NationStates Jolt Archive


The HLF's store loyalty card hits the high street!

The HLF
02-04-2004, 13:50
Greetings loyal customers and future clients today is a great day for your nation's finaces. I get gives me great pleasure to annoce the introduction of the Huzeny Loyalty Card. This can be used at any HLF or Huzen Hagen storefront and will intitle you to the following things.
A 10% Store Discount and now 5% off the Doujin store!
Store Points for every purchase you make resulting in when you reach our target free training and weapons.
Overdraft of up to $100 billion! (terms and conditions apply)

Our introductury special offer! shop at our store (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=122515) within 3 minutes of singing up and get an extra 10% off!

Just think, have to defend your nation from an attack? Just blew your budget on other stuff? then shop to you drop and kick ass!!! you can pay us back over 2, yes 2 (rl) weeks!


terms and conditions
APR=37.9% we reserve the right to reclaim products. If this is not possible assets to the value of or above the value of the products in addition to a penalty fee equal to or greater to 100% of the owed amount will be taken after 2 months of non payment. The HLF does not accept responsability for any injurys or fatalities caused by our products. Purchase using the said card is an acceptance of these conditions.We also reserve the right to set the credit limit as we see fit and to break your legs once yu fall behind in payments
The Freethinkers
02-04-2004, 13:59
OOC: :lol: Original. *Imagines repo men sailing back with destroyers after overdraft isnt paid.
The HLF
02-04-2004, 14:00
OOC:Thanks, i'll try to create an image for the card soon
02-04-2004, 14:15
Wow! this offer is so good it can hardly be belived. Ill take one straight away and I urge everyone else to do the same.
Holy panooly
02-04-2004, 14:21
terms and conditions
APR=37.9% we reserve the right to reclaim products. If this is not possible assets to the value of or above the value of the products in addition to a penalty fee equal to or greater to 100% of the owed amount will be taken after 2 months of non payment. The HLF does not accept responsability for any injurys or fatalities caused by our products. Purchase using the said card is an acceptance of these conditions.We also reserve the right to set the credit limit as we see fit
The HLF
02-04-2004, 14:24
Spherea, as our first customer you will recive the extra discount and w will set the limit at 100billion. HP there was no need for that post and you missed a bit out
The HLF
02-04-2004, 14:52
Don't just take my word for it, listen to all these people

http://radio.weblogs.com/0001015/images/2002/07/26/saddamGottaGun.gif

"I bought my favourite rifle with my loyalty card and found it to be a great service"

http://redescolar.ilce.edu.mx/redescolar/act_permanentes/historia/html/conflicto_palestina/hamas.jpg

"I don't have a bad thing to say abut the Huzeny Loyalty Card, whether im buying groceries or C4 its always the one i use"

http://wtc.acmecargo.com/wtc-pics/osama-bin-laden.jpg

"I bought a shit load of weapons with my card, it's even accepted in America! Just get one, you cant beat that discount"
Doujin
05-04-2004, 10:05
5% discount at my storefront to anyone who uses the "Loyalty" card.