04-04-2004, 05:39
This just in from the HNN (Holy News Network): The people of Ireland and Scotland has overthrown the Catholic controlled government. Bridget O'Malley, the leader of the separation of church and state movement, has said "This is a landmark event in Ireland and Scotland. The people demanded the separation of church and state. When they were denied, they changed the government by force". It is official Pope Andres IV has been ousted and the country is now renamed The CommonWealth of Ireland and Scotland( as opposed to the holy empire of Ireland and Scotland). Also, the country's currency is now the pound(formerly the rouble) and the country has departed from the Red Army realm and are now in the Celtic Alliance realm. The new leader of the country is Daniel Patterson, a psycologist turned politician. He has said that all current embassies in Ireland and Scotland will remain. And our state run news network (HNN) is no longer financially supported by Ireland and Scotland, but at the moment is the only major news station available with only about 5 repeater stations.
This is William O'Reilly signing of for HNN...I mean signing off for Fox Broadcasting Network (named after the national animal and is in no way affilliated with the Fox News Network in america).
This is William O'Reilly signing of for HNN...I mean signing off for Fox Broadcasting Network (named after the national animal and is in no way affilliated with the Fox News Network in america).