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Supreme General Ashman of the Dominion of Ashtria has announed today the opening of our 20TH cloning facility. We now have 900 million clones available for dispatch to any nation.

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Please consult the specifications below before placing your order:

Lemming - cL

Description:
The cheapest clone class. Ususally grown with only enough interlect to walk, run and not dodge bullets. Useful in getting your enemy to use up most, if not all of their ammunition. Also effective as human shields.

Intelligence: 1/10
Stamina: 3/10
Strength: 3/10

PRICE: $10 million per 20 clones


Canon Fodder - cCF

Description:
Similar to above, but trained to use assault rifles. Just point them in the direction of your opponent and they will run and shoot until they are dead. Effective for depleting opposition's ammo and random shooting of enemy infantry.
Ineffective against an enemy that has mixed in with friendlies. cCFs just shoot in the direction they are told to, no matter who is standing there.

Intelligence: 5/10
Stamina: 4/10
Strength: 4.5/10

PRICE: $10 million per 10 clones


Heavy Cannon - cHC

Description:
This is a military unit clone with the skills to effectivly opperate heavy artillary units such as SAMs, missile silos, tanks etc. Highly intelligent with excellent hand to eye coordination

Intelligence: 7/10
Stamina: 7/10
Strength: 8/10

PRICE: $10 million per 5 clones


CURRENT COMPLIMENT:

cL: 400,000
cCF: 300,000
cHC: 200,000
If you have any queries, please ask.
If you have any critisims, we don't wanna know!!!

The Military Dictatorship of Bobghanistan would like to purchase 100,000 Cannon Fodder Clones. Total cost $100 Billion

Payment has been despatched in unmarked, used, non-sequential bills packed into suitcases.

El Presidente Bobski, Bobghanistan

Your payment has been received and counted. All 100,000 cCFs are being crammed into 3 uranium fueled slave ships and should arrive at your boarders shortly.

Additional: As much as we appreciate the 'physical' method of payment, would it be at all possible not to use denominations that look like they have just ben printed. Thankyou.

We now have an updated compliment:

CURRENT COMPLIMENT:

cL: 900,000
cCF: 750,000
cHC: 500,000
If you have any queries, please ask.


We have now made clones of all different ethnic races. Please quote your preference when ordering.

OOC: Before anyone accuses me of being 'racist', need I remind you all that there are many countries in the world where white people are NOT in the majority.

Could i order 100,000 Lemming - cL for traffic warden purposes? It should be a significant improvement in terms of intelligence.

Can i pay in stamps?

Cloning is immoral and wrong! We demand this be ceased now!.

OOC

Aren't they a little pricey compared to human soldier.

Cloning is immoral and wrong! We demand this be ceased now!.

Our entire military is made up of Sentinels, our clone brand of soldier.

I have been authorised by the Ruling Council of Hirgonia Exestimus to commission a substantial army. We will be requiring 3 million troops within 12 weeks, and a further 7 million within 8 months.

The DNA specifications of the clones will be send to you via Imperial Courier within the week, the courier will also have a 10% deposit.

Th DNA specifications must be met exactly. We will be sending a Genitic Specialist to check the quality of the Troops.

Hirgonia Exestimus thanks you for your service.

The Federation very strongly doubts that such a young country, such as yourself, has the funds to procure such an army.

Where the funds for this Army comes from are of no concern to you.
Hirgon is the diplomatic center for a much larger Empire. You will be paid in full. Please send invoice with full amount.

The Empire thanks you again.

Is this RPG or what?
I know it may sound stupid but I am a newbie so I'm confused :?:

Yes this is RPG.

Eastern Britain: 100,000 Lemming clones have been secured in seperate cryogenic compartments and will be shipped out to you in 10 ferries upon receipt of your payment. Stamps are only acceptable so long as they get me a discount at KFC! :)

Droondrala: Just how will your TINY nation be able to back up your demands? Just keep to yourself and The Dominion of Ashtria and the Grand Alliance will 'forget' about your mis-guided outburst.

