an action would be a waste of material as we have orbital defence stations that would neutralise any threat to us. However, there is a nation called Ywu in my region that do nothing but blow themselves up in protest against our way of life. Drop one near them and we shall be able to see it.

Aside from the reality you could never make a nuke that small anyway...WTF is the practical use of a nuclear grenade? Remember, the blast radius should be smaller that the distance a man can actually throw the grenade in the first place.

launched 5 'phoenix' tatical nuclear misliles are fired and impacted into ywu's capital citty

errrr.....yeah...you do that :?

Unless of course the guy who throws it sacrifices himself for the greater good??

Well...himself and most of his battalion.

Ahhhh! The result is a most effective, if rather dazzling. 8)

ooc it is a kamakaze weapon mainly used as the last resort ooc so u will buy em

Who the f**k is launching nuclear weapons into my capital city???

We lost 11,000 anti-nuclear protesters!!!!!!!!!!!

we do not know

we will take two ns years to consider it

Supreme General Ashman on the Dominion of Ashtria would be happy to purchase 5 nuclear weapons from you. Please inform us of your price and we will either wire the money to you, or have it sent in suspicious looking black briefcases. Whichever you prefer. :)

I will take one at present (for sampling on a country I have not decided on yet). *money wired apon confirmation*

The people of Ywu WILL find out who did this!! :x

We shall start by blaming Ashtria!!!

we dont sell to terrorists and anshtia briefcases contaning 76 million usds

I know you don't so is my order confirmed?

We have filled 38, 8 inch thick, black briefcases with 76 million dollars in used, non-sequentially marked dollar bills. They are being flown to you in a scramjet and should be with you in 8 seconds.

The people of Ywu WILL find out who did this!! :x

We shall start by blaming Ashtria!!!


Did you actually SEE any missiles launched from us? Pull yer finger out of your ass BEFORE you start pointing it!!!!

Doesn't matter! We are a peaceful people. We shall not lower ourselves to the level of barbarism by employing violence to solve this.


We shall rebuild our great city and be united by this act of terrorism

if they will be used on cavilans i cant sell 'en to ya

we will help

I won't use them on civillians so can I purchase one?

prove it by declaring war on New--Lorien