NationStates Jolt Archive


MNN News Report

Moronicidiots
03-04-2004, 01:03
Scott Sharp: Hello, and welcome to the newest edition of the Moronic News Network. The top headline today is the attempted assination of our President Aaron Schrock. For more on this, over to our live coorespondant back on planet earth where Schrock was at the time of this attempted assasination.

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Sharp: We seem to be having techical diffi...culties.

*the station then goes to the co-respondant on earth*

Sylvia Strelchek: Hello. As you all know, Moronicidiots is taking part in the talks of creating a new alliance. Instead of sending a diplomat, our President came only with himself and a few body double robots. Not long after he arrived, a masked man showed up in the upper balconies where nobody was yet at. The man then proceeded to pull out a M-16 rifle with a sniper scope, and then fired off a single shot right into what he thought was the head of our president. However it was one of the body double robots.

A few hours later, the man who commited the crime was caught. It was 35 year old Muhhammad Na-Al-Guigen. Na-Al-Guigen was a cateror for the event and has also since confessed to be a part of the Crimson Union terrorist cell. This cell has called for a holy-war against moronicidiots, just because they believe that moronicidiots is a nation who practices witchcraft and is against their beliefs. They say this because we are a space nation and they say we use witchcraft and sorcery to live in space.

The man is currently being interogated by the moronicidiots military. He has given them information on the leaders and their up-and coming attacks on Earth based moronicidiot embassies, including the 246 story building they have located in Atlanta, Georgia, USA, Earth.

The man is facing either life in prison or death, judging by his cooperation. We will have more for you when we get it..............
Power and War
03-04-2004, 01:05
Do you whant people to help or is it just a report from your nation? :?
Moronicidiots
03-04-2004, 01:06
OOC: just a report, though later assistance may be requested, as we have very little forces on Earth due to being based on the planet of Entropia.
Iuthia
03-04-2004, 01:17
OOC: Are you saying this took place during the conference in Austar Union? Despite about 30 nations coming with top security officials? Despite the fact it hasn't been RPed in the actual conference, nor have you checked with Austar Union to see if it's ok to smuggle a gun into his nation and use it during his alliance talks?

If this happened the talks would be over, everyone would leave in the fear that their nations leaders are not secure. If it happened outside of the conference people could accept it, but it doesn't really work if it's inside the conference. Too much security and too much at stake.
Crimson Union
03-04-2004, 01:27
Yes, it was us! It was the Crimson Union! We WILL take over EVERYTHING in due time. We are the choosen few. We will take over this nation of moronicidiots. While we may be a small group only the fraction of their size, we have friends in high-places................... At this time, there are missles headed at the 4 major M.I. embassies on Earth. We have spared the tower in Atlanta for now. But, it will go in due time...........................
Crimson Union
03-04-2004, 01:28
Yes, it was us! It was the Crimson Union! We WILL take over EVERYTHING in due time. We are the choosen few. We will take over this nation of moronicidiots. While we may be a small group only the fraction of their size, we have friends in high-places................... At this time, there are missles headed at the 4 major M.I. embassies on Earth. We have spared the tower in Atlanta for now. But, it will go in due time...........................
Crimson Union
03-04-2004, 01:33
OOC: Are you saying this took place during the conference in Austar Union? Despite about 30 nations coming with top security officials? Despite the fact it hasn't been RPed in the actual conference, nor have you checked with Austar Union to see if it's ok to smuggle a gun into his nation and use it during his alliance talks?

If this happened the talks would be over, everyone would leave in the fear that their nations leaders are not secure. If it happened outside of the conference people could accept it, but it doesn't really work if it's inside the conference. Too much security and too much at stake.

OOC:yeah it happened in the meeting, i did it on one of the first few pages..... They said to forget it. but apparently the morons decided to go along with me.
03-04-2004, 01:39
It was ignored, it is a closed rp.
Iuthia
03-04-2004, 03:08
OOC:yeah it happened in the meeting, i did it on one of the first few pages..... They said to forget it. but apparently the morons decided to go along with me.

OOC: Shh... your ignored. Roleplay it.