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Interstellar Terrorist John Crichton is at large, he is considered to be Armed and highly dangerous. His last known location was on a prison transport with one rogue Peace-Keeper officer and 4 escaped convicts, and illegal aliens. Accurate information will be rewarded, it is recommended that the apprehension of John Crichton be handled by Peace-Keeper High Command.

Peace-Keeper High Command.

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Terrorist last seen raiding a Zircon mine in the Jackkerberry mountains of west Montanah, our own security forces are at a loss.
A Peace-Keeper unit would be welcome to come to Montanah & investigate.

Citizen Cliffman.
Dept Foreign affairs.

we would pay good money for Jon Crichton so why are you so worried. :? :P

We have seen him on our planet multiple times over the last few months. We have however got no idea as to where he is now. We also would pay great money to have him alive for questioning. If he is delievered, we are willing to give 2 billion Credits to his captor.

Pecae-Keeper High Command insists that John Crichton apprehension be dealt with by Peace-Keeper forces. Any information that we gain from him will of course be freely shared with other interested parties.

As we speak a force of Peace Keeper Commandos are hot on his trail, we will keep you informed of the proceedings.

Peace-Keeper High Command.

We will keep a look out for him on Planet Earth here. I am not advanced with space tech at all (the usualy government space shuttles and stuff)

Jon Crichton has been captured by Styrish forces on the Montanah border. He will be handed over to Peace-Keeper forces shortly.

Wehttam Yelruts, Styrland Ambassader

John Crichton has made a daring escape from Styrish custody, just minutes after his capture from Styrish forces. He is once again loose and is now heavily armed, we reccomend that his apprehension be left to the Peace-Keepers.

Yours

George Winchester, Captain in Styrland army.

John Crichton has made a daring escape from Styrish custody, just minutes after his capture from Styrish forces. He is once again loose and is now heavily armed, we reccomend that his apprehension be left to the Peace-Keepers.

Yours

George Winchester, Captain in Styrland army.

<<Incoming transmission from Martian Resi Corp>>
>We have confirmation of Mr. Crichton's presence within our borders, and would much prefer
>to keep him in our custody. He has already applied for citizenship here, and we see no reason
>to give up a man that promises to be a productive member of our society. Either you explain
>to us why we wouldn't want this man, or you "make it worth our while," so to speak. And by
>that we mean you need to pay us exactly ten times his bounty money. Otherwise, he lives
>free.
>
>Governor Dray Graves, Martian Resi Corp

I don't know what you're talking about, he's working in an ice cream parlour here on the US of tasty toast. I know nothing of his past, he seems like a very nice man and makes a lovely raspberry ripple.

Toaster Smith,
El Presidente

Oh, so thats why they want him!!

Yours

HRH King Styr

Peace Keeper High Command is most dissapointed with the reaction to the international terroiest. He has been in our custody for the last 3 days I do not know what these other nations our talking about but we will soon have the information that we need, he h#''s giv.....s '; tr;;'

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Warning the interstellar Terrorist John Crichton and his accomplices have escaped Peace Keeper custody we currently our unaware of there current location and we have put out a general bounty for his capture alive! We also wish to interrogate his companions how ever it is not necessary for them to be captured alive, how ever there is a large bonus if they our captured and delivered to us alive. This applies to Governments as much as it does to bounty hunters. We our also issuing rewards for any useful information, which leads to the capture of John Crichton, and his accomplices.

Peace Keeper High Command.

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Current reports indicate that Mr. Crichton is working for the DGNT Department of Commerce (Pax III Division), it is unclear whether or not this is the person you are looking for, after all, in a universe with several trillion inhabitants, there are likely to be more than two people named John Crichton.
In other news a small slug was found today, and it answers to the name of Jok'n Krytun.
Do you want it?