NationStates Jolt Archive

Sir JOno the sixth was depressed very depressed. His father had died insane and his mother had died in child birth. It was with this htat he gave single order. His order was to fire aproximitly 100,000 sir jono the second ICBMs half at Great Mateo and half at New Emprie. Each missile carried 10 5 megaton MIRVs. There was no reason for this onslaught none at all he only wanted to die. It passed in the senate, mainly do to the fact that he owned it. Then it was passed on to the vast missile bases in the lIma beens plains constructed by the 6th's father who was in a paranoid state. ON exacctly 2 AM in the morning the missiles were launched.

The nation of Kurlej condemns this action. If you fire anymore this could mean a war.

OOC- But it usually does, so never mind.

Sir jono the sixth the moment after the missiles were fired broke down, but refused to be let down. He ordered himself to be moved to a submarine in the middle of the ocean. The request immidiatly began to be put undersay. Mean while in the capital the news is bgining to break out and panic is spreading. No body wants to die they all fear for their lives but there is nothing they can do. NOthing. The vice president immidiatly orders, fearing a counterattack for all forces to be moved to Defcon 1. This cannot be good.

The United Socialist States of Temme will send over counselors and other support people as necessary. We would ask that Sir Jono the 6th stop these attacks and resign from all government posts.

OOC-What the f*ck?
IC-
"Goddamn... I hate alerts. Prolly just some satellite launch."

The tired Major got up from his seat, walking towards the screen.

"Oh... sh*t. Sh*t."

All 400 NEODEN Satellites, at that moment, began to engage their armarment as the missiles had just exited Lima Beens. Each had 4 Long range anitmissile lasers, and a pair of Osmium Dart Railguns. As the missiles crossed the ocean, the beams of light and streams of hypersonic projectiles reached for the incoming missiles. X-Ray laser pumped warheads were launched in wanton patterns over the ocean, knocking out more and more warheads. Hundreds of missiles detonated in midair, or were sent spiraling into the ocean. But small groups began to edge towards the mainland, against all odds, and began slamming into the northern tundra and taiga. Fireballs blossomed in the desolate areas as at the airbases, the retaliation scrambled.

40 EB-9 Stealth Bombers climbed to 60,000 feet, reaching Mach 3. Their Athena systems cancelled out incoming radar waves as they made their way towards the doomed nation.

Being at efcon one can not be good. This is just more proof. 400 miles off the coast of United Elias a fighter pilot sees the sun's glare, thinking it was a missile he turns around and fires his 2 ALCMs at United Elias. Soon after Sir jOno the soxth hears the news and immidiatly fears a nuclear counterattack by United Elias, in response he orders the "destruction" pf United Elias.

L>B>S. lima

The captain just received a messgae. Fire his 45 Sir jOno the second MIRVs at United Elias. He has no choice he agrees and fires. This happens on 20 other SSBMs as wells firing 90,000 MIRVs at United Elias

Sir jOno the second issues one last order fire ALL the the nucelar missiles, at New Empire, this includes ones stationed in satilites. Just after the order is processed and completed. The first smart act of the day is completed. A sergent by the name of Fredrick laurier steps up and shoots the sixth. After hearing the news the vice president resigns and so does the senate. There is still very little hope for the nation of lIma beens

The United Socialist States of Temme has decided to send in a helicopter to forcibly remove Sir Jono the 6th.

*Middle of the Ocean*

*Mission Control, this is Blue Jay. We have spotted the raft that our target is on. Over.*
*Mission Control to Blue Jay. Roger that. Drop the harness. Have the counselors stand by. Over.*
*Mission Control, this is Blue Jay. Roger that. Dropping harness. Over.*

[NENN News]
Today, after an unprovoked attack by Lima Beens, the following actions are to be taken by the UCSNE
1. Total Removal of the entire Lima Beens government.
2. Total destruction of the Lima Beens Armed Forces
3. Total destruction of the Lima Beens economy
This nation will be the first to experience the wrath of our nuclear forces...

Mushrooms continued to grow on the seas and Taiga as every defense in the nation lashed out at the missiles.

The 40 EB-9s were now at 70,000 feet, their hydrogen fueled rocket engines pushing them to Mach 3.

"Sir, we're nearing firing point, 100 miles of the coast of Lima Beens."

"Very good, Lt. Patch me in to the squadron network."

"Yessir."

"Attention all aircraft, this is Major Alan Dunhelds. As of now, we are performing nuclear attacks on Lima Beens. Now, a lot of you have lost friends back home, and a lot of you still have friends to come home to. So let's glass these f*ckers and scoot."

A chorus of confirmations was heard on the net, 480 "Banshee" Nuclear SCRAMjet cruise missiles leaped from their bays, each with a 500 kt nuclear warhead. The missiles flew very low, but traveled at 7 times the speed of sound as they screamed for Lima Beens military installations and cities.

From their patrol routes in the sea, the two Submerisible Supercavitating Carriers, the Admiral Mickolai Angelus and Admiral Fredrick Ter Horst, as well as their 4 WelleKrieger supercavitating escort vessels descended beneath the waves, their cavitators and hydrogen rocket engines powering up. The engines blasted on as the ships screamed to Mach 1, heading for Lima Beens with their loads of Subfighters and aircraft.

OOC-You attack me, you accept my tech.

*Middle of the Ocean*

The pilot traveled down in the harness and grabbed Sir Jono the 6th. He was placed in the helicopter and taken to Saskatchewan General Hospital in the capital city of Temme.

*Middle of the Ocean*

The pilot traveled down in the harness and grabbed Sir Jono the 6th. He was placed in the helicopter and taken to Saskatchewan General Hospital in the capital city of Temme.

Temme will send into Lima Beens a woman named Alexa Jonesin to take temporary control of the country until citizens of Lima Beens can take over. We will also send in 1,000 peacekeepers. We would ask that all bombing would cease and that you would send in peacekeepers instead.

**Official communique from Alexa Jonesin**

To the people of Lima Beens:

Our troops are here to protect you. We will not harm you.

We would like the citizens of Lima Beens to have your own democracy in 3 months ideally, 6 months at maximum.

We would ask that you fully cooperate with our troops. Thank you very much.

*Yawn* Ignored for multiple reasons.

1) I wasn't informed of this, the only reason I even found out about it was because a friend of mine happened to see it and link me to it.

2) Lima's been a lake for a while now, hasn't he?

3) Even if he hasn't been a lake, he doesn't have that many missiles. Not even close. You're looking at upwards of 15 trillion dollars in missiles there.

4) Total conquest of Lima is no fun. It's like the neighborhood whore, everybody gets a turn.

*Official Communique From Alexa Jonesin to the international community*

My fellow peace-loving nations:
I would ask that you stand with the United Socialist States of Temme in providing peace and stability to Lima Beens. Let us put aside our differences and military weaponry and band together to bring peace and democracy to the troubled nation of Lima Beens.

*Official Communique from Alexa Jonesin to the former Vice-President and Senate*

I would ask that you would come out of hiding and stand with me to bring stability to the nation you love. The people of Lima Beens need you now. Do not disappoint your people!