30-03-2004, 07:51
A young man one could easily estimate to be only in his mid-twenties is wheeled before a large array of members of the media. A flick of the wirst causes his wheelchair to turn to face the crowd. A few coughs later, his throat is clear..
"Ladies and gentlemen, you should all count yourselves as being quite lucky for you are present on a day that will go down in history as being one of the most memorable events since the invention of sliced, white bread, which, might I add, is best used when making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Creamy on the butter and strawberry je-..oh...anyway, I am proud to announce that I have founded and elected myself dictator of the Republic Of GrecoAsia."
A deafening roar filled the ears of any who had the ability to hear as numerous cameras began to flash.
"QUIET YOU SORRY, INSOLENT PIECES OF UNWORTHY TRASH!!" Glinting under rays of light, a gun was drawn by the speaker and then aimed directly at the mob. A squeeze of the trigger lead to the gun's loud report echoing throughout the room as a "random" press member fell dead. Stunned, the media quieted down.
"...Ahem...anyway, that is all. As they say in GrecoAsia...if you can't beat them...then eat the whales!"
With that, the oddball leader of the new republic drove himself offstage as what was left of the media scrambled away in panic.
"Ladies and gentlemen, you should all count yourselves as being quite lucky for you are present on a day that will go down in history as being one of the most memorable events since the invention of sliced, white bread, which, might I add, is best used when making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Creamy on the butter and strawberry je-..oh...anyway, I am proud to announce that I have founded and elected myself dictator of the Republic Of GrecoAsia."
A deafening roar filled the ears of any who had the ability to hear as numerous cameras began to flash.
"QUIET YOU SORRY, INSOLENT PIECES OF UNWORTHY TRASH!!" Glinting under rays of light, a gun was drawn by the speaker and then aimed directly at the mob. A squeeze of the trigger lead to the gun's loud report echoing throughout the room as a "random" press member fell dead. Stunned, the media quieted down.
"...Ahem...anyway, that is all. As they say in GrecoAsia...if you can't beat them...then eat the whales!"
With that, the oddball leader of the new republic drove himself offstage as what was left of the media scrambled away in panic.