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The Free Outer Eugenian Ethical Culture Society calls for an international boycott of McCountry and it's leading product, Coked-Up Cola. McCountry is a brutal corporate dictatorship that oppresses its own people and exports brutality overseas along with its products.

Coked-up Cola is a popular narcotic 'soft' drink that is consumed around the world. Its popularity is owed to a combination of cutthroat marketing and to certain ingredients in the beverage itself.

McCountry is ranked 1st in the region and 10th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

Workers at Coked-Up Cola factories work for slave wages under sweatshop conditions and union organizers are routinely murdered. The product is tested on unsuspecting children before going to market.

The people of the world must unite to smash tyranny and to bring justice to all lands. Boycott McCountry. Boycott Coked-Up Cola.

Official Response of Rosenbaum and Sons, LTD, CC: Coked-Up Cola

We at Rosenbaum and Sons Legal Company are bothered by these allegations - namely because they are made without a shade of proof attached. We would like to suggest to the Coked-Up Cola company that, should they wish to sue the so-called 'Ethical Culture Society', we would happily serve as their legal council in any venue, for a measly 25% of the winnings.

The Dictatorship of Bomble is country full to the brim of avid soft drink drinkers. Indeed, the Bomblean soft drink industry is one of the strongest in the world. We have not seen or heard of this brand of soft drink, however, it's marketing and manufacturing procedures sound very familiar.

We support your efforts to keep representatives of McCountry out of your land. We recently forcibly ejected one of their agents from our country.

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Regards,

Ming Lee, Minister for Law Enforcement

If people in Swilatia want to boycott this drink, they can. However, we are not going to force them to, and we laugh at any person who suggests that a government does something like this.

It is not the policy of the Socialist Republic of Xanthal to police the domestic affairs of other countries. We do not import Coked-Up Cola because the beverage does not meet the standards set forth by the Council and the Ministry of Health.