NationStates Jolt Archive


The R.I.A.A Takes REAL Action against illegal downloading...

05-04-2004, 03:05
[CNN]

"In an amazing display of authority within the music community, the R.I.A.A has begun killing only the young boys who illegally download music from the internet."

The reporter walked near a tree with a boy in just socks was lynched.

"As you can see, they have begun killing in all sorts of ways. The United States military has signed a two year contract with the R.I.A.A and has lent them the following:

300 M1A2 Battle Tanks
200 AH-64D Apache Attack Helicopters
2,000 Marines

To aid their quest to stop illegal downloading. The soldiers are ravaging homes of the suspected downloaders and as this poor child has experienced, killing them. This is Ivana Humpalot, from CNN. Back to you."
05-04-2004, 03:22
OOC:

Ignored
Monte Ozarka
05-04-2004, 04:02
*drops newly developed IGNORE nuke out of b-52*

KABLOOIE!

ooc: from the weapons that appear to be employed, you expect the young boys d/l'ing music to be defending themselves with what? TOW missiles? RPG's? tanks? hardly... :roll:
Diminix
05-04-2004, 04:11
roflmao!

that's funny... :lol:
The Resi Corporation
05-04-2004, 04:13
((OOC: I'd give you a bunch of crap about using the CNN name, because we own CNN, but the fact is I'm ignoring this. Why? There is no U.S. in NationStates, and your RPing sucks.))
Fluffywuffy
05-04-2004, 04:14
The Empire, in view of this madness, has begun airdropping TOW missles, AK-47s, grenades, and porn magazines into The only RIAA
Diminix
05-04-2004, 04:14
((OOC: I'd give you a bunch of crap about using the CNN name, because we own CNN, but the fact is I'm ignoring this. Why? There is no U.S. in NationStates, and your RPing sucks.))


:lol: That was dumb lol

*uses cnn in diminix*
New Kingman
05-04-2004, 04:18
you have been
http://www.schrelb.de/downloads/nuke-bg.jpg


IGNORED
Soviet Haaregrad
05-04-2004, 04:33
Ignored.
Transnapastain
05-04-2004, 04:37
her,e i got a pic for ya


http://picserver.org/view_image.php/LYLY1621SD5H/picserver.jpeg

but if i find any RIAA operatives anywhere near my nation...yeah....you're dead
Jarridia
05-04-2004, 05:06
LOL! Even when I first started I wasn't this stupid. LOL

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

IC:

On a more serious note...don't kill civilians....(even if this is a really poorly devised RP) If you continue I will have no choice but to invade your....*laughs*...nation


President Branam of Jarridia
Nimzonia
05-04-2004, 05:11
300 M1A2 Battle Tanks
200 AH-64D Apache Attack Helicopters
2,000 Marines

What are the marines for? Are you conducting an amphibious assault against them or something? :P
Farfetched prospect
05-04-2004, 05:12
300 M1A2 Battle Tanks
200 AH-64D Apache Attack Helicopters
2,000 Marines

What are the marines for? Are you conducting an amphibious assault against them or something? :P

Well...if the person is in a beach house :roll:
Jarridia
05-04-2004, 05:12
300 M1A2 Battle Tanks
200 AH-64D Apache Attack Helicopters
2,000 Marines

What are the marines for? Are you conducting an amphibious assault against them or something? :P


They are attacking from the bathrooms and kitchen sinks....oh my!
05-04-2004, 05:13
300 M1A2 Battle Tanks
200 AH-64D Apache Attack Helicopters
2,000 Marines

What are the marines for? Are you conducting an amphibious assault against them or something? :P



He sends them in to kill on "House Boats* used to raid houses.

:P
Juumanistra
05-04-2004, 05:14
Actually, this gives me an idea...

*goes off to create a puppet*
Kotterdam
05-04-2004, 05:14
As of 0008 hours, Dominion City time, on today, April 5th, the Dominion of Kotterdam has frozen and seized any and all assets of the RIAA and all subsidiary organizations within Dominion territory. Furthermore, we stand ready to render military aid to any nation beset by this brutal organization. We consider the tactics used by the RIAA to be no better than terrorism, and will respond to them as such. Even a single death of a Dominion citizen at the hands of the RIAA will result in the strongest possible retaliation. Thank you, and good night.

Thomas Mayweather
Press Secretary
Dominion of Kotterdam
Fluffywuffy
05-04-2004, 05:39
The Empire, in view of this madness, has begun airdropping TOW missles, AK-47s, grenades, and porn magazines into The only RIAA
Monte Ozarka
05-04-2004, 06:28
300 M1A2 Battle Tanks
200 AH-64D Apache Attack Helicopters
2,000 Marines

What are the marines for? Are you conducting an amphibious assault against them or something? :P

Well...if the person is in a beach house :roll:

...and has a VERY large military budget to build very extensive defenses. heck you could take normandy w/that number of tanks...
Kay Son
05-04-2004, 06:37
Any military intrusion on PRKS soil will be met with extreme prejudice.