NationStates Jolt Archive

On the morning of April seventh, five eyars ago, the wokers for equalism created 16 small strategic nuclear weapons with the power of 5 megatons each and being able to fit on a ALCM. 12 were put on ALCMs, on a carrier, what happened to the other 4 were lost. 1 was known ot have gone toa a scientests house. That one has been returned. The other three were put in storage. The only probelm was they were put in storage in remote locations, with only 4 aircraft. The documents that stated where they were, were lost, in a fire. One however was known to have been transfered 2 years ago to an attack sub fora classified mission en route to New Empire but still 5000 miles off coast it sunk. So there you have it. It today has come to the attention of the Woker for equalism goverent that they have lost 3 strategic nuclear weapons.

The president:

How the fu** can you lose three nukes!

aide: we don't know they're just gone and we have no idea where they are

President: I odn't care how you do it just find them and keep them out of the hands of some terrorests or n00bs

Secertary of Defense: what about the one taht sank with the sub

aide: we don't know we have a 100 km2 area to search to find it

President: sh*t

Vice president: get the WFEBFNSS on this now!

Little boxes on the hillside, Little boxes made of tickytacky
Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes all the same
There's a green one and a pink one and a blue one and a yellow one
And they're all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same.

And the people in the houses all went to the university
Where they were put in boxes and they came out all the same,
And there's doctors and there's lawyers, and business executives
And they're all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same.

And they all play on the golf course and drink their martinis dry,
And they all have pretty children and the children go to school
And the children go to summer camp and then to the university
Where they are put in boxes and they come out all the same.

And the boys go into business and marry and raise a family
In boxes made of ticky tacky and they all look just the same.
There's a green one and a pink one and a blue one and a yellow one
And they're all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same.


Sorry. Couldn't help it. Lost nukes, eh? Should be interesting.

OOC-Hehehe...
IC-
5000 miles of the coast of New Empire
Subfighter patrol group "Angler Four"

The area had been a source of mystery to many until they had been there. It was fairly flat and shallow for an area of the continental shelf, like most of the area South of New Empire, but there were enough canyons and crevices to make any salvage operation dangerous. But it was often used as a manuvers course for the subfighter crews now.

The two hydrogen rockets of the lead S-16 Viper rocketed it to Mach 1, 14,000 feet below sea level. Two more followed behind as they screamed through the subsurface canyons in a dogfighting excersise. LIDAR and EMS illuminated the area outside their supercav bubbles, but all seemed normal until something blipped on one of the chaser subfighter's LIDAR and EMS sensors.

"Hey, Four one, slow down. I think your wake dredged something up."

"Roger that, slowing."

"Hooo boy. I think we got a sunken sub on our hands. Must be a few years old."

"I'm gonna pulse it."

The X-Ray pulse was brief, but the image showed enough. A ruined submarine, crushed by the depths, was wedged in the crevice, several sections not revealing themselves to the pulse.

"Ahh... I think we got a broken arrow here."

"You mean..."

"Lead lined, warhead sized package. You think of anything that small that needs a lead lining?"

3 specail operation officers come up to a desolate airbase in the northern tundra. There are only 3 air craft here. They come up to the base commander

Operation officer Jake: hello we'll looking for a weapon that you may have reicieved 4 years ago

commander: oh ya the nuke I thought you guys already had it

After he mentioned that a desolated scielence fell

Jake: what do you mean?

commander: about 6 months abo 2 officers in black suits came up, claimed they were the goverment and took the nuke.

Jake F*ck

second officer nik: we better leave

Witht that the three officers boarded a modified 717 for the resonable flight back to the capital

the president receives the news, 1 nuke has been stolen and is in the hands of an unknown enemy. Not very plesent. He orders Wokers of Equalism on high alert without telling the public, not telling the public would be one of the worst mistakes ever.

The salvage ship, NESS Hoistman, made it's way through the waves towards the wreckage site. Special deep operations hardsuits and minisubs were in her cargo areas as well as EOD experts. As the salvage ship went, so did two Cunningham class Destroyers. The fleet was fairly large, and anyone with good intelligence would become suspicious of such a gathering.

The fleet was a week away from the site, having launched from the "Floating Cities" south of New Empire.

OOC; the workers asked me to RP this for them, so don't whine.

The truck drove to the border. The people in the truck saw the border guards waving their arms and telling them to stop. The truck stopped and the truckdriver gave the guard his passport. It was fine, he didn't saw it was a fake. The drove away, but suddenly they heard a man yelling and a few guards ran out of the building, screaming the truck must stop now. Suddenly 6 men jumped out and began firing at the guards. When they all were dead the truck raced away from the scene. Everything was ok and in a few hours they would reach a safe port to load their deadly cargo.

Little boxes on the hillside, Little boxes made of tickytacky
Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes all the same
There's a green one and a pink one and a blue one and a yellow one
And they're all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same.

And the people in the houses all went to the university
Where they were put in boxes and they came out all the same,
And there's doctors and there's lawyers, and business executives
And they're all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same.

And they all play on the golf course and drink their martinis dry,
And they all have pretty children and the children go to school
And the children go to summer camp and then to the university
Where they are put in boxes and they come out all the same.

And the boys go into business and marry and raise a family
In boxes made of ticky tacky and they all look just the same.
There's a green one and a pink one and a blue one and a yellow one
And they're all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same.


awesome. i've heard that.

The president ordered one order and one order only, find that bomb! However this owuld be no easy task. Meanwhile the three agents were still looking for the third bomb. They soon arived in anohter desolate airbase in the Tundra

Comander: hello how can I help you

jack: we're looking for a weapon you may have reicieved 4 years ago

Commander: oh ya that one its lost

nik: how can you lose a bomb!

Commander we loaded it onto a WFEF-12 sent it on a mission towards Credonia. Refueleda few times. Anyway over Credonia it was just passing through it crashed.

Nik: sh*t

Jack f*ck

Commander: why are you so upset

Nik: taht was a thermonuclear warehad which is now located int he middle of another country!