NationStates Jolt Archive

http://home.swipnet.se/roland/graphics/pravda.gif

All around Malatose,Gas Prices have skyrocketed..no reason is known why prices have reached over $3.10.The Soviet Minister of Foreign Affairs placed the blame on the current war in the Middle East and was quoted as to say. "If Whittier cant do any better over there,The Soviet Army must and will step in".

(Secret telegram to Soviet Malatose. His eyes only.)

[code:1:142101a23b]The Arab Socialist Republic of Al Anbar.

From: Minister of Foreign Affairs Abdul Rahman al-Samarra
To: Soviet Malatose Government

Bismillah ir-Rahman ir-Rahim.

To the good people of Soviet Malatose:

We understand your current oil situation and predicament that your government is currently in. We wish to point out, that no matter what the criminal mercenary Whittier says, he will lose the war of aggression against the Muslim people. The Muslim people worldwide have united to defend Al Anbar from the aggressive attacks of Whittier. We now have over 475,000 men that have come worldwide to our aid after the despicable attacks on the holy city of Mecca.

I will come down to the real reason of this letter: you give Al Anbar your political, moral, and financial support and in turn, we will supply Soviet Malatose with all of its oil needs at very low prices after this conflict is over.

We await your response.[/code:1:142101a23b]

OCC: SOunds like something Russia did with Iraq lol.

In completely unrelated news, a leaked memo from the director of Shildonian Intelligence Agency appeared in the Evad Post today, stating that new intelligence suggests that a previously unknown terrorist group had acquired a number of Exocet missiles, which may be used in attacks against shipping, and given some nations reliance on overseas oil, vessels transporting oil may be prime targets for attack. The memo goes on to warn of the hige environmental damage that may be caused by such an attack, particularly with regard to fishing.
The report will doubtless be picked up by other news outlets around the world.

Secret IC:


[code:1:01e4297732]To: Al Anbar
From: Soviet Malatose Government

The Soviet Government will give you our moral support and some moral support in this conflict.Although we do not support your imperialist ways,we will however give you all of our support in the conflict after the attack on the holy city of Mecca.

With your permission,We ask to send 3 Soviet Infantry Divisions and 2 Soviet Motorized Infantry Divisions and 1 Soviet Armor Division[/code:1:01e4297732]

Suckers. Screw oil - why not use hydrogen? Isochronous' oil consumption for transport is down to 5%. We also export hydrogen at 95c a barrel.

Suckers. Screw oil - why not use hydrogen? Isochronous' oil consumption for transport is down to 5%. We also export hydrogen at 95c a barrel.

bump

Isochronous also sells the technology to help underdeveloped nations to implement a real, cheap, clean and efficient fuel source into their societies: hydrogen.

Roll up!

We should really BUMP up our oil prices.