Jeruselem: If you take into account that cloned soldier can be 'programmed' to be absolutely obedient, no matter what, I think it is quite reasonable.

Hirgon We shall immediately initiate clone growth as soon as your specifications have been received. Since you have requested a large order of top quality clones, we shall generously offer you a discount. Please provide the total cost for your order as my one and only calculator is too small.

Cam III would like to purchase 100,000 Cannon Fodder Clones. Total cost $100 Billion.

*Money wired on comformation*

Thank you

Your order is confirmed and payment is received.

100,000 Cannon Foddar Clones are being encased within self-sustaining support modules and will be flown to you via Ashtrian Scramjet Airpost. Your complete order will arrive in 10 seconds.

Thankyou

The Council of Hirgonia Exestimus has confered with me and they beleive that a discount of 40% would be acceptable due to the size of the order.

If the Specifications are meet to a good standard the Empire will consider using your service agian, for say another 10 million troops within the next year.

The first order of 3 million troops at the price of $2 million each with the 40% discount included will come to $2,100,000,000.

The DNA structure we require you to implant into the Clones is as follows:

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The 10% Deposit on the first installment of troops is being wired to you in an encoded transmission following this message.

"Hirgonia Exestimus National Tresuary - An amount of $210,000,000 is being tranfered into your account.
Thank you for using 'Speedy Fund Tranfer' service, a member of Hirgonia Exestimus National Treasury"

Your deposit is received and cell growth has commenced with your desired specifications.

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1 million troops will be dispatched to you via our Ashtrian Scramjet Postal Service within the week.

Once the rest of your payment has been received, we shall despatch the rest. Thankyou for choosing our custom growth imporium.

Supreme General Ashman of the Dominion of Ashtria

"Fear is Power"

I apologise for the delay in communication.

I've been in intensive negotiations with the Colonel and he has agreed to make the stamps valid for KFC purchases although it cant be used in conjuction with NUS/Armed Services dicounts. The Colonel is organising his army of homing chickens to deliver them along with a complimentary
veneta.

R3MOTHAFUNKA has been creating clones for over a year now. We have a 4 billion+ cloned military.

R3MOTHAFUNKA has been creating clones for over a year now. We have a 4 billion man cloned military.

R3MOTHAFUNKA has been creating clones for over a year now. We have a 4 billion+ cloned military.

do you want a parade?

Eastern Britain: Your payment has been received and promptly consumed! :D Once you have received your clones, do NOT expose them to the colour red for the first 3 hours. This has an unfortunate effect of causing a psycotic mentality, which could result in severe death! After the time limit, they will be okay.

R3MOTHAFUNKA: Its all very well you repeating yourself 3 times that you have had clones for a year, but that is all you are doing. I'm actually selling mine. :P

monkey

i desire five hundred thousand lemmings and 300,00 cannon fodders. we will paywhatever the correct price is for these.

i desire five hundred thousand lemmings and 300,00 cannon fodders. we will paywhatever the correct price is for these.

i desire five hundred thousand lemmings and 300,00 cannon fodders. we will paywhatever the correct price is for these.

sorry my pc froze and i clicked submit too many times

The Empire of Validon will purchase 1 million cHC clone warriors. This brings the total cost to $2,000,000,000,000. The payment will be wired to your country's account upon confirmation of our order.

Therealsovietunion: Total cost is $550,000,000,000. Once payment is confirmed, we will send your purchase.

Validon: Your order has been confirmed. We will send you your clones within the next two days via Global Ashtrian Scramjet. Thankyou for your purchase

Therealsovietunion: Total cost is $550,000,000,000. Once payment is confirmed, we will send your purchase.

Validon: Your order has been confirmed. We will send you your clones within the next two days via Global Ashtrian Scramjet. Thankyou for your purchase

Cloning is immoral and wrong! We demand this be ceased now!.

A little small to be making demands aren't we? Just to make sure that you don't do anything foolish, the Bobghan Navy has stationed a small carrier task force off of your coast, where it will remain for as long as we deem fit.

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