NationStates Jolt Archive


Ashtrian Cloning Facility - Clone Growth

Ashtria
04-04-2004, 22:48
Supreme General Ashman is pleased to announce the first batch of clones have grown succesfully and are being stored in chriogenic capsules, pending skill insertion.

For any nation who would like to purchase clones for any reason, we can now grow them to order.
The Horned Rat
04-04-2004, 22:50
How much does it cost for one, and how long for production. Is your enetic reaserch only about humans?
Ashtria
04-04-2004, 22:56
We have only one cloning facility at this time. At the moment we only have Lemming clones, i.e clones that are used as human shields. Useful for protecting high ranking governing bodies.

One clone costs $2.5 million
Ashtria
04-04-2004, 23:01
I would like to add that when more clones are grown with more superior skills, the prices will go down. We only have 100 clones in storage at this time.
Apple Zer0
04-04-2004, 23:02
I want 85 clones please.
The Horned Rat
04-04-2004, 23:10
Is there any way to clone an animal, say an elephant ect.?
Ashtria
04-04-2004, 23:16
Apple Zer0: 85 clones are being placed within a self-sealing sheath. They will be dispatched to you upon confirmation of payment by your government. Delivery will take 26 hours. We DO post on a Sunday


*IMPORTANT* You MUST ensure that the environment is below 12 degrees C to guarantee successful re-animation.
Ashtria
04-04-2004, 23:26
Research is currently underway into the process of cloning non-human creatures. There have been promising results after the cloning of 12 chimps, but because our illustrious leader, Supreme General Ashman doesn't like anything from the simion species, they were promptly shot and fed to the poor people :lol:
Apple Zer0
04-04-2004, 23:28
*Payment Wired*
The Horned Rat
04-04-2004, 23:31
How much would it cost to own one of the finished cloning facilities.(not to be able to build more, just to have one) I will give 50-100 billion dollars for one of the facilities.
The Horned Rat
04-04-2004, 23:32
How much would it cost to own one of the finished cloning facilities.(not to be able to build more, just to have one) I will give 50-100 billion dollars for one of the facilities.
Happy Dancing Bunnies
04-04-2004, 23:37
I would like to help you in your clonning project. I already have made my own sort of..super clones...despite the fact that i stole most of the idea from Metal Gear Solid. Although I would like to help you in creating some more powerful clones that are bred just for fighting, telegram me about it if you want any help...im lonely
Ashtria
04-04-2004, 23:41
Apple Zer0: Payment received. Your clones will arrive at your nation in 26 hours.



The Horned Rat: We are nearing completion of our third facility. My government has authorised me to inform you that we cannot sell any cloning facility for less than 250 billion dollars!
Ashtria
04-04-2004, 23:53
We are unable to process any more orders at this time due to closing time. We are usually 24 hours open, but due to socialist protesters disrupting communications, we will be closed for a minimum of 14 hours.

These socialists have subsequently been executed and normal service will resume ASAP :evil: