Our Agents Assasinate a famous person
THe people of IDF are longtime Chicago Bears fans. We are glad of our new QB, Rex Grossman, and new coach Lovie Smith. But, something had to be done with the evil Green Bay Packers.
In order to make sure our Bears win the division, we dispatched a team of agents to assasinate Brett Favre and decapitate the Green Bay *******s. The mission was a sucess and our agents have returned. With the Lions sucking and the Vikings arguing amongst themselves on the sidelines, our Bears will know glory again.
Are there any condemnations or cheers of joy?
Kihameria
01-04-2004, 02:45
ooc-good job ! lol,jk. seems....interesting,but i try and ignore all stuff based on RL places and events,to much squabbiling.
Serengarve
01-04-2004, 02:47
Condemnation. This will only make the Packers more intense, and even without Favre they could easily beat the Bears. In a couple years, maybe, but not now.
In other news a horses head was left in GB Packers coach Greg Sherman's bed. The message is to make sure the GB Packers don't beat the Bears or they will be killed.
WOOHOO
My agents will deal with any other teams that rise up in mid season...
Move swift, Strike fast
Hmmmm we dont hate or like any of the mentioned teams but I guess we'll send our eriopian national marshall service to help the packers defend themselves.
Serengarve
01-04-2004, 04:01
In other news a horses head was left in GB Packers coach Greg Sherman's bed. The message is to make sure the GB Packers don't beat the Bears or they will be killed.
Too bad the Packers' coach is MIKE Sherman. Not to mention, how exactly is that going to scare the Packers into throwing their games against the Bears? In the meantime, Serengarve is dispatching ten squads of Secret Service members to help protect the Packers.
Since the GB Packers are now too protected (just like they protected Favre against Urlacher), I have moved on to another target to help the Bears achieve Super Bowl glory.
Our agents set out to kill Bear's owner Mike McCaskey. He is the grandson of the great Papa Bear who founded the NFL. He was nothing like his grandfather who did everything to keep Mike from getting the team upon the death of Papa Bear, (whose real name is George Stanley Halas). McCaskey traded Jim McMahon and fired Mike Ditka, gave us Wandstedt, Jauron, and Schoop. The Bears fans of IDF found it neccesary to get McCaskey out of there so he wouldn't do something stupid like resign Chris Chandler and trade Grossman.
We have just recieved secret praise from Mayor/Dictator of Chicago Richard M. Daley. He thanks us for taking out McCaskey and Favre.
Come on at least make fun of Chicago and Dictator Daley and his Meigs field tear down
If we don't get a response, we may have to kill again.
Any condemnations for killing McCaskey.
Terronian
05-04-2004, 03:27
It wont matter the St Louis Rams is gonna win next season
Cyberutopia
05-04-2004, 03:37
Are there any condemnations or cheers of joy?
No, just the officially approved "huh?" I'm afraid. This is by far one of the stupidest ideas ever, not to mention the fact that the Packers Alliance is going to turn you into dust.
This has been sponsored by the Committee of...Damn, I Forgot.
Serengarve
05-04-2004, 03:59
Are there any condemnations or cheers of joy?
No, just the officially approved "huh?" I'm afraid. This is by far one of the stupidest ideas ever, not to mention the fact that the Packers Alliance is going to turn you into dust.
Who's in the Packers Alliance? I'd like to join that.
Cyberutopia
05-04-2004, 04:31
I'm sorry, I made it up just now as a joke. :lol:
The Packers alliance merged with the Lion's alliance and turned to dust.
Fluffywuffy
05-04-2004, 04:32
In view of this madness,the Empire will begin airdropping porn magazines, mailing them, etc. etc. into IDF.
Serengarve
05-04-2004, 04:36
I'm sorry, I made it up just now as a joke. :lol:
In that case, I'm going to form it. Anyone who wants to join the Packers Alliance, telegram me, and we'll figure something out.
The Packers alliance merged with the Lion's alliance and turned to dust.
Why would the Packers Alliance do something stupid like that?
In view of this madness,the Empire will begin airdropping porn magazines, mailing them, etc. etc. into IDF.
thanks fluffy, I need them
Cyberutopia
05-04-2004, 04:37
We will flood the IDF market with Chicken Nuggets! Your populace won't just be obese, they'll be super-obese (ph33r) within the decade!
This has not been a serious post