NationStates Jolt Archive

KNN (Knurly News Network), Park Falls, Capital of Serengarve

"Earlier this morning, President Matthew del Balthazar of Serengarve emerged from a closed-door meeting with top Serengarvian officials and his primary ally, Premier Heinrich von Rhody of Barostrassa, and announced that the August Locale of Knurlyhood would be opening diplomatic and trade relations with any nations that requested, and are found to be satisfactory trade partners."

"More information on these developments will be given to the public as it is made available by the governments of the ALoK."

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Excerpt from President de Balthazar's speech:

"As Serengarve is, at this time, the only government with a defined foreign policy, we will also consider ourselves as speaking for the entire ALoK. Once the rest of the nations in ALoK hammer out their own diplomatic plans, they will of course be able to make whatever agreements they wish to."

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Trinis would like to make some sort of trade agreement. We would like to trade automoblies for, perhaps, some of our Information Technology.

Serengarve is willing to trade automobiles for IT, do you have specific numbers in mind for each side, or do you just want a general agreement with discounted merchandise or something similar to that?

We would rather have a more general agreement. Perhaps lowered tariffs, or discounted merchandise, as you suggested?

How much of a discount are you able to give us on your IT goods?

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Dark Star Legions is willing to trade Uranium for Automobiles in a one-time deal, 10 tons of Uranium for 10,000 vehicles of our choice.

Serengarve accepts your offer, Dark Star Legions.

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About 30% discount on our technology. How about those cars?

We're willing to give Trinis a discount of 20% on any vehicles produced by us.

Anyone else?

Dark Star Legions thanks Serengarve for accepting their trade offer and has shipped the Uranium.

Serengarve has shipped the vehicles to fulfill our end of the deal.

In that case, we must lower the discount to 25%. Your offer is acceptable. Do you agree to these terms?

Your terms are indeed acceptable to us.

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Excellent! Now that we have agreed to promote trade between our nations, how about we establish embassies in each others countries>

Agreed! We shall begin construction on your country's embassy immediately.

We are doing the same in our nation.

Excellent.

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alright, i'm about to give up on this thread entirely, but I thought I'd give it one last try.